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Press Junketeer
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Joined: 19 Jun 2008

I wanna hear what the worst joke you've heard is, whether that be in terms of how horribly grim the joke is or it being so bad it's funny. And please, no dead baby jokes.

Mine is "A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said 'why the long face?' to which the horse responded 'my wife just died'"

And yes, I search the forums, so please no "my favorite joke is the search button!"

Press Junketeer
Posts: 391
Joined: 3 Oct 2008

(World of Warcraft joke)

Have you ever seen a Tauren rogue?

No...

Neither have i, bloody good arn't they?

It's incredibly cheesy but it had me and my mate in stitches for about five minutes

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1540
Joined: 15 Aug 2008

My Friend:What's up?
Me:Not...
My Friend:The Sun that's what's up.

But the favorite joke I heard was

Tom: Hey, Mitch, you still dating that girl?
Mitch: No, she bled to death from Gonorrhea.
Tom: You don't bleed to death from Gonorrhea.
Mitch: When you give it to me you do.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 469
Joined: 11 Feb 2009

My worst joke? My sex life. (ba dum tish)

Press Junketeer
Posts: 477
Joined: 13 Dec 2008

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1369
Joined: 1 Sep 2008

I can't get my computer to work.
Why not?
It says press "any key" and I can't find it!

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 876
Joined: 23 Nov 2008

If theres no dead baby jokes, are raped jokes allowed?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1440
Joined: 7 May 2008

Stevato:
(World of Warcraft joke)

Have you ever seen a Tauren rogue?

If I ever have a Tauren rogue, I'll name it cowmooflage.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 568
Joined: 4 Mar 2009

How do you get an Irishman out of a tree?

Wave at him

Or

What do you call an Irish spider?

Paddy Longlegs

Beat Writer
Posts: 136
Joined: 22 Jan 2009

(from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy)
*in fake sean connery voice*
Whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

ones a sick duck... i forgot the rest but your mothers a whore!

Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

Two mice is out flying, when one suddenly starts to crash and yells;
'Help! Help!'
And the other replies; 'Dont worry, I ate hotdogs!'

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 516
Joined: 7 Dec 2008

A grammar teacher explains to his class: "In English, when we have a double-negative, that makes a positive. But in some languages, a double-negative stays negative. However, in no language do two positives make a negative."

A student replies: "Yeah, right."

... I crack myself up sometimes.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 391
Joined: 3 Oct 2008

Spacelord:

Stevato:
(World of Warcraft joke)

Have you ever seen a Tauren rogue?

If I ever have a Tauren rogue, I'll name it cowmooflage.

Best Tauren name i did ever see was Udderchaos :) It made a change from people linking them to burgers or cheese (My mate called his Tauren druid Dairylee)

News Room Contributor
Posts: 3881
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

WeedWorm:
If theres no dead baby jokes, are raped jokes allowed?

Unequivocally no.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1424
Joined: 2 Mar 2008

LilGherkin:

Tom: Hey, Mitch, you still dating that girl?
Mitch: No, she bled to death from Gonorrhea.
Tom: You don't bleed to death from Gonorrhea.
Mitch: When you give it to me you do.

That's twisted. Unfortunately, most of my jokes are really racist, so I can'[t tell any of them.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1743
Joined: 22 Jan 2009

Two lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you"?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1130
Joined: 13 Jan 2009

So two baby seals walk into a club...

Muckraker
Posts: 325
Joined: 29 Mar 2009

My friend told me he was Russian.
I told him to be careful or he might trip and fall.

I know. It's bad. I'm sorry.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3580
Joined: 8 Feb 2009

What do cows brush their teeth with?
What?
Cows don't brush their teeth.

or

What do gold fish brush their teeth with?
What?
Gold fish don't have teeth.

fix'd

Paperboy
Posts: 39
Joined: 8 Sep 2008

it was a joke between a friend and I, I once sent a harmless virus to him that when he opened it a fat kid started breakdancing on his screen.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3603
Joined: 8 Dec 2007

My sister: "She dyed her hair, recently."
Me: "She dyed? Good, I hope it hurt."

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3811
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

notoriouslynx:

What do fish brush their teeth with?
What?
Fish don't have teeth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark

And on topic:
A neutron walks into a bar. Orders a drink, tries to pay, but the barman stops him. "For you, no charge."

Copy Clerk
Posts: 51
Joined: 14 Mar 2008

Did ye hear the one about the wall? You'd never get over it.

I dare anyone to make something worse.

Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

A man comes home and sees his wife in the bed with his best friend. HIS BEST FRIEND.
You know what he says?
"Bad dog, bad dog!"

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 876
Joined: 23 Nov 2008

nilcypher:

WeedWorm:
If theres no dead baby jokes, are raped jokes allowed?

Unequivocally no.

Well, Ill just be leaving then.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1540
Joined: 15 Aug 2008

The Bush Administration

Ba dum tcsh

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 574
Joined: 2 Jun 2008

lol i randomly thought up this joke and said it to a girl on halo 3.

"If you were trapped under a pile of ice cream, I would eat you out!"

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 613
Joined: 18 Jul 2008

Chicago Ted:
So two baby seals walk into a club...

:( poor seals.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3580
Joined: 8 Feb 2009

Lukeje:

notoriouslynx:

What do fish brush their teeth with?
What?
Fish don't have teeth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark

And on topic:
A neutron walks in to the bar. Orders a drink, tries to pay, but the barman stops him. "For you, no charge."

I'm not talking about the fish with a full skeleton!

Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

KenzS:
lol i randomly thought up this joke and said it to a girl on halo 3.

"If you were trapped under a pile of ice cream, I would eat you out!"

Best One! Ever!

Paperboy
Posts: 43
Joined: 23 Feb 2009

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo hoo?
Crybaby!

Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

notoriouslynx:
What do cows brush their teeth with?
What?
Cows don't brush their teeth.

or

What do fish brush their teeth with?
What?
Fish don't have teeth.

Uh, some fish do... :o

Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

Did you hear the one about the roof?
Nevermind, it's over your head ;P

Paperboy
Posts: 49
Joined: 1 Oct 2008

A blonde walks in to a bar. You think she would've seen it!

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