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Press Junketeer  Posts: 388 Joined: 19 Jun 2008     | |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 395 Joined: 3 Oct 2008   | (World of Warcraft joke) Have you ever seen a Tauren rogue? No... Neither have i, bloody good arn't they? It's incredibly cheesy but it had me and my mate in stitches for about five minutes |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1665 Joined: 15 Aug 2008    | My Friend:What's up? But the favorite joke I heard was Tom: Hey, Mitch, you still dating that girl? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 469 Joined: 11 Feb 2009  | My worst joke? My sex life. (ba dum tish) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 477 Joined: 13 Dec 2008   | A guy walks into a bar and says ouch. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1536 Joined: 1 Sep 2008    | I can't get my computer to work. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 910 Joined: 23 Nov 2008    | If theres no dead baby jokes, are raped jokes allowed? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1595 Joined: 7 May 2008    |
If I ever have a Tauren rogue, I'll name it cowmooflage. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 627 Joined: 4 Mar 2009    | How do you get an Irishman out of a tree? Wave at him Or What do you call an Irish spider? Paddy Longlegs |
Beat Writer  Posts: 218 Joined: 22 Jan 2009    | (from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy) ones a sick duck... i forgot the rest but your mothers a whore! |
Paperboy  Posts: 12 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 | Two mice is out flying, when one suddenly starts to crash and yells; |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 638 Joined: 7 Dec 2008     | A grammar teacher explains to his class: "In English, when we have a double-negative, that makes a positive. But in some languages, a double-negative stays negative. However, in no language do two positives make a negative." A student replies: "Yeah, right." ... I crack myself up sometimes. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 395 Joined: 3 Oct 2008 |
Best Tauren name i did ever see was Udderchaos :) It made a change from people linking them to burgers or cheese (My mate called his Tauren druid Dairylee) |
News Room Contributor  Posts: 4267 Joined: 21 Feb 2008    |
Unequivocally no. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1562 Joined: 2 Mar 2008   |
That's twisted. Unfortunately, most of my jokes are really racist, so I can'[t tell any of them. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2232 Joined: 22 Jan 2009    | Two lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you"? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1511 Joined: 13 Jan 2009    | So two baby seals walk into a club... |
Muckraker  Posts: 325 Joined: 29 Mar 2009  | My friend told me he was Russian. I know. It's bad. I'm sorry. |
BANNED  Posts: 3668 Joined: 8 Feb 2009    | What do cows brush their teeth with? or What do gold fish brush their teeth with? fix'd User was banned for: dam christmas brings out the babes . (Permanent) |
Paperboy  Posts: 39 Joined: 8 Sep 2008 | it was a joke between a friend and I, I once sent a harmless virus to him that when he opened it a fat kid started breakdancing on his screen. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4639 Joined: 8 Dec 2007 | My sister: "She dyed her hair, recently." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4060 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark And on topic: |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 14 Mar 2008     | Did ye hear the one about the wall? You'd never get over it. I dare anyone to make something worse. |
Paperboy Posts: 12 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 | A man comes home and sees his wife in the bed with his best friend. HIS BEST FRIEND. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 910 Joined: 23 Nov 2008 |
Well, Ill just be leaving then. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1665 Joined: 15 Aug 2008 | The Bush Administration Ba dum tcsh |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 589 Joined: 2 Jun 2008   | lol i randomly thought up this joke and said it to a girl on halo 3. "If you were trapped under a pile of ice cream, I would eat you out!" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 700 Joined: 18 Jul 2008    |
:( poor seals. |
BANNED Posts: 3668 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 |
I'm not talking about the fish with a full skeleton! User was banned for: dam christmas brings out the babes . (Permanent) |
Paperboy Posts: 12 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 |
Best One! Ever! |
Paperboy  Posts: 43 Joined: 23 Feb 2009   | Knock knock. |
Paperboy  Posts: 42 Joined: 31 Mar 2009   |
Uh, some fish do... :o |
Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 | Did you hear the one about the roof? |
Paperboy  Posts: 49 Joined: 1 Oct 2008  | A blonde walks in to a bar. You think she would've seen it! |
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I wanna hear what the worst joke you've heard is, whether that be in terms of how horribly grim the joke is or it being so bad it's funny. And please, no dead baby jokes.
Mine is "A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said 'why the long face?' to which the horse responded 'my wife just died'"
And yes, I search the forums, so please no "my favorite joke is the search button!"