Worst movie title ever?

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Snakes on a plane.

My life was pretty much devoid of all things internet when that came out, so I thought it might be a clever euphemism for terrorist hijacking or something.
Oh how wrong I was.

Any of those stupid one word titles like BATS, RATS, or VOLCANO. Trying to instill us with a sense of foreboding and mystery with a one word title has become cliché.

W
that's it W wtf

"The Midnight Meat Train" - sounds suspiciously like a gay porno...

"I ♥ Huckabees" - It's got a '♥'. In the title.

By far.....'IT'

Think about it....fuck....
"have you seen 'it'.
"seen what?"

The Black Dalia. It just sucked so bad and went nowhere.

There is a movie in existence with the most horrible title ever.

It is called:

"Gayniggers From Outer Space"

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The Neverending Story- THEY LIED!

Lenoh:
There is a movie in existence with the most horrible title ever.

It is called:

"Gayniggers From Outer Space"

/thread

Oh, NO. I remember hearing about that movie...

You're right, I don't think anything will top that.

Jerious1154:
Most James Bond movies have terrible titles.
Tomorrow Never Dies, You Only Live Twice, and Quantum of Solace are just nonsensical. And then of course there's Octopussy.

the last one would make sense if you've ever had the privilege to travel to seedy back alleys in foreign countries

lol, good times

Well:

Lady Terminator (name isn't so bad, but read the synopsis. I dare you)

Autism: The Musical ...I shit you not.

Snakes on a train.

darkstone:
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats( people).
you can't get worse than that.

Damn it ALL! You beat me there.

Any Sci-Fi original movie would fit here. Boa vs. Python and Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave From the Grave, I'm looking at you.

Theres a movie called teeth and im going to say that has a pretty bad name.
The movie is about a girl with fangs but not in her mouth.

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Titanic II

ZeroMachine:
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.

Oh, wait, that's the best one...

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is better

Highlander 2: the Quckeing. ONly the quckeing part.

Lenoh:
There is a movie in existence with the most horrible title ever.

It is called:

"Gayniggers From Outer Space"

/thread

ya bad name... but the Capt. B. Dick character was so deep and moving in it :P

Push. It was a terrible film that involved men who's voices could blow fish up.

Hazy:

GodsOneMistake:
Stop! Or My mom will shoot
OctoPussy
Operation Dumbo Drop
The human stain
The Hudsucker Proxy

My senses indicate that 2 or more of those are Pornos.

you'd be wrong actually ..... if its the 2 I'm thinking, one's a James Bond flick, the other .. o.0 not sure, i think its its a movie about rich old people doing stuff

irishdelinquent:
XXX

...I had such high hopes when I heard the title...and then there was a lack of boobs and an excess of Vin Diesel

hehehe, me to actually XD.

OT:

It

>.> it what? -.- thank you for telling me nothing movie title

Nazulu:
I thought 'Snakes on a Plane' was bad or is that so bad it's good?

I'd say it falls in the so bad it's good category just because of the story behind it. Apparently that was just the placeholder name and they were gonna change it. But Samuel L. Jackson basically said "If you change the title, I quit."

Anyway, my vote for worst movie title...

Am I the only one who thinks that Transformers: Dark of the Moon was a stupid title? Not Dark Side of the Moon just...Dark OF the Moon...stupid...

Airtight Granny
Anal Fireball
Let's Play Stain the Couch!
The Adventures of the Fart Bitches

If you're wondering how the hell I know these, my friend came to school one day with a huge list of bad porn movie titles so he could make us laugh at lunch.

IxionIndustries:
The movie "They". Seriously, it does exist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_(2002_film)

i liked it personally :D

iammatt95:
this probaly isnt right but i think War of the Worlds.because the title isnt accurate.

First off, it doesnt show any other worlds at war, just Earth.

Second(as they state in the movie):its more of an extermination not a war

Its a war between Earth and Mars... people try to fight back even though it's a massacre, and then we find out that its a micro-organism that actualy wins the war for us... no matter now big and clever we see ourselves it was the little living microdot with no power to think that wins the war for earth! The musical also includes a priest who is at war with himself, or at least his beleifs and suddenly turns satanist...!

Fact: When this was first released for the radio in the US people listened to it, and due to the lack of TV and internet at the time to actually find out, a lot of people thought it was actually happening, and the UK was being invaded by aliens!!! :P

OT: Ninja Assassin was a terrible name for a movie that was actually pretty good...

Megashark vs Giant Octopus, Dinoshark and Sharktopus are pretty bad... but considering those movies were made to be bad, can be forgiven.

Strain42:
Anyway, my vote for worst movie title...

Am I the only one who thinks that Transformers: Dark of the Moon was a stupid title? Not Dark Side of the Moon just...Dark OF the Moon...stupid...

Hey, it was the most efficient way of not getting people to associate it with Pink Floyd. If it was called Dark Side of the Moon, there would be some crazy theory the album syncs perfectly with the film xD.

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

No, it's not called "Precious", it's called "Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire".

Even during the ruddy Academy Awards they insisted on calling it that every single time it was mentioned.

It's common to maybe have a little note on the promotional poster, just a little side thing saying, "oh by the way, this is what we based it on", but this is just right there in your face, it's pathetic and beyond reasoning. It's honestly the most pretentious movie title I've ever seen.

It's also highly pretentious to use the name "Sapphire". I can understand some authors feeling the need to create an alternate identity to fuel their books such as Lemony Snicket, but this is an adult book not a kid's book. Your name is not Sapphire, it's Romona Lofton, use it, and if you don't want to use your real name, choose a real name instead.

How about we rename the Lord of the Rings trilogy as

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: Based on the book The Lord of the Rings by Emerald, the guy who wrote The Hobbit

sturryz:
MANOS: The Hands Of Fate. The movie gives you a false sense of what your are really going to watch.

Especially given that translated it reads, "Hands: The Hands of Fate".

This isn't a movie, but rather a book. It was one of those paranormal romance vampire girl solve crime schlock. What made it stand out was positively the worst name for such a book. I should preface this that I know a lot of unoriginal books do what triple x movies do and do a pun off some well known title. The book was called 'Dead Girls are Easy'.

It should be fairly obvious why that is such a horrid title especially for a romance book.

No Bangkok Dangerous mention yet? For shame...

Sssssss

It's a horror movie about snakes.

Yeah.

Jumper.

Just made me think of well, jumpers. Wooly jumpers.

I'm just gonna assume you asked for the best movie title. Because there we have "Gayniggers from outer Space", "Rat Pfink a Boo Boo", "Surf Nazis must die" and, a personal favourite of mine, "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney"

The Chumscrubber.

Just reading that name makes me feel like I need a shower.

Seriously? Not this one yet?

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus?

Two-Headed Boy:
My vote's for The Happening.

That movie should be renamed "Nothing happens".

Also, I think Lesbian Vampire Killers was pretty awful. Although not as awful as the movie itself -_-

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