Weirdest thing you've seen for sale at a yard sale?

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Err. I might get banned if I tell you.
The worst after that would be a weird-o rock - it was just a big rock, nothing special about it.
"How much is that?" I asked.
"30 You want it?" He said.
"Err...no." I said.

Lingerie......not the elegant kind either......(it was a French yard sale, by the way)

Unfortunately, I don't go to yardsales. I am introverted as hell.

somelameshite:
A jar of piss. I'm serious. It was going for 5 bucks!

No, I didn't buy it.

*cough*jarate*cough*

I've seen a large variety of things. A box full of sex toys....located next to a box of children toys. A few boxes of vintage porn magazines, boxes of porn VHS and DVDs.

I think it tops the cake when I found my stuff for sale. About a month before hand, someone had broken into the house and taken my TV (with some obvious marks) and my home theater system along with various other things, like my dog kennel. They were for sale at they guy's place, I got them back when I made a bet with him, that if I identified a mark located in a weird place on the items, I could take them. For the TV, it was fact that all padding on the feet of the TV, was made of blue-tak and cotton. The home theater system was a burnt out piece of circut board on the inside, and the kennel was the fact that I had carved my initials in the inside of the kennel, on the roof joint.

I bought a starfish at a yard sale before.

Elevator Shoes that read "Soda" on the back.
They were quite possibly the ugliest, stupidest and downright useless thing You could ever own.
So I had to have them.

A suit for 2 bucks. It was a nice too. To bad I out grew it.

MaxTheReaper:

SecretTacoNinja:
A dried piranha.

He now lives on my shelf, and he is called Chris.

Only that was at a car boot, we don't have 'yard sales'.

...You are really weird.
Your entire country is really weird.
Car boot?
Silliness.

Well, car boot sales are what we have because they are mobile. People selling things in their own garden seems pretty weird to me.

a cell phone

Two-Headed Boy:
I saw this guy selling gas masks: one for $20, two for $30, or three for $40. He had a box with about twenty gas masks in it.

Man, I want a gas mask...

Some old guy was selling lots of weird things
Brand new BB guns, Studded belts, Bullets and shells and to top it all off.....
Porn

Flying-Emu:

MaxTheReaper:

SlainPwner666:
Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

Garrote.
And I'd have bought it.

I need one.

I second this motion. It's so much cleaner using a garrote than a bit of chicken wire.

I was thinking of barbed wire

ShadeOfRed:
Unfortunately, I don't go to yardsales. I am introverted as hell.

somelameshite:
A jar of piss. I'm serious. It was going for 5 bucks!

No, I didn't buy it.

*cough*jarate*cough*

No that is just an ordinary jar of piss, Jarate is actually a pill that triple's your kidney's size, allowing the quick refill of the jars.
If they were selling those

Deplobius:
Used toothbrushes and underwear.

Hope no one bought them..0_o

Anyways the weirdest thing I saw was a television.That was smashed. Probaly from a Wii Tennis session.

I would have bought the gask masks and the garotte.

That'd be a hell of a way to survive in a post-apocolyptic wasteland. Going around with a gask mask and a garotte? Freak a lot of people out.

Old Cookies.

For about $6.

Needless to say, I skipped on that deal.

this guy who was getting back on his slutty cheating ex gf was selling nude pictures of her and such for a buck each. he had 2 boxes of copies hahaha.

somelameshite:
A jar of piss. I'm serious. It was going for 5 bucks!

No, I didn't buy it.

Aw, no jar based karate?

My mom sold an entire bunk bed and trundle thingy, which seemed odd to me.

MaxTheReaper:

SlainPwner666:
Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

Garrote.
And I'd have bought it.

I need one.

Me too...keep your eyes peeled, won't you?

I bought a book of "Gallow Humor," strangest and best thing I've ever bought

Bricks, not just any bricks, BROKEN bricks.

SlainPwner666:
Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

what is this "Garaut"

Captain_Ne-San:
It was an estate sale, but same difference really. I don't remember how much they wanted but they had a whole table of old medical supplies. Like wooden handled surgery knives and all that, I really wanted them but my dad saw me looking at them and said no.

oooh that stuff might've been valuable....I wish I got to see. :/

There was a guy who was trying to rent his newly emptied garage as storage space after the sale. Does that count?

The woman who became my wife.

Okay seriously, there was this creepy Barbie-esque doll that had 'realistic body structure' I mean nipples and everything. It scared me that was for sure, but what amused me was that when I saw it, it was jamed down a toy T-rex's mouth.

APPCRASH:
A fake leg and a bunch of used glass eyes.

Ah, you beat me to it.

I did see a basket full of prosthetic limbs with a sign saying "2 for 5" and I deeply considered buying them to use as some sort of beer vessel.

Cocal:

SlainPwner666:
Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

what is this "Garaut"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrote

It's normally a piece of wire (such as nylon or piano wire) that's used to strangle the victim. It was used as corporeal punishment in Spain for centuries.

Octorok:

Well, car boot sales are what we have because they are mobile. People selling things in their own garden seems pretty weird to me.

Yeah, I'm not disagreeing.
But it still sounds funny.

It reminds me of "booties," like what those ugly little babies wear.

ExaltedK9:

Me too...keep your eyes peeled, won't you?

Sorry, got to look out for number one.
But if I find a second or third one, I'll give you a call.

MaxTheReaper:

Flying-Emu:

I second this motion. It's so much cleaner using a garrote than a bit of chicken wire.

'Course, there is another way...
If you own a piano.

Nobody with any class would ruin a functioning piano to get piano wire, would they? :(

Mackinator:
Err. I might get banned if I tell you.
The worst after that would be a weird-o rock - it was just a big rock, nothing special about it.
"How much is that?" I asked.
"30 You want it?" He said.
"Err...no." I said.

What if it was moonrock?! :D

An occupied urn. Could just imagine the love in that family.

mooncalf:

Nobody with any class would ruin a functioning piano to get piano wire, would they? :(

Not all villains are as classy as I am.

I once came across a guy selling war-time helmets and entrenching tools.

I can now cosplay The Soldier if I have a red jacket.

coldwarkid:

Cocal:

SlainPwner666:
Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

what is this "Garaut"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrote

It's normally a piece of wire (such as nylon or piano wire) that's used to strangle the victim. It was used as corporeal punishment in Spain for centuries.

Corporeal? As in physical? As in, the opposite of ethereal?

I think you meant to say "corporal", and I think you meant "capital." =]

Weirdest thing at a car boot? ("Boot" is English for "Trunk", Americans)

I dunno really. I've not been to one in years. I'd buy a dried piranha though, and the stuffed badger. Maybe they could be friends.

Circus Ascendant:

coldwarkid:

Cocal:

SlainPwner666:
Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

what is this "Garaut"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrote

It's normally a piece of wire (such as nylon or piano wire) that's used to strangle the victim. It was used as corporeal punishment in Spain for centuries.

Corporeal? As in physical? As in, the opposite of ethereal?

I think you meant to say "corporal", and I think you meant "capital." =]

Weirdest thing at a car boot? ("Boot" is English for "Trunk", Americans)

I dunno really. I've not been to one in years. I'd buy a dried piranha though, and the stuffed badger. Maybe they could be friends.

That I did, thank you very much, sir. And let this be a lesson to everyone: think before you try and look clever.

peel15:
a cell phone

I sold my mobile phone at a yard sale :D got an astounding $50 for it.
I was surprised too, especially since it was a piece of crap.

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