Now, i am only 15, yet i have a pipe (never going to smoke it of course) and i think that it is the coolest most amazing thing in the world. Now, do you think they are too amazingly cool, or, if not, what can top it?

Are you serious?

In case you are, no they're not cool. They're just an instrument to a disgusting habit.

Anything can top it. You'll look stupid.

Especially yo-yo's. Now they are awesome. Especially if you have an afro.

I believe monocles and top hats are far superior to such instruments.

Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are superior.

As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.

Yes they are very bad ass. I have this super long wooden Gandalf hobbit pipe and its sick. Gives the dope a nice woody taste too.

You look "that guy" if you walk around with a pipe.

Many things are better than pipes: yo-yo's, switchblades, and my favorite the harmonica to name a few.

Pipes are awesome, not for smoking just for gesturing with. Thats the only reason i have a pipe.

im 13, and 1 of my classmates are already smoking pipe. tho hes also the "incredibly weird guy" of the class.

theres alot of cooler stuff. Chuck Norris´ beard to name the only 1 needed.

Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are far superior to such instruments.

Don't forget your smoking jacket and snuffbox, good sir.

Only if you're a 73 year old fart.

Tubes are where it's at. I heard about it on the interblag.

Calobi:

Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are superior.

As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.

Yep.

Also, cloves are cooler looking.

Those russian hats with the flappy ears. They are pure awesome.
Also:
Xboxs, Playstations, computers, the internet, boobs, water, biscuits, sharks, blu-tac, shirts, guns, money, CDs, deodorant, crisps, magazines, chairs, windows, clouds, rabbits, bricks, seeds, balloons, Metallica, dogs, grass, cups, cars, speakers, etc.

Many, many things.

Awww... I thought we were talking about the pipes that make you go to places where its all trippy with shrooms n' stuff.

The Volume:
No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

-snip-

Now this... this is cool, forget the goddam pipes.

Calobi:

Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are superior.

As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.

Indeed, there are 3 awesome combo's:
Top hat + monocle + evening gown/long jacket tuxedo
Fedora + raincoat
Bowler hat + tuxedo + cane

Those all beat those lame ass pipes.

WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION

Pipes are only cool on old men with big white beards.
You are 15, so I assume you look nothing like that. At least you're planning for the future.

You think pipes are cool even when they're not being smoked? Then light one, dammit, the smell of pipe tobacco is just divine. I wanna learn to blow a smoke ship like Gandalf ;)
And they're much classier than anything like cigarettes or joints. Cigars...maybe. Depends on the cigar and pipe in question.

Hell yeah they're cool.

Tell me that's not badass.

WrongSprite:
Anything can top it. You'll look stupid.

Especially yo-yo's. Now they are awesome. Especially if you have an afro.

So true. I think that anything that furthers a sick habit is wrong.

Scalpels are cool.
Sunglasses are cool.
Vests are cool.
Pipes are not.
They are distinguished.

The infamous SCAMola:

The Volume:
No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

-snip-

Now this... this is cool, forget the goddam pipes.

No. No smoking apparatus is cool. No matter how many half-naked chicks are using them.

Ha!

Dont make me get my top hat!

(seriousilly, i have one)

No, Fedoras and tailor made suits beat everything except possibly a top hat, monocle and swordstick combination.

steeltrain:
You look "that guy" if you walk around with a pipe.

Many things are better than pipes: yo-yo's, switchblades, and my favorite the harmonica to name a few.

Switchblades are for chumps, real men use butterfly knives.

The only cool pipe is the one used by Bart Simpson, a pipe who blows bubbles.
Now that is purely badass.

SecretTacoNinja:

The infamous SCAMola:

The Volume:
No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

-snip-

Now this... this is cool, forget the goddam pipes.

No. No smoking apparatus is cool. No matter how many half-naked chicks are using them.

But... the half-naked chicks... the bong... the weed... wha? Not... cool?

Also, I thought "chicks" wasn't PC, with various female escapists calling me out on it's usage in one of my threads.

CoziestPigeon:

steeltrain:
You look "that guy" if you walk around with a pipe.

Many things are better than pipes: yo-yo's, switchblades, and my favorite the harmonica to name a few.

Switchblades are for chumps, real men use butterfly knives.

I do prefer butterfly knives (balisong) from an aesthetic ponit of view, although in their country of origin (the Philippines) they are regarded as a woman's weapon...

CoziestPigeon:

steeltrain:
You look "that guy" if you walk around with a pipe.

Many things are better than pipes: yo-yo's, switchblades, and my favorite the harmonica to name a few.

Switchblades are for chumps, real men use butterfly knives.

Thats up for debate. Stiletto knives are better than both though.

The Volume:
No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

YAY! Ganja porn!

I do like the occasional bong, but somehow it takes the sociability out of smoking pot and you just feel like a big ol' druggie...

Shisha/Hookah pipes are better IMHO, plus they can be packed with flavoured tobacco if you're not feeling the weed vibe.

I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.