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Gone Gonzo
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I do like a good, old-fashioned pipe.

My grandad smoked one. Died of lung cancer, terrible habit. But he didn't look half impressive when he waved his pipe in gesture

Gone Gonzo
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The infamous SCAMola:

oh, so since I don't respect nobody here, I'll just keep on calling every girl I come across "chick" /joke

Seriously though, what's so offensive about the word chick?

I associate it with those idiot frat-boys who say "yeah let's go get us some chicks!" and I just don't like being called it. :\

There's also the thing about chicks being baby chickens so... yeah, it sounds like they're saying "let's go get us some babies!".

Copy Clerk
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Trenchcoats are kooler than pipes.

Gone Gonzo
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Okay well I came into this thread thinking it was about the kind of pipes that are involved in plumbing.

Either way, no they are not that cool. Just plain cigars are much cooler.

Gone Gonzo
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SecretTacoNinja:

The infamous SCAMola:

oh, so since I don't respect nobody here, I'll just keep on calling every girl I come across "chick" /joke

Seriously though, what's so offensive about the word chick?

I associate it with those idiot frat-boys who say "yeah let's go get us some chicks!" and I just don't like being called it. :\

There's also the thing about chicks being baby chickens so... yeah, it sounds like they're saying "let's go get us some babies!".

They have fratboys in Britain?

Copy Clerk
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cake>pie
Edit: S**T sorry misread the heading

Paperboy
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Things cooler than pipes:
cigars, led zeppelin, tic tacs, cigars, your mum, jay-z, most alcohol, cigars, disneyland, Arnold schwarzenegger, leonardo da vinci, valve, cigars and most other things.

Even Lolcats are probably cooler than a pipe!

Gone Gonzo
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The infamous SCAMola:

SecretTacoNinja:

The infamous SCAMola:

oh, so since I don't respect nobody here, I'll just keep on calling every girl I come across "chick" /joke

Seriously though, what's so offensive about the word chick?

I associate it with those idiot frat-boys who say "yeah let's go get us some chicks!" and I just don't like being called it. :\

There's also the thing about chicks being baby chickens so... yeah, it sounds like they're saying "let's go get us some babies!".

They have fratboys in Britain?

Something similar... I'm not sure what the name for them is exactly...

Maybe 'chavs'? Nah that doesn't quite fit...

Hmm, I guess we need a name for the men who act like assholes towards women, get into drunken fights on the street and play/watch a lot of sports.

Anonymous Source
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Personally, I think pipes are pretty cool

WARNING: NWS

Paperboy
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SecretTacoNinja:

Hmm, I guess we need a name for the men who act like assholes towards women, get into drunken fights on the street and play/watch a lot of sports.

So that would be most British men then?

(jokes)

Press Junketeer
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Pipes aren't that cool. And I totally did not come into this topic expecting something about PVC piping.

Besides, wanna look like a sophisticated badass? Get a monocle, a top hat, and a pocketwatch on a chain (gold or at least gold-plated) and keep it in the breast pocket of your suit. Oh, and the ebony cane topped with the shiniest thing you can buy.

Copy Clerk
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I have a Sherlock Homes pipe...which I smoke pipe tabacco out of. I love the thing.

Gone Gonzo
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The Volume:
No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

This isn't a porn forum dude. come on
EDIT: just fyi i'm referring to the bottom picture which sometimes doesn't show up

Gone Gonzo
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Arcoszal:
Personally, I think pipes are pretty cool

WARNING: NWS

Yeah... don't post hentai or anything hentai-related here again. The mods really don't like it. :\

Drunken Cutman:

SecretTacoNinja:

Hmm, I guess we need a name for the men who act like assholes towards women, get into drunken fights on the street and play/watch a lot of sports.

So that would be most British men then?

(jokes)

It's actually true in a lot of cities... =_=

Gone Gonzo
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Fedoras and Butterfly knives beat pipes easily.
Just my two cents.

Beat Writer
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Custom glass blown pipes can look pretty awesome.

The Rogue Wolf:
I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.

I totally have some...the chanter on mine looks pretty cool!

Gone Gonzo
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SecretTacoNinja:

The infamous SCAMola:

SecretTacoNinja:

The infamous SCAMola:

oh, so since I don't respect nobody here, I'll just keep on calling every girl I come across "chick" /joke

Seriously though, what's so offensive about the word chick?

I associate it with those idiot frat-boys who say "yeah let's go get us some chicks!" and I just don't like being called it. :\

There's also the thing about chicks being baby chickens so... yeah, it sounds like they're saying "let's go get us some babies!".

They have fratboys in Britain?

Something similar... I'm not sure what the name for them is exactly...

Maybe 'chavs'? Nah that doesn't quite fit...

Hmm, I guess we need a name for the men who act like assholes towards women, get into drunken fights on the street and play/watch a lot of sports.

We have one wankers.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are far superior to such instruments.

you sir. win.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are far superior to such instruments.

Beat me to the punch.

In that case Yahtzee, NOTHING is cooler then having him on your side.

Gone Gonzo
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Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are far superior to such instruments.

Mhm.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Calobi:

As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.

And you might want to bring a Diamond encrusted cane so you won't blow over.

The coolest thing in the world is money.

Gone Gonzo
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Nah, pipes just remind me of the old dude in my village who drives around in a beat-up old Land Rover...

If your gona kill yourself slowly by smoking, at least do it in style.

Gone Gonzo
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pipes are awesome but most people can't make it look good. in the meantime, work on growing facial hair; for pipes i suggest a good handlebar mustache. if you can't grow decent facial hair you'll never swing a pipe.

Beat Writer
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1) If you have to ask then no, they're not cool.

2) What's a top hat and monocle without a proper pair of spats?
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Muckraker
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Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are far superior to such instruments.

Agreed, however I love Zippos so much, and i don't smoke anything, I just have (well I lost it but I'm ordering one again, same design I loved it so much) one and love it.

Pulitzer Laureate
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The Volume:
No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

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These are not pipes.
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I'm a big enough fan of Rene Magritte that I have been waiting forever to say that in an appropriate context.

Gone Gonzo
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Fuck yeah, pipes can transport you from 1-2 to 1-4 Mother fucker!

Gone Gonzo
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You know whats cooler then your pipe? The water pipes in my house. Love them since this summer is killing them.

Infamous Scribbler
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Pipes are cool if you have a beard. I guess they're sometimes cool without aswell, but a beard really ups the cool factor. Naturally, it's not the function that pipes serve that is cool, but rather the look.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Was hoping you'd talk about bagpipes, THOSE are cool :D

Gone Gonzo
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The Rogue Wolf:
I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.

Me too. I am very very disappointed.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 19 Oct 2008

Wait...this thread isn't about pipe-bombs?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 14 Jan 2009

The Rogue Wolf:
I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.

Me too, brother.

Me too.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 15 Feb 2009

Assassinator:

Calobi:

Monocle Man:
I believe monocles and top hats are superior.

As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.

Indeed, there are 3 awesome combo's:
Top hat + monocle + evening gown/long jacket tuxedo
Fedora + raincoat
Bowler hat + tuxedo + cane

Those all beat those lame ass pipes.

+ Aston Martin

Beat Writer
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Joined: 23 Feb 2009

Ninja blowpipes are cool. I have nothing good to say about the other kind though.

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