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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 993 Joined: 8 Jun 2009     | |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 119 Joined: 26 Jun 2009     | "Finally." |
BANNED  Posts: 11268 Joined: 3 Jan 2009    | "I think I'll like it here." "Hah, this is hell? Wusses." "Nah, not worth a life of sin." User was banned for: Why do Many Girls take Pictures of Themselves?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1282 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     | Bow before me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1151 Joined: 7 Dec 2008     | "Burn ointments must cost a ton down here" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1418 Joined: 12 Sep 2008  | Is it BDSM night? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 970 Joined: 14 Sep 2008   | Well I'll be damned. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1035 Joined: 27 Aug 2008    | "Oh it isn't that bad..." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1272 Joined: 8 Dec 2008    | You got those little sticks with cheese and small sausages here? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1335 Joined: 13 Jun 2009   | I like the décor. You've done wonders with the pillars of fire. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 202 Joined: 21 May 2008   | "Wait.. I'm stuck with these virgins forever?" "I never knew they used fluorescent lights... Oh wait, I'm back at work again." "They use Macs down here? Talk about forbidden fruit..." "Well at least the line to get in was short" "So when this place fills to max capacity, they just force everyone out right? Not a very good way to sell drinks you know... " "Snow? Ice? Burning cold? ... " "So when does the apocalypse start? I wanna ride one of the horses" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3191 Joined: 11 Mar 2009   | At least it's warm. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 400 Joined: 25 May 2009  | Well I'll be damned, I told that I guy I would see him in hell, now to just find him. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2112 Joined: 17 Nov 2008 | "Wow, I'm sure glad I was wrong." |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 780 Joined: 6 Feb 2009   | "Where's the buffet?" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 646 Joined: 26 Jan 2009  | 'I'm home!' |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2019 Joined: 25 Jun 2008   | To Satan: "See you in Hell... Goatfeet!" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 633 Joined: 2 Mar 2009   | "Which one of you ass holes left the AC on?" "I'm not stuck down here with you. You're stuck down here with ME." (Had to be done.) "Oh. So it DOES exist. Guess I'll have to reevaluate my life now, huh?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2092 Joined: 6 Feb 2009 | Hell would be the most obnoxious and painful place known to man, if it were to exist. So I guess I'd say "Hello Creationists!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2265 Joined: 22 Dec 2008  | What I shall say? 'My House Now.' |
Muckraker  Posts: 344 Joined: 4 Sep 2008 | "were is my lawyer? He should be here by now..." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2230 Joined: 5 Jan 2008 | Hey, Satan, man. How are things workin' out between you and Saddam? "I hate it here." "Can I meet Genghis Khan? Can I meet Genghis Khan? Can, Can I, Can I?!" "Dude, where's my salvation?" "Okay, God. I believe in you. Joke's over now. You can take me out of here now." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1035 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 |
EDIT: Great and silly thread by the way. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 632 Joined: 17 Sep 2007   | "I don't see what's so bad about this pla-- oh, is that a 'Wings' marathon?! NOOOOoooo!" "Hey guys, that was some ride huh?" "I died doing what I love!" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 443 Joined: 12 Jun 2009  | "I don't believe it!" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 626 Joined: 14 Dec 2008 | "What do you mean I have to spend all eternity with Peter Molineaux?!" |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 993 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | "Well fancy meeting you here!" "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!!" "Ok, we are so not using that travel agent again." "Ok, this looks nice... no fire and brimstone, slaves looking after my every need, my own personal puppy to torture... wait, what's this! NO CIDER? NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 879 Joined: 30 Dec 2008   | "Meh, I've seen worse" "Can someone turn the AC up?" "Soooo, your one ugly Sonnafa bitch arn't ya?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2531 Joined: 22 Feb 2009  | "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here? Your mom is allowed here?" "Hi-YO!" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 96 Joined: 5 May 2009   | So it was real. Well where is Darwin? I need to liberate some frustration. |
BANNED  Posts: 322 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | Yo, assholes I want to talk to the manger! User was banned for: Poll: Cliches... need they be stopped?. (Permanent) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 102 Joined: 25 Dec 2008  | "Where is the Ice Cream" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2839 Joined: 21 May 2008 | "You call this hell?" or "But I've been a republican all my life!". (No. A. I'm Canadian B. I'm more a liberal type). |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 392 Joined: 31 Dec 2008   | "George? Steve? Very funny guys. Where'd you get the fire? It looks so realist-OH MY GOD MY HAND IS ON FIRE!!!!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2784 Joined: 31 Jan 2009 | You should know I like it rough Sooooo, Can i be the guy that shoves pinapples up Hitlers ass If kratos can do it twice, Im sure its worth a try I like what you've done with the place. Bitch, you can call me papa |
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Sometimes, even in the worst situation, it just helps to make a good first impression. So, what would you say upon dying and waking up in hell?
"oops, wrong address. I'll just be going now..."
"I don't remember my vision of heaven being this unseasonably warm. And whats all this fire and brim... oh no..."
*Brings out a minigun* "Welcome to hell, hell."
"You know, I think I'm going to like it here. Really nice warm climate."
"I'll have you know I've got a friend in Jesus!"
"Oh, hell... am I still allowed to say that here?"