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Pulitzer Laureate
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Sometimes, even in the worst situation, it just helps to make a good first impression. So, what would you say upon dying and waking up in hell?

"oops, wrong address. I'll just be going now..."

"I don't remember my vision of heaven being this unseasonably warm. And whats all this fire and brim... oh no..."

*Brings out a minigun* "Welcome to hell, hell."

"You know, I think I'm going to like it here. Really nice warm climate."

"I'll have you know I've got a friend in Jesus!"

"Oh, hell... am I still allowed to say that here?"

Copy Clerk
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"Finally."

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"I think I'll like it here."

"Hah, this is hell? Wusses."

"Nah, not worth a life of sin."

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Gone Gonzo
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Bow before me.

Gone Gonzo
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"Burn ointments must cost a ton down here"

Gone Gonzo
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Is it BDSM night?

Pulitzer Laureate
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Well I'll be damned.

Gone Gonzo
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"Oh it isn't that bad..."

Gone Gonzo
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You got those little sticks with cheese and small sausages here?

Gone Gonzo
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I like the décor. You've done wonders with the pillars of fire.

Beat Writer
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"Wait.. I'm stuck with these virgins forever?"

"I never knew they used fluorescent lights... Oh wait, I'm back at work again."

"They use Macs down here? Talk about forbidden fruit..."

"Well at least the line to get in was short"

"So when this place fills to max capacity, they just force everyone out right? Not a very good way to sell drinks you know... "

"Snow? Ice? Burning cold? ... "

"So when does the apocalypse start? I wanna ride one of the horses"

Gone Gonzo
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At least it's warm.

Press Junketeer
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Well I'll be damned, I told that I guy I would see him in hell, now to just find him.

Gone Gonzo
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"Wow, I'm sure glad I was wrong."

Pulitzer Laureate
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"Where's the buffet?"

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 26 Jan 2009

'I'm home!'

Gone Gonzo
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To Satan: "See you in Hell... Goatfeet!"

Infamous Scribbler
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"Which one of you ass holes left the AC on?"

"I'm not stuck down here with you. You're stuck down here with ME." (Had to be done.)

"Oh. So it DOES exist. Guess I'll have to reevaluate my life now, huh?"

Gone Gonzo
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Hell would be the most obnoxious and painful place known to man, if it were to exist.

So I guess I'd say "Hello Creationists!"

Gone Gonzo
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What I shall say? 'My House Now.'

Muckraker
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"were is my lawyer? He should be here by now..."

Gone Gonzo
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Hey, Satan, man. How are things workin' out between you and Saddam?

"I hate it here."

"Can I meet Genghis Khan? Can I meet Genghis Khan? Can, Can I, Can I?!"

"Dude, where's my salvation?"

"Okay, God. I believe in you. Joke's over now. You can take me out of here now."

Gone Gonzo
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Major_Sam:
"Oh it isn't that bad..."

EDIT: Great and silly thread by the way.

Infamous Scribbler
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"I don't see what's so bad about this pla-- oh, is that a 'Wings' marathon?! NOOOOoooo!"

"Hey guys, that was some ride huh?"

"I died doing what I love!"

Press Junketeer
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"I don't believe it!"

Infamous Scribbler
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"What do you mean I have to spend all eternity with Peter Molineaux?!"

Pulitzer Laureate
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"Well fancy meeting you here!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!!"

"Ok, we are so not using that travel agent again."

"Ok, this looks nice... no fire and brimstone, slaves looking after my every need, my own personal puppy to torture... wait, what's this! NO CIDER? NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!

Pulitzer Laureate
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"Meh, I've seen worse"

"Can someone turn the AC up?"

"Soooo, your one ugly Sonnafa bitch arn't ya?"

Gone Gonzo
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"Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here? Your mom is allowed here?"

"Hi-YO!"

Copy Clerk
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So it was real. Well where is Darwin? I need to liberate some frustration.

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Yo, assholes I want to talk to the manger!

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Copy Clerk
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"Where is the Ice Cream"
"This does look a lot like my first jobs"
"BANZAI!!"

Gone Gonzo
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"You call this hell?" or "But I've been a republican all my life!". (No. A. I'm Canadian B. I'm more a liberal type).

Press Junketeer
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"George? Steve? Very funny guys. Where'd you get the fire? It looks so realist-OH MY GOD MY HAND IS ON FIRE!!!!"

Gone Gonzo
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You should know I like it rough

Sooooo, Can i be the guy that shoves pinapples up Hitlers ass

If kratos can do it twice, Im sure its worth a try

I like what you've done with the place.

Bitch, you can call me papa

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