Remeber it now and always will |
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Nah, not really.. |
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No kiss here yet :/ |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2548 Joined: 22 Feb 2009     | |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 20551 Joined: 22 Dec 2008     | My first kiss was three months into dating my girlfriend. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1441 Joined: 19 Jun 2009    | I remember,long time ago,i was 12,and it was real nice,nothing too romantic tho |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 863 Joined: 23 Apr 2009    |
Yea, maybe you're right. People put too much on names... and species. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4933 Joined: 23 Mar 2009   |
I'm sensing a definition disconnection. It all depends on whether one defines a first kiss as "the actual first time you ever kissed a non-family member of the opposite sex on the lips" or as "the first actual romantic kiss you had." I'm guessing in this case, it's the first. Unless the other one was the most amorous eight year-old ever. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1623 Joined: 10 Sep 2008    | Mine was pretty bad (or at least my first serious kiss was), I think I was 16 or 17 and a lot more drunk than is sensible or reasonable for a 16 or 17 year old... |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9229 Joined: 5 Mar 2009   |
Well, i would be looking forward ot better looking girls, only problem is because she was my first real crush, she basically shattered any and all self-confidence i have in myself.[/quote] Oh dont take it as a knock against you, just learn from that experience and realize that not every woman will treat you like that because of their own weirdness. Just keep trying, youll find one. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 788 Joined: 13 May 2009     |
meh same last boyfriend i had... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4199 Joined: 30 Oct 2008    |
Well, there's two ways to look at it. I had (very, very nervously. I damn near wet myself while) asked out a close friend of mine. She said yes, and when we actually went and did something, she kissed me (Note: She kissed ME. I was very... passive... in my younger days). Next day, she told me she decided to be a lesbian. My first kiss made a lass a lesbian. Same with the second. I've only had one relationship where it didn't end with the girl switching sexualities. Therefore, I've deduced that I'm either the unluckiest bastard around, or I'm very very bad at kissing or rather effeminate. And considering I have severe self-esteem issues (partly due to this), I'm inclined to think the second. Oh, also, I haven't talked to that first-kiss-girl since then. So not only did I completely embarrass myself, I also managed to lose a close friend. Woo. *EDIT* Voted for the top thing, as much as I wish I could forget it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4577 Joined: 22 Jun 2008    | 14, haven't had a real female friend, so nope not yet. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 158 Joined: 29 Jun 2009     | I was 17, and it was Junior prom. I'm still friends with her, but the relationship was never romantic... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 537 Joined: 10 Oct 2008  |
Eight indeed. It was a french kiss too. =P |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 89 Joined: 26 Sep 2008  |
I admire your honesty. Hookers. My first kiss was terrible, I didn't want it and I had to shove her off, she was really gross. She smelled like B.O., had a self-esteem complex, didn't play video games, was covered in zits and dressed like a slut. The worst part, was after I shoved her off, she appeared to have not noticed my shove, and tried to lunge back onto me. She never even opened her eyes, I ended up having to run away. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 788 Joined: 15 Apr 2009   |
At least you didn't have to click the third option. :'( |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1441 Joined: 19 Jun 2009 |
Sorry mate but i have to laugh it out on this,id say you are just unlucky,if a girl goes gay its proly out of a long list of reasons,tho makes for a funny anegdote |
Copy Clerk Posts: 89 Joined: 26 Sep 2008 |
The first crush hurts the most! After that it's smooth sailing. I was rejected by my first crush in grade 4, I don't think I really got over it until grade 8, rofl. One time I got dumped by a girlfriend of a few months and I did this weird thing where I ran outside in negative 30 degree weather, in a T-shirt, and started crying and stumbling around. Later I realised she's a total bitch. I think picking out terrible things about the person helps. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3593 Joined: 8 May 2008    | Of course. It also led to another first. ^_- |
Muckraker  Posts: 315 Joined: 24 Apr 2009  |
So, you're what we call a gaytalyst... Har har harrr... (Wednesday midnight humour) Back to the topic, it's probably too late for an edit to my first post, so I'll say this: I also distinctly remember my other "first" kiss. It was a girl I'd had a crush on for six years. We were in the same class, but I never actually mustered up the courage to ask her out, and whenever I tried talking to her I couldn't get more than two sentences out before panicking and running away or someone more interesting chatting her up. And... uh... Then I woke up. My second best-remembered dream. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 89 Joined: 26 Sep 2008 |
Wanna yiff? ROFL |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 19 Mar 2009    | I waited til I was 14, but it was my then girlfriend's 15th brthday(what can I say I like older women). We were watching the stars and I said something cheesey, we had a hard giggle, and she just trapped me(what can I say I didn't see that one coming). It rocked. I am looking for a kiss to knock that one off from #1. Probably why I am still dating. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4199 Joined: 30 Oct 2008 |
You have no idea how much I wish I could have. I have to live the rest of my life with the fact that I was in too much of a rush to realize that the relationship wasn't going to work. So I wasted my first kiss, the one kiss you'll always remember, on someone who ended up not giving a shit about me in the end. That is a horrible, painful feeling. Please, don't make the same mistake I did. Until you're absolutely certain that the lass is going to be worth remember, don't kiss her.
Well, at least my pain brought someone joy. I consider it less of a funny anecdote and more of a "What the hell, why me?" story, but whatever. My opinion might be coloured by the fact that I haven't had a date in well over a year now. Owell. Sympathy is for the weak! I'm going to listen to Power Metal and blow shit up in Team Fortress 2! Bottling your emotions is good for you! Don't listen to your therapist! He's rich, he's never had to experience real pain!
Har har har, piss off. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 143 Joined: 30 Jun 2009   | Nope no first kiss yet. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1781 Joined: 29 Dec 2007    | No kiss, no nothing. Ah well, moving on with things. |
Muckraker Posts: 315 Joined: 24 Apr 2009 |
Sorry man, didn't mean to insult you. |
Muckraker  Posts: 264 Joined: 4 Apr 2008 | Was with my ex at 14, she was, lets just say "experienced" at these kinds of things, and it was a truth or dare game at her friend's house when we had just started going out, so it was her turn and she picked dare, now, at this point, nobody knew we were going out yet, so her best friend dared her to kiss me, so she figured it was a good a time as any to kiss me for the first time, we stood up and made out right there on the spot, everybody was shocked, the look on their faces was hilarious, cause this wasn't just a peck if you know what i mean. Her friend found out we were going out a day later, many lulz ensured, we broke up 2 months later. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 863 Joined: 23 Apr 2009 |
Sorry...what's "yiff" mean? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1441 Joined: 19 Jun 2009 |
Two thumbs up for power metal plus TF 2,nothing better to relieve anger is awesome powerful music plus killing stuff,it actually makes you a better and more calm person to rage out into a machine (or against it -reference to band hee hee,nvm) ,and for the date part just go to a club,confidence on lvl 10 and score some :-P Also its a nice story to tell mates,and it will bring a bit of laughs here and there,but i agree its more sad than funny,but dont be too much of a girl its just a first kiss you dont need to always remember it :-P |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 537 Joined: 10 Oct 2008 |
Make out? I think.. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 857 Joined: 13 Oct 2007  | What's that one movie? with Drew Barrymore? oh that's right, 'Never Been Kissed' |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4199 Joined: 30 Oct 2008 |
It's alright. It's a bit of a touchy subject for me, as you found out the hard way! :D
I wouldn't say I'm being girly about it. I like to consider myself a bit of a classical in the romantic sense; flowers, chocolates, all that good stuff. This sort of thing matters to me, if only because I tend to care about this sort of thing. Hell, I've had three separate girls offer themselves to me, and I've shrugged off all three. I don't plan on blowing that first time on a girl I hardly now. As for the clubs, I'm just a tad young for that. Couple more years though, and I'll be in there; hopefully onstage with the band. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1781 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 |
Think more animal. And by that, I of course mean include them. Also, I may have accidentally reported someone. My bad. |
Muckraker  Posts: 255 Joined: 9 Jun 2009 | I kissed loads of girls when I was 4 to about 7, but I don't count them. My first kiss was with my current girlfriend. We were sat on her bed just talking... and I leaned in to kiss her. Was nice. I actually think kissing is overrated. It's nice, and I think I'll remember it forever, but still... I'm in love with her, I take her for granted and only when I'm away from her to I realise that I miss her so much. But I actually think love is a little overrated too... and sex... and women... and games... and TV... and... the Earth... and everything... everything ever... Nah, just joking. But you get over your first kiss pretty soon, the same as losing your virginity. I did, at least. I was alone for AGES and thought that getting a girlfriend would change EVERYTHING, but it doesn't. Well, not your personality, anyway. It did change my life though. I have no idea where I'm going with this. I think my point is that simple things like holding hands and kissing is, unfortunately, something you get over and take for granted pretty easily. Only when you lose those things do you realise how good they are. So, I guess what I'm saying is... try not to take them for granted. Being in love is one of the best experiences of your life, and I think it can beat anything out there, even a truly awesome game! I feel special to have shared my first kiss with my current girlfriend that I love more than anything in the world. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 537 Joined: 10 Oct 2008 |
How can you accidentally report a person?! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3580 Joined: 8 Feb 2009   | havent had mine but than again, I'm 13 so even though I didnt have it its nothing to be sad about. If you are 18 and hadnt well... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2107 Joined: 23 Feb 2008 | I remember mine. It was extremely disappointing. I had built it up to be this huge thing. I thought I would be different after I'd had it, but it was hardly pleasurable at all and nothing really changed. It was the same thing for losing my virginity. I woke up the next morning and I was the same guy. I don't know whether the lie that sex is a life changing thing is a huge joke that everyone else but me was in on or I am just an emotionally dead robot, but damn that was not all it was cracked up to be. |
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Well, i would be looking forward ot better looking girls, only problem is because she was my first real crush, she basically shattered any and all self-confidence i have in myself.