| (Pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1889 Joined: 20 Nov 2008     | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 146 Joined: 3 Jul 2009     |
wait, Isara isn't dead, unless episode 14 came out and I didnt realize and she was killed in the assault on Fouzen |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1657 Joined: 18 Mar 2009     | The air works like a floor, only you can fall through it if you get hit. Bleach. It's perfectly acceptable to fall in love with a humanoid computer. Chobits. No matter how fatal a blow, you can always stand back up, and your opponent will always be shocked. Every action anime ever. Your will to fight can be strong enough to hold together a 10 million light year tall giant robot, and also power it to no end. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4088 Joined: 21 Apr 2009     |
She died at the mayberry shores. And as to how the show is progressing I'd say episode 14 would be a good estimate. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1063 Joined: 14 Apr 2009    | Bigger Hair = More Power Bigger Breasts = More Plot Significance Laws Of Physics = What? Tentacles = EVERYWHERE |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire  Posts: 12386 Joined: 16 May 2009  | Japanese anime shows that have been dubbed over for american kid audiences make great YouTube parody videos [Example: Yu Gi Oh: The Abridged Series is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I've never seen the actual show before] |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1824 Joined: 26 Jan 2009   |
someone remembers when VGcats updated. for me, its: 1. There is ALWAYS a robot. 2. The girl that you like? its a guy C. the guy you hate? its a girl Green. Even though you should be in middle school, screw that YOU HAVE TA SAVE DA WORLD! 5. everyone, EVERYONE has a special power, though, some are more useful than others. ಠ_ಠ. Its okay, people dont actually bleed since all blood is nothing more than motor oil* *only applies if you live in America and watch what little of anime is left on Cartoon Network |
BANNED  Posts: 3668 Joined: 8 Feb 2009     | Nothing. It destroyed more of my brain than helped it. User was banned for: dam christmas brings out the babes . (Permanent) |
Muckraker  Posts: 258 Joined: 14 Apr 2009    |
Yeah, he wasn't in the last episode was he. Hans is awesome, especially in his tux. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 4 Jul 2009 | seriously how to dive and rules when diving |
Beat Writer  Posts: 176 Joined: 26 Nov 2008    | More awesome the hair, more awesome the power. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 665 Joined: 19 May 2008  | Didn't read all the thread, too tired, but I've learned this much: Nosebleeds, while prevalent and usually drain a couple gallons of blood onto whatever is below one's nose, are never fatal, and always occur when turned on or when "accidentally" stumbling in on X girl changing or something. See again the turned on part. A ninja with pink spray paint is responsible for anyone blushing ever. Women carry invisible backpacks containing various humor-based melee weapons, like frying pans, mallets, spiked clubs, and other things with which to beat the main male character[s] with. Less armor = more lifespan. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 532 Joined: 22 Jan 2008  | Look like a girl and you'll get the girl. It must always come down to WHY YOU FIGHT! Inevitably, your closest friend/greatest rival fights for the same reason, just on the other side of the field. Always refer to those not present as "that person" (argh, I fucking hate that one) |
Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 15 Apr 2009    | People have an irresponsible amount of highly pressurised blood contained within their frames. The amount of time you've spent in training to pilot any giant robot is inversely related to how well you will actually pilot it. There is a critical shortage of parents in Japan, or there is some sort of disease that kills them off. All henchmen have the irresistible urge to attack the super powered weirdo one at a time, instead of ganging up on him. Yelling your superpower, or just yelling in general, makes you more powerful. Drama is the reason for wind in Japan. By deduction, this is why there are no true emos there, because if there were, the entire nation would have been Typhoon'd to death a long while ago |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 929 Joined: 24 Sep 2008  | Guns function like people do in The One. If you have the only gun in existence rest assured you cannot be stopped. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 87 Joined: 7 May 2009    | Grunting is a great hobby to pass the time. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 586 Joined: 25 Jun 2008    | if you openly reject females, they will swarm to you <== look at him. If you survive the "end of the world" scenario, you become badass and will destroy everything... even if you could before |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 557 Joined: 15 Feb 2009  | Full Metal Alchemist - DON'T FUCK WITH THE COURSE OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!!! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1378 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | The only anime I ever watched was One Piece, which IS supposed to override the laws of natures (it has fruits that give you powers ffs!). But even for an anime, One Piece at least tries to be realistic, often explaining impossible shit, like an island stuck in the sky. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2682 Joined: 3 Sep 2008   | Inexplicably, an attack or projecticle capable of tearing apart an entire planet can be blocked by a pathetic creature of meat and bone. If your opponent has the capacity to destroy an entire city then defeating him/her/it will require the capacity to destroy an entire nation. This sliding scale progresses as far as one wants to take it. In spite of looking exactly like everyone else's, the Hero's Mecha device will always possess features that make it almost indestructable. Torn flesh, broken bones and buckled metal can all be ignored so long as one concentrates hard enough. Women possess extra-dimensional pockets, though they only gain the capacity to access these spaces when offened by some sexual overture; these pockets tend to contain any of a variety of comoically oversized bludgeoning implements. So long as they believe in themselves, the inexperience and the untrained can succeed where legions of professionals fail. A gun is almost certainly not going to resolve the current crisis. There is absolutely nothing remotely out of place about purple hair. Women rarely wear a bra. Science is for the weak. For the record, one can fly simply by wanting to, fire directed blasts of pure energy through concentration, slow down time without violating the laws of thermodynamics, and deliver a punch with enough power to kill newton and his theory of momentum. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2027 Joined: 1 Jun 2009     |
this shit cracked me up. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2027 Joined: 1 Jun 2009 | when you sneeze someone's talking and or thinking about you. :D |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3117 Joined: 28 May 2008 | People can dodge bullets easier than fists or say giant pillars of earth. |
On the Record  Posts: 5084 Joined: 20 Mar 2009    |
This and you can do anything as long as you have massive spikes of hair. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1881 Joined: 3 Dec 2008   | Will power trumps ability and (sometimes 1000) years of training and pesky things like severe body damage of death. |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 12386 Joined: 16 May 2009 |
And If you're a main character. |
Muckraker  Posts: 257 Joined: 28 May 2008    | - NEVER live in or anywhere near Tokyo, it gets destroyed once a week at minimum - When cut, you expel more blood than the body can physically hold and recuperate with a good night's rest - Huge eyes are apparently immune from getting dust and crap in them - If you ever come across an alien, portal or an attractive female that actually likes you, run as fast as you can in the other direction - If you come across someone who can consume the entire contents of a supermarket and not fill up, you know that person has found the secret of avoiding heart disease - Swords do more damage because they're bigger than bullets - Avoid anything remotely surprising because it will contort your face into odd shapes which I fear may never return to normal - Always overuse the name of the person you care about the most, such as speaking it for no apparent reason when they walk into a room - If you're over the age of 18, you're an old man and are likely to not survive any kind of Holocaust - Nude females cause hemophilia of the nose - Simply taking the anatomy of a human and blowing it up 100 times over in a robot form ignores the fundamental rule of physics that when you double something's size, it's strength relative to its size is cut in half - Avoid Chinese training grounds that have water in them |
Beat Writer  Posts: 203 Joined: 8 May 2009 | Sir Fig Newton's laws are thrown out the window and slightly anorexic 100 pound kids have the strength of superman. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 911 Joined: 29 May 2009   |
I remeber this being true to the Dragon Ball universe too. Also a small ball about an 1 1/2" across can hold a creature that weights 1014.1lbs and prevent that weight from pulling you to the ground when you have said ball on your belt. No matter how big a sword/weapon it doesn't requires any staps or any other kind of restrants to keep it attached to your back. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 523 Joined: 29 Nov 2008  | 5 minutes can last for months |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3510 Joined: 11 Mar 2009   | The amount of fangirls you have is directly proportional to how androgynous you are and/or the size of your hair. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 561 Joined: 6 Dec 2008 | they taught me that mostanime sucks |
On the Record  Posts: 5052 Joined: 20 Apr 2009  |
Sturgeons law, my friend, Sturgeons law. |
On the Record  Posts: 5905 Joined: 29 Jun 2008  | Yelling makes you stronger. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1889 Joined: 20 Nov 2008 | the only things that can kill you in japan are murder and car accidents. old age will just make you wrinkly. disease can kill you too, but only if they cause you to cough up blood and then only over the course of several years. |
| (Pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) | |
everyone will end up at the same high school. it doesn't matter if they're your sworn foes from the opposite hemisphere or gods of death from another dimension; if they're roughly the same age as you, they'll show up in your class someday.