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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3224 Joined: 10 Nov 2007     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4891 Joined: 12 Apr 2008     | For some reason a little, untrained kid with a sword is more powerful and effective (usually with no reason given) then highly trained soldiers with guns. Large green, empty feilds hold unlimited amounts of weak enemies who attack without fear at random intervals. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009    | The Japanese word for 'Oink' (as in the noise a pig makes is.) 'Puhi' Also, any hair colour is acceptable, so long as it doesn't occur naturally. |
Beat Writer Posts: 179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 | Also, petals never float downwards. Gravity does not aply to petals. |
Beat Writer Posts: 179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 |
That's true of any cartoon. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 180 Joined: 10 May 2009    | Teachers are always doing something to make their students lives worse(with exception to GTO) Nuke> Hadron cannon> energy swords> swords> lasers> guns I learned how to take over the world |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 637 Joined: 2 Mar 2009    |
Qualified marksman? The hell kind of police force are YOU talking about? The city I live in, they had to take out that bit where you have to qualify for a CCL as far as target shooting if you want a gun. 'cause so fucking few actually COULD. My police force sucks. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 701 Joined: 17 Mar 2009    | you can get launched into the air -team rocket style- and even into outer-space and you'll still make it home in time for supper |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2996 Joined: 13 Aug 2008  | All shy, wholesome girls are just sex bombs waiting to explode.
You will also be sought after romantically by all of them. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1297 Joined: 3 Feb 2009 | every time you fall over, you will sexually molest a woman. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 464 Joined: 25 Dec 2008  | Just because the whiny emo kid's super-prototype mecha exploded with him inside of it, doesn't mean he actually died - or was even injured, expect to encounter him within the next two battles with a newer, even more powerful version of his old Mecha with no real explanation of it's existance. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2567 Joined: 22 Feb 2009     | I'm going to qoute Unskippable when i say: "Not all hot chicks are moms, but all moms are hot chicks" from the anime i have seen, this is a very rare absolute truth. |
Muckraker  Posts: 274 Joined: 16 Apr 2009    | Mecha are a strategically and tactically viable option. There's no such thing as a therapist. Women have naturally large busts. |
Paperboy Posts: 17 Joined: 28 Jun 2009  | Your girlfriend will always be more powerful, and more terrifying than any villan you will ever face. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1941 Joined: 18 Feb 2009   |
Fallout 3 taught me this. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3224 Joined: 10 Nov 2007 |
That's not exactly limited to anime. See: Power Girl, Wonder Woman, etc. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1080 Joined: 11 Sep 2008 | No matter what your super power is, it's guarenteed to never randomly go off when you lose your temper. Also: Any diety found in your garden temple will be one of poverty. EDIT: Offending the main characters morals instantly makes them able to kill you even if you just spent the last 5 episodes pounding the piss out of them. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 500 Joined: 24 Jun 2008 | That loli over there is actually 500+ years old. You can strangely learn a lot from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. Willpower can compensate for actual skill. The amount of girls in your harem is inversly proportional to how much you want them. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1080 Joined: 11 Sep 2008 | Emos are never as powerful as loud mouthed idiots (naruto) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 789 Joined: 15 Jan 2009  | girls are stronger then they look, and scarier, and eviler... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1080 Joined: 11 Sep 2008 | girls all develop superhuman strength if you try to grope them at an unwelcome time. |
PROBATION  Posts: 905 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 | The laws of physics never apply to swordsmen. User was put on probation for: The Whistles. (3 days) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2885 Joined: 11 Mar 2009   | If you are a male and (quite frankly) a loser and you come across the following: |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 365 Joined: 10 Jan 2008  | You can fairly accurately gauge the danger you're in by the age of your enemy. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3106 Joined: 28 May 2008 | Nobody on the good side dies. Ever. And if somehow they manage that, it's either a trick or there's some way to bring them back. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1941 Joined: 18 Feb 2009 |
This is uncanny for my current situation. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3022 Joined: 21 Apr 2009   |
.......Where's Hans? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2885 Joined: 11 Mar 2009 |
What are YOU complaining about?! Harem anime is awesome for the central male lead. Like I said, let it ride. You might find many advantages to having 5+ potential fuck-buddies. |
Paperboy  Posts: 18 Joined: 11 Sep 2008   | Not all vampires suck blood |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3022 Joined: 21 Apr 2009 |
REBUTTAL: Isara Gunther |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 51 Joined: 19 Feb 2009 | If you someone you know is in danger, shout their name multiple times at the top of your lungs. ...It really helps. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3106 Joined: 28 May 2008 |
I have absolutely no idea who the hell that is, but my good friend google informs me that she is/was in Valkyria Chronicles? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3022 Joined: 21 Apr 2009 |
True. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2885 Joined: 11 Mar 2009 | Also, the louder you yell, the more powerful you become. Scream at every opportunity, and you shall surely succeed. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3022 Joined: 21 Apr 2009 |
Case and point: Aisaka Taiga |
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