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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1827 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1316 Joined: 25 Jun 2009     | 2 weeks... found out she cheated on me with my best friend :( |
Beat Writer  Posts: 224 Joined: 18 Apr 2009     | My shortest was one week, then next shortest was one month, guess I'm getting better :P |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 493 Joined: 10 Jun 2009   | Six months, another six months with the same guy about a year later, six months with a different guy and then technically a year with someone else but he got ill about six months in and I became more of a carer than a girlfriend. Hmm... I'm sensing a pattern here. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 625 Joined: 14 Jun 2008    | Couple weeks I guess. Probs when I was younger. |
On the Record  Posts: 5155 Joined: 13 Dec 2008    | One kiss, then that was it. We were drunk at the time though, but it still counts. Otherwise, about a week, though I'm not sure that was genuine as it was in primary school when it happened... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1597 Joined: 18 Feb 2009   | Mine was a little under a day. Edit: Bear in mind we were like 12 at the time. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1060 Joined: 14 Oct 2008    | 6 years and counting. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 221 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | 2 months... most of my relationships die at the 2month stage ...only one has managed to get to a year |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1200 Joined: 24 Apr 2009    | 3 months haha I could tell she wasn't into it because she'd never let me go any further than making out, and she was even reluctant to make out in some cases! Poor girl, I'm 80% sure she was straight and just a bit confused |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 641 Joined: 2 Mar 2009  | Three hours. I asked my friend out in school, and walking home we were just like "Uh... This is kinda akward." And broke up. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 776 Joined: 3 Apr 2009  | sixteen months.. Only ever been in one serious relationship and thats how long it lasted XD |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3467 Joined: 6 Nov 2008    | About three months. I'm not the kind of person who just dates around for fun. I HATE people like that. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 175 Joined: 1 Jan 2008   | A week, then I realised I didn't like her at all. It happens... |
Muckraker  Posts: 249 Joined: 27 Jun 2008 | Mine lasted for about 3 and a half days, she said she needed to focus on her jewelry making thing(which was true she did make jewelry). Only the next day when we talked she said her new boyfriend dumped her. So I told her to never talk to me again, and now I have a dis trust for people(wasn't the first time something like this happened but this was what did it). |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9232 Joined: 5 Mar 2009    | 6 months. Yea i know... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 648 Joined: 28 Jun 2009   | Bleh, somewhere around five hours. I took a girl out to dinner and watched her beat up half the football players that went to my high school who were there after practice. I booked it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1052 Joined: 11 Mar 2009  | The shortest I've ever had was around 6 months, give a week or two |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1197 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | 401 days... and counting, first and last with any luck. EDIT: 666th post. On one of the better days of my life. If anything happens to Chloé now I blame the escapist and you all die. No really you will. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 445 Joined: 20 Nov 2008  | Oh where to BEGIN? 1st Attempted Gf - Year 6, Had liked the same girl for about 3 years, everyone knew this. Asked her out, for a week she mulled it over, then got one of her friends to tell me no. That was cold. 2nd Attempted Gf - Yr 7, last day of the year, had been working on a relationship with a new girl for 3 terms now, asked her out on the last day, call her a few days later to organize something, I get a call back 8 Weeks later to tell me that she 'cant come'. I have since lost count, but I am probably around the 10th or 12th attempted Gf, all with almost identical results, and I'm now in year 10. Ironically, the only girl to ever have liked me was one girl who's antics and general behavior I could not stand. I have since, quite frankly, given up on the whole relationship business. Becoming a Hermit sounds a lot easier. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 6 Joined: 3 Jul 2009 | About 30 seconds, last August. I once lemon lawed a girl because she looked nothing like her profile picture. She wasn't even that unattractive, I just didn't want to deal with somebody who was going to lie before the first date. Incidentally, that was the first and last time I tried online dating. That was an awful, awful summer. |
Muckraker  Posts: 315 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | Half a day. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 204 Joined: 30 Jun 2009   | 6 hours, for the school-end dance, an old class-mate returned from italy, where she's living now. After a year away from her i confessed my love, we made out and around 12 she left(party started at 6 pm). Next morning i try to get her number and a mate who gave it asked me what for? she's back in italy now.... Needless to say i was feeling... well, it took 2 bottles of JD to get over it... I taught she was back for good!... love is a cold-hearted 5$ hooker... |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9111 Joined: 10 Mar 2009  | Exactly one week. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 717 Joined: 23 Jan 2009  | Does not having one disqualify me from competeing? Because it would be a negative number... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 6 Joined: 3 Jul 2009 |
You dated a Doctor Who companion? Was it Rose? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 717 Joined: 23 Jan 2009 | Umm...no? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 201 Joined: 23 May 2009 | 3 days. I was 7. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1327 Joined: 3 Sep 2008  | two days, unfortuantly also my longest relationship as well |
Beat Writer  Posts: 144 Joined: 11 Jun 2009   | My shortest actual dating relationship was about 1hr and 40mins long. I was shitfaced at a party.. I told this girl who'd been chasing me for awhile that we should go out.. then when I woke up an hour later she was all like "morning boyfriend" and I was like "what the fuck did you call me?!" she told me I said we should go out at the party and then I told her well obviously i was drunk and thats just not going to happen. The end haha. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 358 Joined: 16 May 2009 | 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1247 Joined: 19 Jan 2009  | Never? I'm the antithesis of Casanova. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1287 Joined: 18 Jun 2008   | Half a day. She texted me, asking if I wanted to hook up with her. Sure, why not? I thought, as she lived 40 kilometres away from me. Not taking it serious at all. Later that afternoon, she texted me yet again, telling me it's over. We didn't even see eachother during the "relationship". My shortest serious relationship (at least for my part) lasted for about a month. Apparently, I wasn't fun anymore. EDIT: However, I'm still going strong in my current relationship which has lasted over three months so far. =) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3059 Joined: 24 Apr 2009  | About 25 mins. Know what I mean Vern? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1053 Joined: 29 Aug 2008 | What I like to term the One Hour Stand. A relationship that was destined to fail before it began. Completely meaningless, perfunctory, and demeaning. For her anyway. I had loads of fun. |
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I was pushed into a relationship by her friends, and I was too nice a guy to say, 'Hey, you're actually really, really ugly and I don't like you'. So, like the nice guy I was, I tried to talk to her. Then she tells me that she's taking her driving test in a week and I totally freak out (at this point, I was only just 14). I break up with her, roughly two or so minutes into our 'relationship'.