Epic movie and Disaster movie

'Stacked' was fairly dire. Pamela Anderson working in a bookshop.

'Nice rack.'
'I meant..book rack.'

They went there.

Meet the Spartans and Napolean Dynomite.

Film: The "___ Movies". There can be no other greater source of anti-humour in existence.
TV: The Mighty Boosh. Seeing Noel Fielding put on silly hats and say random, preposterous statements holds no comedy value for me.
Stand up: Dane Cook. I have not laughed at any of his stand up. He just makes benign observations while screaming or using a silly voice and people laugh for some reason.

Lopunny:
I'm gonna get some flack for this...I used to find them hilarious when I was younger, but I just cringe now for some reason..."Friends"

I can see where you are coming from with that. I used to watch that show back in my teens and used to really enjoy it. Used to think the characters were so cool but recently caught a rerun of it. It just didn't seem as funny as it once was and as for the cast, well I think the term used to describe them was "frumpy" - I guess they were menat to be in their 20s but these days it looks like they were dressing like they were some boring 50 year olds.

Someone mentioned Clone..I had forgotten about that show, as well as how unfunny as it was. Almost as hilarious as Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Or Grownups.

Horn and Corden. oh god it was so painful to watch.

Joan Rivers as well:

"Oh, I'm Jewish ah HAH, ah HAH, no I kid, I kid. I'm old and female as well!"

Nacho Libre.

It's just... not funny.

Erja_Perttu:
Horne and Corden. Their idea of comedy was the fat guy stripping multiple times for different sketches. You think, hey, this could be funny... oh no wait, there goes his shirt again... ew.

I have the same opinion. Finally good to meet someone who thinks they're completely awful aswell.

While something like Dance Flick will make me laugh, I hate it so, so much. I wish for it to die. In a big fiery explosion.
I prefer stuff like Family Guy.

Lee Evans.

He's just an annoying sweaty prick who runs around and shouts and pulls spastic faces like its fuckin' funny or something.

It isn't.

And to those who don't like The Mighty Boosh: Good on ya :D

Napoleon Dynamite and Epic Movie

AmrasCalmacil:
Stuart Lee's Comedy Vehicle.

Oh god, I want that half an hour of my life back so bad. I could have spent it doing something oh so much more productive.

I don't know why they felt the need to include sketches in it either, they were just poor.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I don't like Family Guy anymore. I don't hate it, but it's gone sour.

Case in point: I gave Family Guy another chance and watched a new episode. After two minutes of mediocre comedy, they cut away to five minutes of some old singer, Conway Twitty before cutting to a commercial break. Only writers who are out of ideas use filler so excessively.

Also, "The bird is the word" episode was more annoying than funny.

Gilbert Munch:

chrisdibs:
anything by shakespear, the standard shakespeare joke is something to the effect of
"sir, you do grace with your fine countenance"
"madam, i would "count" you lucky too! But your flattery is most ap'reciated"
"sir, were i to flatter you, you would be quite unable to appreciate it; having recently been flattered"
what?! stop laughing, that wasn't funny. That wasn't even a joke it was a poor pun.

Are you being sarcastic? Shakespeare's pretty much the coolest guy ever. I mean, in an age of corsets and head-chopping monarchs he said people smelled like goats!

pardon. that's how you defend him, by saying he said people smelt of goats? that's like defending adam sandler by saying he makes a lot of fart jokes.

Evil Jak:

keptsimple:
Any Monty Python movie.

There are probably movies and TV shows out there that I find less funny, but Monty Python is one of those things that everyone seems to like except me. I mean, "Knights Who Say, 'Ni'"? How is shit like that funny or clever on any level?

You probably just dont get the complexity of it... XD

that's exactly what I was going to say.

I don't think The Office is funny. Or Meet the Spartans and all the ones made before it by the same people.

Any show featuring Tim and Eric is a show doomed to absolute comedic failure. Honorable mention goes to Arrested Development. It's not particularly bad, but it's not good either. Make no mistake, none of the jokes are lost on me. They're just not funny.

Satin6T:
TIM AND ERIC SUCK BALLS!

^^^that and family guy

According To Jim is awful.
The Office UK is awful.
Recent Simpsons is awful.

Now for the worst of the worst; Sarah Silverman, FUCK she's boring!

ExodusinFlames:
I have an immense person hate for Will Farrell. Much like Dane Cook, it's the shouty annoying kind of "humor".

THANK you, I thought I was the only one. o_o
I like Dane, but Will? No, no, Nooooooo.

Kat Williams on Comedy Central. No I'm not racist, I just don't find "black" comedy very funny.

sneakypenguin:

LimaBravo:
The Office. Or any modern specifically English Comedy since Big Train (That wasnt that funny either)

Awe, the american office is vastly more funny I think. Though i've stopped watching it since I now have a Chuck addiction.

Chuck is one of the best shows on television, it's a shame that it doesn't have a large prime time audience.

Erja_Perttu:
Horne and Corden. Their idea of comedy was the fat guy stripping multiple times for different sketches. You think, hey, this could be funny... oh no wait, there goes his shirt again... ew.

yeah I actually can't stand watching them
just not funny at all

and a lot (not all) of these Hollywood comedies that they release every second

you know Ben stiller, Vince Vaughn, Will Farrell etc are usually in them

WrongSprite:

AmrasCalmacil:
Stuart Lee's Comedy Vehicle.

Oh god, I want that half an hour of my life back so bad. I could have spent it doing something oh so much more productive.

I HATE that show. He's such a shitty, arrogant comedian.

I'd have to agree. I watched one episode, and after the first five minutes found myself thinking "Hmm, this seems like intelligent and thoughtful comedy."

Another five minutes and it became apparent that oh wait, it wasn't understated, it was just really, really dull.

Also arrogant and smug.

I also find myself disliking much of the current crop of British alleged comedy; The Office, Mighty Boosh [sic], that stuff. Mitchell & Webb are the exception, having something of the Goons/Python/Fry&Laurie about them. But then they ruined it with those fatuous Mac ads, so yeah, hate them too... ;-)

Michael&Michael hasn't come out yet,but I can tell that I'll hate it.

I just hate that awful show Tim and Eric.

Andrew Dice Clay. Keep in mind the following quotes are not ironic. He is not like Steven Colbert. The joke is not what a hypocritical asshole he is. Note that his audience is cheering, not laughing. That's not a good sign. I would also like to remind you he was arguably one of the most popular comedians of all time.

"And bisexuals. They don't know if they wanna be called gays, homosexuals, fairies. I call 'em cocksuckers! I think that spells it out. They walk with that limp wrist. Their wrist aren't limp, they busted it from being on their hands and knees all night."

"Let me ask you a question...: the first time you fucked her, was she any good? Yeah? Now let me ask you another question: how do you think she got that way?"

"And where the Japanese coming from? What is that? Didn't we drop 2 bombs on them a couple years ago? What was in those bombs, fertilizer? And they're the worst drivers; I mean, how do you drive with your eyes 3/4 closed? You could blindfold these people with dental floss, you don't give them keys to a car!"

The only worse comedian I can think of is John Scogin who was a court jester to Henry IV. His idea of a joke was allegedly to trick a bunch of homeless people into a joke and light it on fire killing everyone inside. Even the Joker would be afraid of this guy.

Family Guy. It's more annoying and stupid than funny and it just makes fun of people without even going into satire.

Meet the Spartans. First fifteen minutes was okay, but then it went way to far into pop culture and what the fuckery.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan. That was just what the fuckery all the way through.

OptimusHagrid:
There was a (thankfully very short) series on BBC 3 called Clone, which was the weakest comedy I have ever seen.

With the exception of the early family guy episodes ,everything on BBC3 is shit

Little Britain.

It's patheticly blunt and crass, and it relies on one-line catchphrases repeated over and over again which isn't funny at all. You can't re-use jokes.

2 words LUCKY STAR, if that even counts. A friend of mine online told me I had to watch it so I did... 10 freaking episodes! I never like anime that much but jeeze! (Yes I watched in japanese with subs.) Every 'joke' they had had every other word censored due to copyright or something along those lines, and while I didn't expect any plot or smooth animation at all the comedy was so awful even the animation quality failed to catch me.

TriggerUnhappy:
The entire "________ Movie" series as well as Meet the Spartans. I know a couple others but those are way worse than the rest of my list.

I'm going to have to stick with that.. the way my humor works would really require me to be massively stoned, and suffering major brain trauma to sit through an entirety of any of those

Gaderael:
Pretty much every American sitcom.
King Of The Hill.

It was actually meant to be funny?
Well they failed, horribly.

Anything Wayans Brothers after Scary Movie 3.
It's all downhill after that...the pop culture references, sex jokes, and nonsensical random bullshit.

Edit:

I love Monty Python, and the Quest for the Holy Grail is a triumph in filmmaking to me.
Even then, the Life of Brian actually made me fall asleep.

Meet the Spartans

TriggerUnhappy:
The entire "________ Movie" series as well as Meet the Spartans. I know a couple others but those are way worse than the rest of my list.

Ya, those look awful.

Also, any family sitcom such as According to Jim or George Lopez.