Title says it all.

I wish I was painting my Space Marines but my brushes are worn out.

Hitting on women. Umm...don't have anything better right now.

getting laid?

This isn't too bad. Sleep would be nice, I guess.
I wish my girlfriend wasn't going to military training for the next 2 weeks.
Missing somebody and being emasculated at the same time is certainly a novel experience. I wish I wasn't doing that.

shooting, something or someone. at war or just rampaging. i need to keep my sharpshooter skills fresh

I wish I was engaging in sexual intercourse with many beautiful and buxom women but sadly that is just wishful thinking.

Seriously though, I wish I was playing Dawn of War but my new PC won't run it (the video card isn't good enough or something like that, I don't understand these weird things you call 'computers').

I wish I was with a whole group of friends at a Japanese market & restaurant. I want sushi and nori maki, dammit!

Playing World of Warcraft. Still no luck on fixing the external hard drive, though.

I wish I was on vacation in the grand cayman with a new GF who is smart and cute (i'm sure one must exist) and just sitting on the beach when some guy hands me 40 million dollars and a coke.

ahhh to day dream :)

I wish I was surfing in Bali

05rutterb:
I wish i was with my girlfriend. :( Lol, or on my xbox. Fecking red rings.

I wish I was with my gf too lol. I'm pretty bored and she knows how to entertain me. ;]

Taking a large briefcase full of $100 bills to the bank.

NoMoreSanity:
Playing games instead of typing.

I know the feeling.
I'm surprised I haven't went to the PS3 and started LittleBigPlanet in a squeamish attempt to make the thing more useful than an expensive decoration.

Doing anything drawing, getting hammered, working out, writing, doing something but no my no motivation has kicked in now I slump back and count the hours pass.

I wish I was snowboarding in some fresh powder instead of trapped in the 100 degree heat we have right now.

Going out and getting shitfaced with a bunch of friends.

TF2 instead!

If I were to tell you that, I would have to kill you.

Saying that to random people every time they ask me a question :P

Sleeping.

Playing Mass Effect 2. :[

Don't you mean, who do I wish I was doing right now?

whoa, noone has done this yet.

YOUR MOTHER/FEMALE PARENTAL UNIT!

lol.

no, srsly, i wish i was somewhere where it is not so fking hot atm..

Something fun an interesting. Like laying waste to an entire kingdom and destroying entire worlds. *Shrug*

Megan Fox?

I wish I was with my last girl friend, cause' I love her.

I wish I was with a certain girl. Given the option preferably in bed.

Or asleep. Given the option preferably in bed.

Getting laid instead of posting on this forum.

Satin6T:
getting laid?

I think most people are gonna choose this one. At least, most men, anyway...

So yeah, I'll pick this aswell, because most people are doing it, and I want to be popular.

05rutterb:
Is she a goer...wink wink, nudge nudge, know what i mean.
Say no more, say no more. A winks as good as a nod to a blind bat.

I'll stop quoting monty python now...

We haven't made the beast with two backs yet, but soon. I hope. xD

Complete nonexistence comes to mind. Like to never have existed, and never come into existance. They say that ignorance is bliss, and not even being able to be ignorant must be the sweetest of all.