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Red Guard  Posts: 4927 Joined: 14 Oct 2007     | |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008     |
^_^ Ah. His nightly routines...I forgot about that. |
Red Guard Posts: 4927 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 | Labyrinth sighed. There was a crackling behind her as she flicked her sword to rid it from blood then to purse her lips at the figure rising from the mist. "I should have known better than to trust you with that power, Ultrajoe." "You Should Have Known Better Than To Trust, Labyrinth." "Perhaps." They stood for a while longer before the first blow rang out. Labyrinth's Bansword tortured a screech of metal from Ultrajoe's forearm where he'd lifted it to block. There was barely a blink as he swung forward with the Dominator and pulled the trigger, explosions enough to rip her body to shreds if Laby hadn't erected a firewall to protect herself. "How Clever," Ultrajoe said as he prodded at the wavering mass of flames, getting a scorched finger for the trouble. "You've Certainly Learned Well. But What About Trogans?" The horse slammed Labyrinth backwards, her boots scraping over the cement floor. Keeping the firewall in place with one hand she spun her sword with the other and prepared to thrust it through as soon as the wall broke. The horse started screaming, pouring pixels like blood. Labyrinth beheaded it and turned her attention firmly on The Ultrajoe. His gaze was like a weight tied to her shoulders and each blast of the Dominator sent a chill down her spine. Yet, she found she could move fast enough to keep out of his line of fire, spiralling around until they were close enough for melee combat. WoooooooshhhTANGGGG!! Crunch. Clang. At close range the deep scratches left by Laby's sword were obvious. The blade bounced off of the Dominator when it was swung like a club, cracking two of her ribs. Sharp stabs of pain made her wheeze as she pirouetted to stab into the gap between Ultrajoe's breastplate and his shoulder guard. He hissed in pain and pushed her back to bring the Dominator around. Something welled up within her. Something strange. She put a hand over the barrel of the Dominator and smiled as it was but indented by an explosion. No splatter of blood nor explosion of pain. Something had changed, Labyrinth had the upper hand. With that upper hand she hacked down on the helmet, cleaving it in two with a final ban. Purplerain paused in his guitar solo to cock a brow and smile at Doki while she wiped her Bansword off and slid it back into the handle of her Mop. The floor was already spreading with dark, crackling blood. There'd be plenty to do for the next while. Behind her there was a giggle. Boom. The world exploded. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1143 Joined: 29 Jul 2009     | It must be Demon Lincoln. He's just Tooo Ninja. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1156 Joined: 29 Oct 2008    |
It's obvious - All the banned posters in order of post count. I guess that would lead to the final boss Indigo Dingo. Use your words people... EDIT: Baddies should be bad. |
On the Record  Posts: 5166 Joined: 3 Mar 2008   | Armitage Shanks. Our last battle was indecisive. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1858 Joined: 9 Jan 2009    | I guess it would be an army of small accounts versus just me in a 1000 on 1 handicap match. |
Muckraker  Posts: 315 Joined: 8 May 2008   |
"Nazis" plural should not have an apostrophe. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1992 Joined: 25 Jan 2009    | Course no one ever nominates Pandalisk to be the boss, oh no siree, Just you wait, my uprising is nigh |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 905 Joined: 14 Apr 2009    | I think the Boss should be Yahtzee. His Criticism-Sword damages you for 872 HP per Strike. I can only assume the amount of postrs you have is your Health Points. As of now I have 579 HP. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007  | Newclassic, you rock. That aside, there can be no singular boss to the Escapist. There is no leader to the forces that oppose us, there is simply an ever-growing horde. There can be no victory against it, all is simply endurance. If I have a bleak view of the Escapist's future, it's only because I love it so much. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1900 Joined: 22 Jul 2008    |
How I found this post aside, bring it Krunk. You don't have weird artwork to knock me into this time. |
On the Record  Posts: 5109 Joined: 24 Jun 2009  | As in most games, I'm stuck on level 2. I can't get past Neonbob flinging those damn whales at me! Let's see...up, up, down, down, B, A.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1225 Joined: 13 Dec 2007   | There once was a boss battle on the Escapist. Several posters, led by King Trollslayer Haliwali, and his trusted lieutenants PurpleRain, Fire Daemon, Talisker, and John Galt, waged an epic battle against the one who we know as..... MGG=Reviews. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2331 Joined: 5 May 2008    | Max the Reaper, Yahtzee, The Michaels (hmm... I probably shouldn't call them that), Paul and Graham, and Jon Etheridge would all go into a giant mech that I would have to take down by playing Heavy metal and then taking a chainsaw to any weak points exposed by the pure awesomeness. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3162 Joined: 8 Jun 2009   | Yahtzee as the obvious, but then you also have to beat the invincible Michaels. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3162 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 |
The pressure... it was... too much... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2589 Joined: 19 Mar 2008   |
It can't be done D: I would like to think it'd be like a WoW raid with tactics. Yahtzee and an army of the imps first, and you have to plug your ears somehow so his sarcasms and critcism doesn't reduce you to a ball of tears. Then obviously Max, and you have to argue with him and actually win by hurting his feelings. Then I don't have to carry on, because you won't do either of those. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 |
Satin? And please do not mention that name here. My head may melt off. Im gonna have to say that to beat the final boss you must become the final boss. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2555 Joined: 29 Aug 2009   | People are forgetting that Neonbob has more posts than MaxTheReaper, and that post count means jack shit anyway. |
Creator of Apocalypse Lane  Posts: 969 Joined: 28 Apr 2009   | Well I've been to their offices and I have to say the Boss would most likely be Russ Pitts and Shane Hamstra with a wide variety of Nerf guns. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 937 Joined: 9 Nov 2008 | The 'Add to Friends' button. It would hunt me to the very edges of Forum Games & RP. I would never be able to escape (hehe) it. I can already hear its taunting laughter... Okay, so it's more of a psychological obstacle than a Boss. But whateva. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 833 Joined: 1 Mar 2009  | A fight between Yahtzee and Skippy the kangaroo would be interesting. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1380 Joined: 11 Jun 2009   |
"Satin"...huh? Did you mean: or ? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1826 Joined: 9 Jan 2009 | All the banned people like Indigo Dingo and Richard Groovy Pants who just made the forums unpleasant. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2224 Joined: 3 Mar 2009     |
pics ftw! |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9111 Joined: 10 Mar 2009   | Sky14kemea. Why? Because she's secretly a murderer. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 454 Joined: 13 Dec 2008   |
Equinox uses a Forum-down to revive a previously defeated ally! The forum troll regenerates health as long as he is complaining about stuff he doesnt understand! "Watch the video before you comment on it" "your sword work is abysmal and doesnt flow" "your jokes are geting repetitive" "**** *** *** and a ***" "i found silent hill 2 predicable and crappily written" "hahahaha" "go go go" Yahtzee is stunned by the originality of this! Equinox sends out - Supercilious bad ass action girl! Yahtzee counters with a menopause joke! Equinox Evens The Odds(thats what the ETO stands for) by- |
On the Record Posts: 5166 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Oh yeah? I'll kick it up a notch this time and use Picasso. It's awn. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 628 Joined: 6 May 2009 |
That troll fight goes on every day. The boss should be all the mods. |
PROBATION  Posts: 2225 Joined: 27 Jul 2009    |
Max and Yahtzee at the same time while Rebecca Mayes does the music. User was put on probation for: Poll: USA: Too Damn Big?. (7 days) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1699 Joined: 16 Mar 2009   | It's not so much a boss as it is a last battle. You have to stop the flame war in a religion thread. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 897 Joined: 30 Jul 2009  | Beating the religious threads/ halo bashing threads and the trolls all with one swipe of my very sharp tea spoon. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2259 Joined: 24 Nov 2008  | The answer of course is Russ Pitts. He is the boss of the escapist. Also, he is secretly the evil overlord monster that no man has has defeated in battle... Until now. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3575 Joined: 14 Jan 2009   | You must beat and do a user review of Genre Wars. |
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