When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Guns don't kill people. NINJAS! Kill people.
Use the search bar. (No, not you, that's just something to live by.)
"live your life selflessly and with love"
"oh this is going to hurt"
Always try not to get killed.
I like this one of his better:
'You were the last winner.'
-George Carlin quoting the parent of a loser.
Always help others before asking others for help
It's time to split!
Hi five for no.2 reference
I have two from T.V,
"Balls on the road" to express agreement for example. "Shall we get a beer?" "Balls on the road we will"
"F*ck a Jesus" I use it as a replacement for goodbye.
Theres three sides to every coin.
Yeah you heard me...
happiness is a warm gun.
i love that song.
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
"It's good to be bad, but it's better to be evil."
I have two I'm fond of number 1 is 'I reject your reality and substitute my own' and number 2 is 'Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul'
Also 'Be good and if you can't be good, be good at being bad' >D
Who's got two thumbs and is about to fire your ass: This Guy...
I love Die Hard
"Only she who attempts the absurd can do the impossible." and "We all live our fantasy, and only endure our reality." I can't remember where I heard these, but I love them.
Also, "Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open." - Thomas Dewar. So very true.
"Hey lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."
Dr. Cox from Scrubs
This isn't really a motto but hell "there are twenty thousand ninjas in this room, can you see them?"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Has my vote for best quote ever
Kill 'em all; let God sort 'em out.
I'd say "live forever or die trying." but then I'd have been ninja'd.
Until then "I GOT YOUR LAUNDRY!" Something fun to shout at people in a Scottish accent. Why? I don't really know.
my loopy friend's motto " my favorite word begins with f and ends with u c k, my favorite word is firetruck, what else did you think I'd say?"
Quoting some Metallica, are you?
This one probably has been said already, but:
"Never trust a god who grins all the time and wears a top hat, that's my motto."
If the whole world is a stage, I want better lighting!
I saw that one my friend's shirt once...
The Great JT:
Anything on the Vault Boy Bobbleheads in Fallout 3. Some of my favorites are...
"Let your words be your weapons." -Speech
"Why go down with the ship when you can fix it?" -Repair
"It's important to give your arguments impact." -Strength
"Always leave with more than what you came in with." -Barter
"When words fail, there's always fists." - Unarmed
We will be Doing one thing and one thing only...... Killin Nazis
"This will be the clutch on the coyote." - my grandpa finishing a window
Also: "Try again, or lose forever."
"Prayer: When your too lazy to get off your arse and actually help the world."
Chicks dig scars.
Glory lives forever.
No pain, no pain.
Power corrupts, absolute power is kind of neat.
One vision... One purpose... Peace through power.
This. Pure this.
The Brotherhood will not fall.
Spike Spiegel: "Whatever happens, happens"
And then, to quote Douglas Adams:
"Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though."
Um, "Whatever happens, happens" means don't think to much and worry about the future (Responding to Spike Spiegels nature of being).
They don't really relate that much other then in the word "happen".
The guy quoting Douglas Adams is my new hero, and I love him. You on the other hand are stuck up and incapable of laughter.
When life give you lemons, You make apple juice. Then sit back, Relax and let the world wonder how the fuck you did it