Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 903 Joined: 3 Jul 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3080 Joined: 28 Jun 2009     | Lol. How could she do that! The kid was dying! How insensitive. LOL. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 502 Joined: 12 Sep 2009     | Best...Wish...EVER |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4177 Joined: 26 May 2009    | Funny, But there was a VERY similar article only yesterday... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2804 Joined: 30 Dec 2008   | Hmm, i dont seem to be able to take anything seriously done by something called the chaser, hmmmm... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 903 Joined: 3 Jul 2009 |
i search barred it didnt find anything about cam involving a 15 year old wanting a bj. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 154 Joined: 14 Sep 2008     | Yeeeeeeeeeeah.... Not gonna touch this topic. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4177 Joined: 26 May 2009 |
Nahh this isnt a search bar issue, Your not too blame on this one, Its just there was a similar article about a dying 15 year old boy wanting to have sex before he died and the hospital rallied together & paid for a prostitute. |
On the Record  Posts: 6527 Joined: 27 Mar 2009   | Ha, thanks for making me smile. :D |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3011 Joined: 18 Sep 2008     | Hm, cameron diaz? Bah. I vote "redhead chick from mythbusters." |
Master Archivist  Posts: 8717 Joined: 28 Feb 2009    | Okay, I just read the last line of the woman's "rant" and I nearly choked from laughter. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4177 Joined: 26 May 2009 |
It gets worse. This family is allowed to vote too. |
Muckraker  Posts: 238 Joined: 10 Sep 2009   | O_o |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 981 Joined: 15 Jan 2009    | sucks for the kid, he died young, granted i myself practically missed my entire life from 12 to 18 but im still alive and i hope the kid gets a second chance in life |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 903 Joined: 3 Jul 2009 |
oh i know theres TONS of these sortve stories i just found this reqeust to be a bit over the top. i dont think any of the stars want to go to jail for being a pedophile... |
Paperboy  Posts: 20 Joined: 8 Oct 2009  | Oh, and I though this was a post about waht would your death wish be. I was was ready to say "Respawn!". |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4000 Joined: 18 Dec 2007  | This is fake, obviously. The Chaser is an Australian satire group, similar to the Onion in America. This is really old, as well. I've got a book around here someplace with that article in it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1595 Joined: 7 May 2008   |
Man having read that I now wish -I- had leukemia... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3587 Joined: 6 Aug 2008  | First of all, If It's real...then so what? Fifteen year olds think sex is very important (by a teens definition of important) and he wanted to get some before death. Probably fake though, it takes a lot of years to develop that "Oh well let's get back to thinking about sex" mentality. And it does sound a bit crazy to be real. Also, for some reason the second site you linked has me banned, even though I've never heard of it, seriously : You have been banned from this forum. That's freaking me out. edit:
Disturbing, yet the point remains valid. Also, would it be creepier if the kid had actually held some form of web poll to get the public to pick who he should ask? Maybe... |
BANNED  Posts: 3668 Joined: 8 Feb 2009     | I agree, what whores! /sarcasm. User was banned for: dam christmas brings out the babes . (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3680 Joined: 24 Aug 2009     | "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?" Best Dad EVER! OP:If it would be granted without question I would have the same wish as this kid. If not, maybe a round-the-world trip.
She's hot too. :P |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2445 Joined: 11 Oct 2008   | That's an absolutely hilarious joke. I seriously hope you didn't think it was serious. That's a comedy website that article is off of :P |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2301 Joined: 22 Sep 2009    | wow, just wow.. i mean.. Diaz? I would of picked someone much betetr |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2445 Joined: 11 Oct 2008 |
Kari Byron. Heeeelll yeeeeah. |
Muckraker  Posts: 280 Joined: 23 Aug 2008   | I so want the same wish if i was dying. By Cameron diaz or Kari from mythbusters. |
On the Record  Posts: 6403 Joined: 14 Sep 2008   |
You and me, buddy. ...Hey, how about we classify allergy as a terminal disease? Still, Cameron Diaz? When I hear her name, I imagine Fiona from Shrek... You know, it's all good an all, but I don't like green monsters. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1129 Joined: 14 Jan 2009    |
That... was a little frightening. I think we should just hide that particular family somewhere far far away, and no longer allow them to breed. Completely unrelated, you look vaguely familiar, and its annoying me as to whether I know you or not... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 414 Joined: 16 Oct 2008  | If she did do it, would that count as sex with minors? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 421 Joined: 25 Jul 2009   | damn, so pretending to die won't get me Celebrity sex, damn... (I realise this kid wasn't pretending and actually died, just implying that I was going to try get celebrity sex by faking a fatal illness. Just clarifying that so you don't think I'm 100% asshole, more like 94.67% asshole and 5.33% comedian... but not a very good one, obviously.) |
Muckraker  Posts: 306 Joined: 18 Jun 2009  | Should of asked Paris Hilton, she might of done it. |
So earlier i saw a thread where a 15 year old boys last wish was to have sex before he died. ironically today i found this article http://savingmarriage101.newsvine.com/_news/2009/03/04/2504790-teens-dying-wish-for-cameron-diaz-blow-job-not-granted- sadly his wish was not granted. its sad that he died but i cant help but laugh that his mother screamed it to a crowd. "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?" wow... this is uh...yeah this family is kinda messed up. http://www.aquillar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=957&sid=7f37f1a801426b6ac8e973221ee08266 that has more information.