What should I name my motorcycle?

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This is my bike:
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I like my bike. :)

However, I am stuck on giving it a name.

Up until recently, I was calling it 'Scion', up until I found out it was the name of a car make (Thanks, Toyota :P), and so had to discontinue it... and now i'm stuck.

Yes, it's a small bike, but its' my first, and it means something..

So, escapologists, what say you?

Her name is Cherry. She's a fast little girl, out for money and blood. She's cunning, shrewd and brutal. Her chrome screams "touch me", but her motor says "... and die."

Assuming you're going down the female road of name-calling...I'd call it Elle.

It just screams out elegant, yet fierce.

Jose Sanchez de Guatemala. I am going to have someone use this name for something someday, even if it kills me!

I called my first car "Sheila." You can share it if you want.

I'ma say......Mister Vroom Vroom. But I wouldn't listen to me if I were you.

I'd call it... Motorbike. Seriously what is the point of naming cars and bikes and such?

Last of the Chinchillas:
Jose Sanchez de Guatemala. I am going to have someone use this name for something someday, even if it kills me!

I'll name the first capitol ship that.

Valate:

Last of the Chinchillas:
Jose Sanchez de Guatemala. I am going to have someone use this name for something someday, even if it kills me!

I'll name the first capitol ship that.

Inscribed on a solid gold plaque at least ten feet in height?

LooK iTz Jinjo:
I'd call it... Motorbike. Seriously what is the point of naming cars and bikes and such?

I've been told that "You're not a serious rider if you haven't named it".

Something to do with being attached to it, getting to know it's balance... i don't know.

Last of the Chinchillas:

Valate:

Last of the Chinchillas:
Jose Sanchez de Guatemala. I am going to have someone use this name for something someday, even if it kills me!

I'll name the first capitol ship that.

Inscribed on a solid gold plaque at least ten feet in height?

Bigger! It has to be visible on the one kilometer long monolith, you know!

Valate:

Last of the Chinchillas:

Valate:

Last of the Chinchillas:
Jose Sanchez de Guatemala. I am going to have someone use this name for something someday, even if it kills me!

I'll name the first capitol ship that.

Inscribed on a solid gold plaque at least ten feet in height?

Bigger! It has to be visible on the one kilometer long monolith, you know!

That's a lot of gold. Where the hell are we gonna get all of it?

kahlzun:

LooK iTz Jinjo:
I'd call it... Motorbike. Seriously what is the point of naming cars and bikes and such?

I've been told that "You're not a serious rider if you haven't named it".

Something to do with being attached to it, getting to know it's balance... i don't know.

I've always kind of wondered that, too. Though my ignorance on the subject didn't stop me from naming my car The Funkmobile.

The Driud Plow.
/tread.

LooK iTz Jinjo:
I'd call it... Motorbike. Seriously what is the point of naming cars and bikes and such?

It gives the owner the sense that this particular vehicle is theirs.

The Cheese Mobile

Or failing that ether Edmund, The Blackadder, Lord Flasheart, Darling or Baldrick :)

Penis pump.

Because answering a question like "do you have a car?" with "nope, only my penis pump. I ride it everywhere tho" is so worth it.

I'd go with "Vera".

Oh that soooo looks like a Stacy to me!

Either Daisey or Charlotte

LooK iTz Jinjo:
I'd call it... Motorbike. Seriously what is the point of naming cars and bikes and such?

I have a Jaguar named Heather, shes a beautiful vixen she is. And she's got a personality to. Sometimes cars need names.

hershal

Last of the Chinchillas:

Valate:

Last of the Chinchillas:

Valate:

Last of the Chinchillas:
Jose Sanchez de Guatemala. I am going to have someone use this name for something someday, even if it kills me!

I'll name the first capitol ship that.

Inscribed on a solid gold plaque at least ten feet in height?

Bigger! It has to be visible on the one kilometer long monolith, you know!

That's a lot of gold. Where the hell are we gonna get all of it?

You could sell always sell all the oil and cardamom in Guatemala.

Sasha.

"Oh my god, who touched Sasha?"

"WHO TOUCHED MY BIKE!"

Lucille. Tis a good name, don'tcha agree?

I think all motorcycles should be called Thunder horse.....

dalek sec:
I'd go with "Vera".

Is that a random firefly reference?

Fluffy, Miss Wiggles, Poofy...I got tons of names

Sasha. DO IT!!!

Name it Calamari after the squid in Timesplitters.

dalek sec:
I'd go with "Vera".

I'd go with this, though I only call my bike Vera in secret, or when drunk, or when I get depressed that Firefly got cancelled. (Which is all the time.)

Also to OP that is a nice bike for a first, I got stuck with a crappy 50cc capped half dirtbikeish monstrosity which later almost set itself on fire.

I'd name it "Pazuzu". Or "Yama". Both good.

Twilight_guy:
Sasha. DO IT!!!

WHO TOUCHED SASHA?! WHO TOUCHED MY BIKE!!

Alabaster! If only to make it sound like a horrible fantasy villain bike.

Frank, Frank is a good name

ooooh, nice bike! I'd call it Wuffy-Pumpkins.

Just for laughs.

Stella. 'cause it's a "Stella" set of wheels.

StarStruckStrumpets:
Assuming you're going down the female road of name-calling...I'd call it Elle.

It just screams out elegant, yet fierce.

Like the one from neighbours?

TheDrunkNinja:
I called my first car "Sheila." You can share it if you want.

*Sheila's Wheels theme tune*
Sorry.

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