I actually had a teacher say that Canada was the biggest country, and I never thought that it could be wrong until one of my friends told me Russia was, about 6 years later
skyfire_freckles: I was spinning a globe during free time in second grade, looking at all the continents, when I suddenly realized that Africa and South America would fit together almost perfectly. It made me think about what my dad had said about earthquakes, so I went to my teacher and explained my theory: that once upon a time, the continents had all been together once, but earthquakes had broken them apart over time.
She said, "No, of course not," like it was ridiculous. Then she went on to say that the world had always been just the way it was, and would never change.
What the hell?
Jesus Christ. I'm from Ireland,and that's a stretch!
Me? I haven't really got any teachers that told me lies, I had a great teacher in Primary School.
skyfire_freckles: I was spinning a globe during free time in second grade, looking at all the continents, when I suddenly realized that Africa and South America would fit together almost perfectly. It made me think about what my dad had said about earthquakes, so I went to my teacher and explained my theory: that once upon a time, the continents had all been together once, but earthquakes had broken them apart over time.
She said, "No, of course not," like it was ridiculous. Then she went on to say that the world had always been just the way it was, and would never change.
What the hell?
Same thing happened to me back in primary school, except we were learning about how our planets revolve around the sun, and I said that maybe all solar system in the galaxy revolved around a really big star, she said that that was ridiculous, even though I wasn't far off, seeing as we all revolve around a supermassive blackhole.
I was taught that an Oblong that was an egg shape.
I tried to tell them they were wrong and that they were thinking of an OVAL. (Oblong being a rectangle.) But they insisted that they were right and told me not to speak out of place in the classroom.
Funny thing is, do an image search for Oblong in Google, seems I'm not the only person who got taught wrong.
Wow, I remember this happening 2 years ago, in my health class. My teacher told us that we were starting a "drug unit", things just went downhill from there.
Also, I've had a couple of teachers who say that communism doesn't work, socialism isn't used effectively in any "modern" country, and capitalism is the most effective modern economy.
1. In reality, "true" communism CAN be kept stable (no corruption, capitalist "values"), but most likely not as a large country, maybe in a small independent town.
2. ever heard of Europe?
3. don't get me started on capitalism and it's shortcomings... (depression, our current "recession", etc.)
What about Europe? Communism isn't used here. Neither is Socialism.
How is not socialism used here? Well, ok, I have to admit I don't know about the rest of the europe but in finland one of our three major political parties is the social-democratic party. We also have the ..uh, I'm not sure how to translate this.. the Left union, a major party which "identifies with socialism but resigns from "the totaliarism related to it".
I know we have a smattering of Socialist parties here and there, but how many countries actually have Socialism leading them?
Well, Norway at least is currently led by a coalition made up of the Workers Party, Socialist Left-Party, and the Centrist Party... That should count as Socialist...
Ah well, we had this lesson in science in... Freshman year of high school, they showed us a video about how the earth is flat. It was really just people trying to disprove experiments that were proving the earth's oblate spheroid shape, and a guy with an orange and a piece of paper. It was a joke, but I would consider it inaccurate.
"Communism is the rule of society by a single party which maintains a monopoly of political power and suppresses all opposition. Control of the economy via centralized bureaucratic planning."
Yeah, but getting a real number as a result is, you always end up with either positive infinity, negative infinity, or nothing at all, not zero, nothing, which is why precalc spend so much time teaching how to avoid zero's in the denominator of a limit, so that when you get to derivatives in calc, you know to divide out the "h" before taking the limit
[inyourface]
how about zerodivided by zero, by all logic that makes 1
Akai Shizuku: "Communism is the rule of society by a single party which maintains a monopoly of political power and suppresses all opposition. Control of the economy via centralized bureaucratic planning."
Retards.
Are talking about communism in practice or theory?
skyfire_freckles: I was spinning a globe during free time in second grade, looking at all the continents, when I suddenly realized that Africa and South America would fit together almost perfectly. It made me think about what my dad had said about earthquakes, so I went to my teacher and explained my theory: that once upon a time, the continents had all been together once, but earthquakes had broken them apart over time.
She said, "No, of course not," like it was ridiculous. Then she went on to say that the world had always been just the way it was, and would never change.
What the hell?
fundie alert, fundie alert!
I was homeschooled until this year (sophmore in highschool), so I haven't been told any ludicrous lies yet.
Akai Shizuku: "Communism is the rule of society by a single party which maintains a monopoly of political power and suppresses all opposition. Control of the economy via centralized bureaucratic planning."
Retards.
my history teacher is really sarcastic about American hatred of communists (although he believes large scale communism could not work due to human corruption). One time we were talking about Oneidan Communism and other forms of communism and he said "and of course, once we get to bigger communism like Russia- I'll be teaching you that communism is BAD, because that's my job as a US history teacher. Also, its ok to hate communists, they're not real people like us."
Later that day I brought by my commie friend- who sang him the USSR's national anthem IN PERFECT RUSSIAN
One sub teacher said that kangaroos did not come from Australia but rather they came from Africa. The word Bullshit could be heard throught the entire school, apparently. It came from my mouth.
Yeah, but getting a real number as a result is, you always end up with either positive infinity, negative infinity, or nothing at all, not zero, nothing, which is why precalc spend so much time teaching how to avoid zero's in the denominator of a limit, so that when you get to derivatives in calc, you know to divide out the "h" before taking the limit
[inyourface]
how about zerodivided by zero, by all logic that makes 1
[inyourface]
Not by ALL logic, since 0*1943939=0, 0/0=1943939, same with every other number, if this happens, you get a removable discontinuity, so y=NOTHING, y doesn't =0, y=nothing at all
Yeah, but getting a real number as a result is, you always end up with either positive infinity, negative infinity, or nothing at all, not zero, nothing, which is why precalc spend so much time teaching how to avoid zero's in the denominator of a limit, so that when you get to derivatives in calc, you know to divide out the "h" before taking the limit
[inyourface]
how about zerodivided by zero, by all logic that makes 1
Pretty sure I didn't believe most of what I was taught. Atleast up to a point.
Only teacher I ever believed was Socrates, who taught me that the only knowledge I can ever be content to know, is that I know nothing at all. Probably the most true thing I've ever heard.
Almost everything they teach you in high school physics. The first thing you learn when taking physics courses in university is that what they teach you in high school has been out of date since the 1940s but since most people don't need a better understand than that and wouldn't necessarily understand what we know now anyway.
I hope you in enjoy living in a turbulent quantum foam and being made out of gravitationally trapped light and mostly empty space because now you can't unlearn what you are and where you live. Seriously look into it.
I recall being taught that a number less than zero was impossible.
And my brother once nearly failed an elementary school report on a mammal (any mammal) when he wrote about armadillos, apparently his teacher thought they were reptiles.
Wow, I remember this happening 2 years ago, in my health class. My teacher told us that we were starting a "drug unit", things just went downhill from there.
Also, I've had a couple of teachers who say that communism doesn't work, socialism isn't used effectively in any "modern" country, and capitalism is the most effective modern economy.
1. In reality, "true" communism CAN be kept stable (no corruption, capitalist "values"), but most likely not as a large country, maybe in a small independent town.
2. ever heard of Europe?
3. don't get me started on capitalism and it's shortcomings... (depression, our current "recession", etc.)
What about Europe? Communism isn't used here. Neither is Socialism.
How is not socialism used here? Well, ok, I have to admit I don't know about the rest of the europe but in finland one of our three major political parties is the social-democratic party. We also have the ..uh, I'm not sure how to translate this.. the Left union, a major party which "identifies with socialism but resigns from "the totaliarism related to it".
I know we have a smattering of Socialist parties here and there, but how many countries actually have Socialism leading them?
Well, Norway at least is currently led by a coalition made up of the Workers Party, Socialist Left-Party, and the Centrist Party... That should count as Socialist...
I guess you're right about that. In here the socialist ideal is a kind of a thing some young enthusiasts might make a fuzz about but in the big game they end up in the corner. We have a strong lefty underground and activist culture tho'.
JoystickHero: North Korea's schooling, for example, can be pretty much summed up as "It's America's fault."
Zimbabwe's is basically the same, but replace "America" with "Britain".
OT: Surprisingly, the only glaring one I've noticed has been "Maths is useful in future life." Once we called the teacher out on this. Bear in mind that this guy can bite anyone's head off with a snap retort. He was lost for words.
JoystickHero: Capitalism works really well, when it's regulated
Akai Shizuku: "Communism is the rule of society by a single party which maintains a monopoly of political power and suppresses all opposition. Control of the economy via centralized bureaucratic planning."
Retards.
Are talking about communism in practice or theory?
One of the teachers in my school said that insects weren't animals, and turkeys and penguins were 'animals that have wings but are not birds.' Did I mention this is a high school teacher?
Oh, and I just remembered this: What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? I learned that Washington never told a lie. I learned that soldiers seldom die. I learned that everybody's free. And that's what the teacher said to me. That's what I learned in school today. That's what I learned in school.
What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? I learned that policemen are my friends. I learned that justice never ends. I learned that murderers die for their crimes. Even if we make a mistake sometimes. That's what I learned in school today. That's what I learned in school.
What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? I learned our government must be strong. It's always right and never wrong. Our leaders are the finest men. And we elect them again and again. That's what I learned in school today. That's what I learned in school.
What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? What did you learn in school today, Dear little boy of mine? I learned that war is not so bad. I learned of the great ones we have had. We fought in Germany and in France. And some day I might get my chance. That's what I learned in school today. That's what I learned in school.
That is the biggest load of bullshit and fucking lies and proganda I have ever heard. Thank you, my parents, for never moving to America and forcing me to sing lies. I should point out everything wrong with that song. As in EVERY FUCKING LINE is untrue.
BrynThomas: I got the gist that Ares was the god of war, but he represented the brutality and barbarity of it. He wasn't a god you directly worshiped (except truly war obessed people like Spartans), he was one you feared.
Athena being patron of Athens, the big city for Greek enlightment was the goddess of wisdom, but she was a warrior goddess representing the disciplined nature of war, tactics etc.
This is also the impression i have.
Ditto. Even in classical literature writers did cite Ares when describing or depicting the emotions of rage, blood lust and sheer brutality of war. Athena on the otherhand was aligned to the more collected and thoughtful characters such as Oddyseus. Even in non-english translations of works such as the illiad and the oddysey Athena is depicted as the goddess of wisdom, strategy and war. Plus greek civilizations from all three major periods (archaic, classical and hellenistic) seemed to have chosen her as the olympian goddess to give offerings to regarding war.
skyfire_freckles: I was spinning a globe during free time in second grade, looking at all the continents, when I suddenly realized that Africa and South America would fit together almost perfectly. It made me think about what my dad had said about earthquakes, so I went to my teacher and explained my theory: that once upon a time, the continents had all been together once, but earthquakes had broken them apart over time.
She said, "No, of course not," like it was ridiculous. Then she went on to say that the world had always been just the way it was, and would never change.
What the hell?
lol, i had that theory also. It obviously makes sence and if we could turn back the clock we could probably find out it was true. Actually we were once told in Geography that yes there was one big continent and that yes earthquakes broke them appart. Even today small islands are created though some are only a foot long and a foot wide but still, if you can stand on it, i call it an island (ok so i am sad but i do not care lol). I personally think that teacher needs her head examined to teach that subject if she really believes that the world would never change. *random thought: I wonder if maybe she had some religion behind her to make her think that?*
That religion crack isn't fair. I'm fairly Christian like in my beliefs, just much less structured, yet I believe the world has been around a lot more than 6000 years and I'm fairly certain that Pangea was once a continent. We cannot know, only surmise.
The only thing wrong with any religion is the people who force it on others.
OT: I once was recently told that Swine Flu (H1N1) was more dangerous than the regular flu.
Donkey_Kong: My GCSE biology teacher taught us that "anything that you out in the body that isn't food is a drug". So water, air, chewing gum and wax crayons are all drugs :P
The funny thing is the actuall definition is that a drug is omething that affects your body in some way.
I actually had a teacher say that Canada was the biggest country, and I never thought that it could be wrong until one of my friends told me Russia was, about 6 years later