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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1943 Joined: 10 Mar 2009    | I got a text once saying "are you happy with your current phone service? switch to bell" my cellphone is a bell phone -.- ugh... OT: I wouldn't reply costs money |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1032 Joined: 22 Sep 2009    | I had a prank on Halloween. First saying they love me, then at midnight ofering me gay sex. I knew they were going to ring me again soon so i had a Rick Roll on stand-by on youtube. Soon as they rang I blasted Rick down the phone and they hung up straight away. So i would Text-roll them! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 183 Joined: 14 May 2009    | My reply would be a simple "Awhh but I wanted to :( xoxoxo" kind of thing. I once received a text randomly on holiday, it read; "So you think blood is black when it's inside you?". |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2263 Joined: 10 Mar 2009    | "Norwegian baby blood!" Works every time. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1316 Joined: 25 Mar 2009   | "lolwut?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1520 Joined: 1 May 2009  | A better reply would be "doing that with polar bears just isn't right." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 88 Joined: 21 Oct 2009   | "Too late" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1886 Joined: 13 Jun 2009   | Ooh... A bit late. And I never received such a message. I kinda wish I did just to fuck with them. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 |
LOL that be the best thing ever! For once rickroll is useful for something!! XD |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 788 Joined: 13 May 2009    | wow, and i thought i have gotten some preaty random texts.. haha that kind of sucks, but ingnore them i suppose |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2440 Joined: 11 Oct 2008   | That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard come from a random text, no lie. Anything I got was just a mistake... I have nothing that can beat that XD You should have just texted back "too late, motherfucker." |
On the Record  Posts: 5623 Joined: 14 Sep 2008    | "YOU STOLE MY FISH!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2904 Joined: 10 Apr 2009   | "I make no promises!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 |
LOL high five! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3833 Joined: 1 Mar 2009   | "Don't throw seagulls at narwhals." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2465 Joined: 4 Jun 2009   | You need to text something back. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1520 Joined: 1 May 2009 |
My hands are too big... I might steal the img though... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2904 Joined: 10 Apr 2009 |
HEY! You stole my high five! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1520 Joined: 1 May 2009 |
HEY! your fault for getting ninja'd |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 412 Joined: 24 Oct 2009 | I would have said "Your house is already gone. Sorry!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2904 Joined: 10 Apr 2009 |
HEY! Your fault for not being a comedy genius like me!!! D:< |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2892 Joined: 13 May 2009  | I was in Dublin with my friend and he gets a text from someone saying 'Fucking beat him if he's not cooperating'. Ummm... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1520 Joined: 1 May 2009 |
HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :P |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2904 Joined: 10 Apr 2009 |
PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD |
Muckraker  Posts: 324 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     |
Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored? OT:I would probaly reply with something on the lines of "What the fuck?" or "who the hell is this?" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 |
THAT'S IT!!!!
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3031 Joined: 21 Apr 2009     | You obviously don't have to pay for your phone bill. Otherwise you would never consider sending a reply. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 109 Joined: 14 May 2008  | One time about 20 seconds after I turned on my mobile I got a message saying "Turn it off". I't wasn't any of my friends and it was a private number so I never found out who was watching me =d |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 73 Joined: 26 Oct 2009   | Send him a picture of the lolwut pear. Not only annoying, but picture cost extra if he doesn't have that sort of plan. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 |
WHAT? i have unlimited texting....... I just find no point in sending anything. I just like having funny ideas :P |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2912 Joined: 11 Dec 2008  | I'm sensible and mature so I wouldn't do anything... Pffffft. I would attempt to blue tooth a video of me with a lighter to him. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2263 Joined: 10 Mar 2009 |
My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 928 Joined: 14 Jan 2009   | I'm not entirely sure how I'd reply to a text like that. Best random text I've ever gotten though was "Oh, and bring your fire extinguisher. We're gonna get the mailman again." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1821 Joined: 8 Oct 2008 | I would text back, "uh, whoops, I guess we're homeless now." but anyway, I never text so I've never gotten anything like that before. |
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Ok so I was sent home from school today because I puked (don't you just hate that?). I'm waiting on a bench in front of the school waiting for my dad to pick me up. He was taking a while to pick me up so I take out my Cell Phone to see if he sent me anything that was saying that he would take a while. But instead I get a text message from an anonymous person (i seriously don't know who it is) and the text said-
"Don't get any ideas of burning the house down"
So I'm going "What the hell!?" I was actually thinking of responding to the text and responding
"don't think about polar bears"
Just to mess with the person seeing how he was messing with me.
So if you responded to this person what would your text say to the person?