Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?
My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective.
ok, I just wondered if you didn't like us or whatever. But as i can probaly guess, it worked.
Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?
My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective.
And we all know we Norwegians are awesome, and that our baby blood can cure every disease, up to and including death.
I got a few weird texts, but the one that really takes the cake... "mmm cake", "no bad knight get on with the post" (slaps self in face.) ok anyway the worse one, was a text saying...
'Don't ask who I am but I should warn you, in three weeks time this world will be invaded by, Dolphins with rocket launchers, run now'. (I think you could imagine my reaction to this)
However I decided to humor him or her, with my own random reply.
My reply was.
"Don't worry I'm sure the armored Penquins with laser guns on their backs will save us."
Oh almost forgot, about the burning down house text.
I would say.
"Ooh the house, er yeah about that, well you see there was this accident, and well things got out of control."
0p3rati0n: Ok so I was sent home from school today because I puked (don't you just hate that?). I'm waiting on a bench in front of the school waiting for my dad to pick me up. He was taking a while to pick me up so I take out my Cell Phone to see if he sent me anything that was saying that he would take a while. But instead I get a text message from an anonymous person (i seriously don't know who it is) and the text said-
"Don't get any ideas of burning the house down"
So I'm going "What the hell!?" I was actually thinking of responding to the text and responding
"don't think about polar bears"
Just to mess with the person seeing how he was messing with me.
So if you responded to this person what would your text say to the person?
It sounds like it was a text from YOU from the FUTURE.
Little did you know, that text caused you to think about burning the house down... and so it happened.
Never gotten anything like that before. I've gotten chain letters, drunk/high texts from friends, but nothing beyond that. Huh, the other person probably just got the wrong number, I think.
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...
One he quite obviously can't keep
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!
And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...
One he quite obviously can't keep
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!
And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.
Hmmm, well it's probably someone you know with a wierd sense of humor, writing something in hopes you'll tell them later "you know while I was waiting to be picked up, I got this wierd message..."
Either that or your now cursed through your Cell Phone by evil spirits, black magic, demons, or some dude with advanced science sending brainwave signals to make you hallucinate. If this happens and in your last moments you get one of those cute japanese girls with the long hair, tell her to use some Shampoo and send her my way. >:)
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...
One he quite obviously can't keep
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!
And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.
No, every joke isnt stolen... its an act that is widely frowned upon by comedians, they dont take stealing jokes lightly.
"So...you expect me to talk, Mishter Bond?" Or "Oh, but now what am I supposed to do with this bottle of flammable liquid and the lit rag hanging over the top?"
HE Starwind: My reply would be a simple "Awhh but I wanted to :( xoxoxo" kind of thing. I once received a text randomly on holiday, it read; "So you think blood is black when it's inside you?".
No, its blue. Lol. Anyways OT: yeah, i would have responded. A good laugh is worth more than a text.
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...
One he quite obviously can't keep
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!
And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.
No, every joke isnt stolen... its an act that is widely frowned upon by comedians, they dont take stealing jokes lightly.
Every joke has been used before the user doesn't always know
ok, I just wondered if you didn't like us or whatever. But as i can probaly guess, it worked.