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Muckraker
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Joined: 14 Apr 2009

Armored Prayer:

zerzxes:

Armored Prayer:
"Norwegian baby blood!"

Works every time.

Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?

My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective.

ok, I just wondered if you didn't like us or whatever. But as i can probaly guess, it worked.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1430
Joined: 23 Oct 2008

oh this brings back memories of when i had a cell phone. my friends and i had a competition to see who could text the biggest mind fuk.

hmmm, responses ive personnaly used were:
Ah......uh.....hmmm......oh niglet, why do you LET ME STICK MY "watermelon" IN YOU LIKE "this"!?

and

chickety china the chinese chicken have a drumstick and I WILL F%<K YOU UP!....maybe.....

Press Junketeer
Posts: 429
Joined: 11 Feb 2009

Armored Prayer:

zerzxes:

Armored Prayer:
"Norwegian baby blood!"

Works every time.

Why Norwgian baby blood? why Nowregian? Am I as a Norwegian supposed to be offended or honored?

My apologies, I mean not to offend you or Norwegians in general. I was based on a completely random saying my friend uses to confuse the crap out of people. We all thought it was pretty funny, random, and effective.

And we all know we Norwegians are awesome, and that our baby blood can cure every disease, up to and including death.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 602
Joined: 24 May 2009

I have got a text saying 'Don't do drugs' from a random person, so i replied 'unless you get them for free' i never got a reply

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1342
Joined: 10 Sep 2009

I got a few weird texts, but the one that really takes the cake... "mmm cake", "no bad knight get on with the post" (slaps self in face.) ok anyway the worse one, was a text saying...

'Don't ask who I am but I should warn you, in three weeks time this world will be invaded by, Dolphins with rocket launchers, run now'. (I think you could imagine my reaction to this)

However I decided to humor him or her, with my own random reply.

My reply was.

"Don't worry I'm sure the armored Penquins with laser guns on their backs will save us."

Oh almost forgot, about the burning down house text.

I would say.

"Ooh the house, er yeah about that, well you see there was this accident, and well things got out of control."

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1206
Joined: 4 Dec 2008

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

0p3rati0n:

Evil Jak:
"I make no promises!"

LOL high five!
image

My hands too big...

I might steal the img though...

HEY! You stole my high five!

HEY! your fault for getting ninja'd

HEY! Your fault for not being a comedy genius like me!!! D:<

Thread derailment much? =P

I'd probably say "Watch out for the invisible duck strapped to your head! BWAHAHAHA".
*Ahem*
Bit of a random streak there...

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1049
Joined: 20 May 2009

As much as I hate it, the rick roll over the phone wins.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 779
Joined: 6 Oct 2009

don't have a cell phone

Copy Clerk
Posts: 54
Joined: 1 Nov 2009

Then can I rape you with tentacles instead?

Copy Clerk
Posts: 67
Joined: 17 Oct 2009

"Okay, can you tell me that BEFORE I do it next time?"

Press Junketeer
Posts: 470
Joined: 30 Sep 2008

0p3rati0n:
Ok so I was sent home from school today because I puked (don't you just hate that?). I'm waiting on a bench in front of the school waiting for my dad to pick me up. He was taking a while to pick me up so I take out my Cell Phone to see if he sent me anything that was saying that he would take a while. But instead I get a text message from an anonymous person (i seriously don't know who it is) and the text said-

"Don't get any ideas of burning the house down"

So I'm going "What the hell!?" I was actually thinking of responding to the text and responding

"don't think about polar bears"

Just to mess with the person seeing how he was messing with me.

So if you responded to this person what would your text say to the person?

It sounds like it was a text from YOU from the FUTURE.

Little did you know, that text caused you to think about burning the house down... and so it happened.

AHHHHHHHHH

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1044
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

"Too late,seeya at the hostel!"

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1524
Joined: 1 May 2009

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :P

PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD

You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2904
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :P

PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD

You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you

Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1524
Joined: 1 May 2009

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :P

PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD

You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you

Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.

I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...

and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1165
Joined: 29 Jul 2009

0p3rati0n:

Evil Jak:
"I make no promises!"

LOL high five!
image

Your high five is small.
Lol.

OT:
"I am from the future.
Your house has burned down 250 years ago.
You died in the fire.
You are a lie."

Muckraker
Posts: 240
Joined: 30 Jul 2008

Never gotten anything like that before. I've gotten chain letters, drunk/high texts from friends, but nothing beyond that. Huh, the other person probably just got the wrong number, I think.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2904
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :P

PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD

You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you

Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.

I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...

and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment

No, what I said insulted you AND Dane Cook... it was a twofer.

And what you said was bland.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2445
Joined: 19 Feb 2009

"There should be rules to this"

Simple and easy to understand

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1524
Joined: 1 May 2009

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :P

PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD

You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you

Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.

I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...

and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment

No, what I said insulted you AND Dane Cook... it was a twofer.

And what you said was bland.

And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 6 Jun 2008

"Banana hammock monkey butter?"

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 10 Apr 2009

wolfy098:

And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep

Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!

And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.

Beat Writer
Posts: 128
Joined: 1 Nov 2009

i would text back "oh but i will"

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1524
Joined: 1 May 2009

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep

Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!

And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.

No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2567
Joined: 29 Aug 2009

"Thanks for giving me the idea" would have to be my reply...

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1676
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

Hmmm, well it's probably someone you know with a wierd sense of humor, writing something in hopes you'll tell them later "you know while I was waiting to be picked up, I got this wierd message..."

Either that or your now cursed through your Cell Phone by evil spirits, black magic, demons, or some dude with advanced science sending brainwave signals to make you hallucinate. If this happens and in your last moments you get one of those cute japanese girls with the long hair, tell her to use some Shampoo and send her my way. >:)

Muckraker
Posts: 307
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

"But the voices tell me to burn things... I like burning things."

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2904
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep

Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!

And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.

No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.

No, every joke isnt stolen... its an act that is widely frowned upon by comedians, they dont take stealing jokes lightly.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3195
Joined: 23 Apr 2009

"Don't worry, The voices in my head told me to do it a long time ago"

"Do you hear the voices too?"

PROBATION
Posts: 364
Joined: 9 Jul 2009

"You just lost The Game."

User was put on probation for: Normandy Beach-esque moments in Games (Spoiler Warning). (3 days)
On the Record
Posts: 6461
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

"So...you expect me to talk, Mishter Bond?"
Or
"Oh, but now what am I supposed to do with this bottle of flammable liquid and the lit rag hanging over the top?"

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1521
Joined: 4 Oct 2008

The_ModeRazor:

"I am from the future.
Your house has burned down 250 years ago.
You died in the fire.
You are a lie."

"..and where..is.. Sarah Connor!"

..don't ask. I just felt the need to add that.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2221
Joined: 28 Jun 2009

HE Starwind:
My reply would be a simple "Awhh but I wanted to :( xoxoxo" kind of thing. I once received a text randomly on holiday, it read; "So you think blood is black when it's inside you?".

No, its blue. Lol. Anyways OT: yeah, i would have responded. A good laugh is worth more than a text.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3370
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

I once got a phone call from someone who as soon as I answered said "Hey Romeo!"

To which I replied "Nay, tis Mercutio to whom you speak, what doth thou require?"

Confused the hell out of the poor guy.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1524
Joined: 1 May 2009

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

Evil Jak:

wolfy098:

And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep

Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!

And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.

No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.

No, every joke isnt stolen... its an act that is widely frowned upon by comedians, they dont take stealing jokes lightly.

Every joke has been used before
the user doesn't always know

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