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Copy Clerk
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ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

Paperboy
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Joined: 16 Jul 2009

Good luck dude

Pulitzer Laureate
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Word. Hope you feel better, whoever you are.

Pulitzer Laureate
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That is really tragic and all, but it's almost impossible to read. At least use punctuation.

Infamous Scribbler
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Good recovery!

Gone Gonzo
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I wish you all the best and am glad that you are recovering.
May I ask why she did it?

Copy Clerk
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stabbed in the eye with a knife? Seriously, I thought me and my family fought, but jesus christ...

Infamous Scribbler
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Hoppetussa:
That is really tragic and all, but it's almost impossible to read. At least use punctuation.

I was gonna say this too, but he's only typing with one hand. And given his situation (if it's true, mind you) I'd give him a pass.

Anyways, good to hear you're feeling better uhhh... you there.

Side note: Do I even want to know what you have to do to get stabbed in the eye with a knife like that? Or should I not ask...

Gone Gonzo
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Um....okay...did this need a thread?

And congrats on the news of a full recovert. I most certainly remember what it felt like when I head to wear an eye patch for a month because some hit me in the head with a skateboard.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Ah, that sucks. Get well soon.

Gone Gonzo
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Ouch!

I hope you get well soon.

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Suiseiseki IRL:
Um....okay...did this need a thread?

And congrats on the news of a full recovert. I most certainly remember what it felt like when I head to wear an eye patch for a month because some hit me in the head with a skateboard.

Look, I said I was sorry!
I was just trying to grind!
It's not my fault your head is rail-shaped...

Anyway, uh...
Cool, I guess.

Gone Gonzo
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Oh...that's nice.

I accidentally hit myself in the eye with a lollypop stick once, I had to wear an eye-patch for a week >_<

Gone Gonzo
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sunami88:

Hoppetussa:
That is really tragic and all, but it's almost impossible to read. At least use punctuation.

I was gonna say this too, but he's only typing with one hand. And given his situation (if it's true, mind you) I'd give him a pass.

Anyways, good to hear you're feeling better uhhh... you there.

Side note: Do I even want to know what you have to do to get stabbed in the eye with a knife like that? Or should I not ask...

Yeah, I was wondering what requirements you have to fulfill to get an eye stabbing...maybe it was an accident?! :o

Gone Gonzo
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Ciarang:
Oh...that's nice.

I accidentally hit myself in the eye with a lollypop stick once, I had to wear an eye-patch for a week >_<

David Bowie took an entire lollipop to the eye... it was stuck in there and gross! D:

At least, I think it was David Bowie...

Beat Writer
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Your sister must be a psycho
I thought mine was bad

Infamous Scribbler
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infested:
say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife

Good luck with your life and rehab. But what!!!!!! Really? What the hell man. That is shocking... i don't like my brother but... uurrggghhh...*shudders*
Great luck though dude. :)

Gone Gonzo
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Your sister stabbed you in your left eye with a 13 inch knife??? What. The. F***?

Gone Gonzo
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infested:
ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

and you still haven't discovered the wonders of spellcheck or Punctuation. oh the joys!

Gone Gonzo
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Evil Jak:

Ciarang:
Oh...that's nice.

I accidentally hit myself in the eye with a lollypop stick once, I had to wear an eye-patch for a week >_<

David Bowie took an entire lollipop to the eye... it was stuck in there and gross! D:

At least, I think it was David Bowie...

Ahh dude!

I quickly googled it and saw a picture....eww!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 11 May 2009

good luck on the recovery thing.

Gone Gonzo
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infested:
ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

how long? I was in recovery from two surgeries on my feet for a year and two months.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 19 Feb 2009

Your sister did what? Why would you stab someone in the eye unless you're trying to kill them?

Gone Gonzo
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Replying to your title: If it's not in black or with a new rap I will be pissed off...

OT: Seriously?!? Fucking hell! What the hell was your sister thinking, get the police on her or stab her back

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 11 Jul 2008

Well done on your recovery so far, good luck in the future.

Gone Gonzo
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I wish you all the best with your recovery.

Also your sister stabbed you in the eye, in the eye! I mean, please don't take this the wrong way or anything, but please tell me she received some kind of law enforced punishment.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 11 Mar 2009

infested:
ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

Why did she stab you? I thought my sister was bad.

Gone Gonzo
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I can't believe the amount of Grammar Nazi's in this thread WAAAAAAAAAHHHH'ing over punctuation. Cry some more.

The guy was stabbed in the eye and lost control over half his body, cut him some goddamn slack.

Good luck OP dude.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Wow, that sucks, hope you, ya know, get the use of that side back.

So, what'd you do to her to pay her back?

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 22 Aug 2008

Hope you recover well dude.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 22 Apr 2009

I've seen a couple of "I'm back from x" posts on the escapist before, but this is by far the most bizarre. I don't mean to be crass, but I can't help but observe that this story is strange enough I can't really bring myself to believe it.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 15 Jun 2009

That's insane.. hope you make a full recovery, good luck.

One of my friends almost stabbed another of my friends in the eye a few years ago. One was holding the knife quite unsafely and the other turned his head quickly and stopped about an inch from the tip. My brother has actually been shot in the face (not hitting anything vital), it's a crazy world, man!

Also, please wear a cool eyepatch.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 26 Jul 2009

Why dd youe sister stab you?

It is nice that you are happy, though I don't know who you are.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 8 Oct 2008

You seem like your doing fantastic. Good luck in the future (Y)

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 24 Feb 2009

I normally wouldn't condone violence but you know, an eye for an eye.

I'm sorry I just could not let that joke pass by

OT: Good luck with the rehab

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