Oh Mein Gott.

Your sister should be jailed for trying to kill you and destroying one of your eyes (i guess that they don't recover from such gruesome wounds). And i thought my brother was bad. I wish i could help you. Best of luck to you.

One and only - and pretty irrelevant - benefit you've got is that eyepatch or a proper glass eye will make you most badass guy on the block. I suggest crafting some kind of new,intiminading image for yourself,so you'll at least get SOMETHING out of that disaster.

Kpt._Rob:
I've seen a couple of "I'm back from x" posts on the escapist before, but this is by far the most bizarre. I don't mean to be crass, but I can't help but observe that this story is strange enough I can't really bring myself to believe it.

Low post count, recently joined... And this is one of the first things he does?

I'm in agreement, but his posts a month ago might give it some credibility.

Proof.

OP: If it's true, then I wish you a speedy recovery.

And I care...why?
Seriously though, why tell us about this?
Now you can have an eyepatch like a pirate!
Don't worry, about a thing.

Good look for a full recovery. My sister did something similar(just not with a knife) several years ago and now the only effect is colourblindness in my right eye.

Having a hard time believing you.

Anyway, welcome back whoever you are.

Don't really believe you

Sorry, but it's a pretty vague story. 13 inches? Good grief

If, by some horrible deal of fate, this is true, god speed your recovery

Hoppetussa:
That is really tragic and all, but it's almost impossible to read. At least use punctuation.

He has one working arm, give him a damn break!

OP: Hope you get better man, stupid crap like that happens to good people much too often.

StarStruckStrumpets:
And I care...why?
Seriously though, why tell us about this?
Now you can have an eyepatch like a pirate!
Don't worry, about a thing.

*ahem*
Or an eyepatch like the daddy of all things awesome, no I'm not talking about Eeyore, i'm talking of ....

Should I know who OP is??

Um....unlucky.

Out of curiousity surely a 13 inch knife would go straight through you're eye and into you're skull?

Even though nobody actually noticed your disappearance, I congratulate you on your recovery.

Also, your sister sucks.

Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Wow.. What the hell is wrong with your sister? Kick her ass..

Also, sorry to sound like a dick, but, who are you? And why are you posting this?

I mean, at least provide us with a backstory or something, instead of just assuming that we had known that you left, and that we know what the hell happened to you.

I wish you a speedy recovery.

StarStruckStrumpets:
And I care...why?
Seriously though, why tell us about this?
Now you can have an eyepatch like a pirate!
Don't worry, about a thing.

Obviously you don't. Which makes me wonder why you took the time to both read and reply. Every single person on the forums doesn't have to be interested for something to be a valid thread.

Bartiism:
Um....unlucky.

Out of curiousity surely a 13 inch knife would go straight through you're eye and into you're skull?

I'm guessing it did, since he lost control of half his body. Simply having lost an eye normally doesn't do that to you.

I was gonna say about grammer and punctuation, but after I started reading it I'm glad I didn't. I wish you good luck in making a quick and full recovery.

Wait, who are you and when did you leave?

Also, congrats...

...I guess.

So I will be nice and just skip the whole "Yeah... Don't know you and never even noticed you were gone" and just get to the part we all want to know.
Why did she stab you? What did you do to deserve it? And if you did not do something to deserve it then how are you gonna make the little bitch pay?

infested:
ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

wow, why the fuck did she stab you like that?

good luck on the recovery dude

Haha, Jesus Christ. 13 inches in your head? how are you alive xD

sneakypenguin:
Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

AkJay:
Haha, Jesus Christ. 13 inches in your head? how are you alive xD

Via the ancient technique of (hopefully temporarily) losing control of half of his body, from the sounds of it.

Erana:

sneakypenguin:
Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

Pretty much this for all the rest of you. There's no real reason not to believe this is true. I can't believe the ammount of arseholes on the Escapist sometimes...

OT - Good to have you back! Allow me to chime in with the "How/why the fuck did she stab you in the eye!?" crowd.

Erana:

sneakypenguin:
Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

Eh, not so much a fan of catering to the internet trend of trolling for attn. Lol even if my reply doesn't contribute much, it still makes me feel better to acknowledge the ridiculous story as such.

Chipperz:
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Pretty much this for all the rest of you. There's no real reason not to believe this is true. I can't believe the ammount of arseholes on the Escapist sometimes...

There is a very real reason not to believe this as true. There is no evidence of such, this is his one and only post in like 3 weeks. And there is not any clarifying statements as to why/how this happened. Why is there an obligation to trend towards acceptance. Especially when there is no supporting data?

Hoppetussa:
That is really tragic and all, but it's almost impossible to read. At least use punctuation.

A man gets stabbed with a knife in the eye and is in rehab and you're asking for punctuation?

Anywho welcome back, I dunno you but good luck and all that.

I thought that my partner getting stabbed by his brother with a screw driver (close to the groin) when they were kids was bad. Best of luck, hope the recovery goes well.

sneakypenguin:

Erana:

sneakypenguin:
Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

Eh, not so much a fan of catering to the internet trend of trolling for attn. Lol even if my reply doesn't contribute much, it still makes me feel better to acknowledge the ridiculous story as such.

So, at best, you're a cynic, and at worst, you're telling a guy who got stabbed in the face by her sister and can't use half his body, "You're just an attention whore."

That's you're choice, and I guess I can't stop you.

Erana:

So, at best, you're a cynic, and at worst, you're telling a guy who got stabbed in the face by her sister and can't use half his body, "You're just an attention whore."

That's you're choice, and I guess I can't stop you.

Nope, i'd gladly take back my skepticism, but the cynical side is screaming. Heck even if he just posted one more time in the thread it would lend enough credibility for me to retract previous analysis. I personally don't see that even if I'm wrong that its a mean position to take. Just a careful one.

sneakypenguin:

Chipperz:
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Pretty much this for all the rest of you. There's no real reason not to believe this is true. I can't believe the ammount of arseholes on the Escapist sometimes...

There is a very real reason not to believe this as true. There is no evidence of such, this is his one and only post in like 3 weeks. And there is not any clarifying statements as to why/how this happened. Why is there an obligation to trend towards acceptance. Especially when there is no supporting data?

OK, let's look at this with the facts we've been given. He has said he's been in rehab for a month. You say you won't believe him because he hasn't posted anything "in like 3 weeks". I assume you don't see the blissful irony of two supporting statements?

Seriously, if he came back and said "I'm sorry, I've been away from a month at hooker school, but I'm taking time out of teaching girl on girl mud wrestling to post an update", I'd be first in the pics or it didn't happen line. As it happens, the people on here telling him they don't care or that they don't believe him are either ridiculing someone who's been stabbed in the eye, or are trying to look clever for bonus intarwebz - neither is particularly brilliant...

*thumbs up* Hey man, you're back!
Good luck with the rehab

Skeleon:
I wish you all the best and am glad that you are recovering.
May I ask why she did it?

My sentiments and question exactly.

Zeeky_Santos:

infested:
ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

and you still haven't discovered the wonders of spellcheck or Punctuation. oh the joys!

He's using one hand, give the guy some credit! He got stabbed in the eye!

well thanks for the support. only thing to come back now is some of left hand and most muscles in the upper arm.
I can now close my left hand but I can't open it volentarily, i have to let it rest to open or open it with the right.

But I am going home in the morning.
I'll be playing my guitar in time.

Damn! Why did your sister stab you?

I'm not to sure if I believe you, but gratz for the recovery, ect.