Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?
Calapidgeon Superman: Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?
Calapidgeon Superman: Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?
Take 'em to a strip club.
That's the way to do it!
I'd probably take them to the town centre, then show them 4chan, heh heh heh...
Tell them to leave before it's too late, but if they refuse then I will buy all types of food from around the world(since Britain has alot of foreign foods) then ask if they had sports on their planet. Take it to a football game and then complain about the weather. I will plan alot more things probably but meh.
Calapidgeon Superman: Imagine that by some arbitrary decision you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society. What would it be, and how would you do it?
I think it would be important to start with math. How else are they going to communicate with us?
Calapidgeon Superman: Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?
Take 'em to a strip club.
That's the way to do it!
I'd probably take them to the town centre, then show them 4chan, heh heh heh...
oh hehehe.....NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! We want them to LIKE us! Not run away in terror!...unless an all out war starts, in which case it becomes our secret weapon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA*cough cough*wheeze*
but seriously, i'd just show them halo and the like, to show them in all likely hood what will happen.
Find a picture of Ratchet on the Web and ask: "Have you seen that guy before?"
In seriousness,i'd probably introduce them to our music - from classical to rock-n-roll. Music unites humans of different cultures,why won't it work on aliens? That's assuming,of course they already know the basest of basics - that we are carbon-based,breathe oxygen,our counting and measuring conventions,etcetera.
Calapidgeon Superman: Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?
Take 'em to a strip club.
That's the way to do it!
I'd probably take them to the town centre, then show them 4chan, heh heh heh...
oh hehehe.....NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! We want them to LIKE us! Not run away in terror!...unless an all out war starts, in which case it becomes our secret weapon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA*cough cough*wheeze*
but seriously, i'd just show them halo and the like, to show them in all likely hood what will happen.
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?
it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?
Worse,my friend. MUCH WORSE.
What's with all the 4chan hate on this site? :\ I mean, /b/ is just...awful, unless you want a random stripper to write your name on herself somewhere... But stay away from the NSFW boards and it's just a normal imageboard.
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?
it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.
Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting
What's with all the 4chan hate on this site? :\ I mean, /b/ is just...awful, unless you want a random stripper to write your name on herself somewhere... But stay away from the NSFW boards and it's just a normal imageboard.
/b/ kills your brain in about eight nanoseconds. For your information,most Third Reich citizens were clueless,innocent people just following charismatic leader. But we still don't like Nazi Germany,do we? Other boards may be half-decent,but anyone's best bet is to stay the hell away nontheless.
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?
it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.
Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?
it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.
Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting
ha, thats just funny.
just go there.
www.4chan.org
make sure to go to section B
If I'm not back in 5 minutes call the authorities...
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?
it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.
Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting
ha, thats just funny.
just go there.
www.4chan.org
make sure to go to section B
If I'm not back in 5 minutes call the authorities...
i should warn you, there is a very REAL possibility you could be arrested.
any way, back on topic.........cant we just kill them all? I mean, do we need aliens?
Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?