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Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?

Calapidgeon Superman:
Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?

Take 'em to a strip club.

Ask them if they would stop abducting people and then anally probing them, please.

Amnestic:

Calapidgeon Superman:
Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?

Take 'em to a strip club.

That's the way to do it!

I'd probably take them to the town centre, then show them 4chan, heh heh heh...

show them porn the internet.

I'd show them Youtube, were all the world greatest feats are shown. *sarcasm*

Or maybe take them to a local Starbucks.

I'd show them reality TV then tell them to save themselves.

Sit them down and let them watch ALL of the Star Trek series... simply saying, thats all you need to know about us...

kill them all with a mini gun and then say "greetings" (hey their going to kill us any way right?)

Tell them to leave before it's too late, but if they refuse then I will buy all types of food from around the world(since Britain has alot of foreign foods) then ask if they had sports on their planet. Take it to a football game and then complain about the weather. I will plan alot more things probably but meh.

Let them read Stranger in a Strange Land.

Calapidgeon Superman:
Imagine that by some arbitrary decision you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society. What would it be, and how would you do it?

I think it would be important to start with math. How else are they going to communicate with us?

Make it clear that we use base 10.

Ciarang:

Amnestic:

Calapidgeon Superman:
Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?

Take 'em to a strip club.

That's the way to do it!

I'd probably take them to the town centre, then show them 4chan, heh heh heh...

oh hehehe.....NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! We want them to LIKE us! Not run away in terror!...unless an all out war starts, in which case it becomes our secret weapon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA*cough cough*wheeze*

but seriously, i'd just show them halo and the like, to show them in all likely hood what will happen.

I'd give them a TV with Travel Channel, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet, then sit down at watch TV with them for a few hours.

Find a picture of Ratchet on the Web and ask: "Have you seen that guy before?"

In seriousness,i'd probably introduce them to our music - from classical to rock-n-roll. Music unites humans of different cultures,why won't it work on aliens? That's assuming,of course they already know the basest of basics - that we are carbon-based,breathe oxygen,our counting and measuring conventions,etcetera.

Lullabye:

Ciarang:

Amnestic:

Calapidgeon Superman:
Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?

Take 'em to a strip club.

That's the way to do it!

I'd probably take them to the town centre, then show them 4chan, heh heh heh...

oh hehehe.....NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! We want them to LIKE us! Not run away in terror!...unless an all out war starts, in which case it becomes our secret weapon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA*cough cough*wheeze*

but seriously, i'd just show them halo and the like, to show them in all likely hood what will happen.

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

Worse,my friend. MUCH WORSE.

It's the disgestive tract of the Internet.

Well, I've been here for years and I still don't understand humans at all.

Kollega:

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

Worse,my friend. MUCH WORSE.

It's the disgestive tract of the Internet.

I think I'll stop here since my therapist is on holiday

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.

Calapidgeon Superman:

Kollega:

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

Worse,my friend. MUCH WORSE.

It's the disgestive tract of the Internet.

I think I'll stop here since my therapist is on holiday

Wise choice,buddy. Wise choice.

Kollega:

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

Worse,my friend. MUCH WORSE.

What's with all the 4chan hate on this site? :\
I mean, /b/ is just...awful, unless you want a random stripper to write your name on herself somewhere...
But stay away from the NSFW boards and it's just a normal imageboard.

Nightzirk:

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.

Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting

It depends. Is this alien more or less advanced than us?!

Ciarang:

What's with all the 4chan hate on this site? :\
I mean, /b/ is just...awful, unless you want a random stripper to write your name on herself somewhere...
But stay away from the NSFW boards and it's just a normal imageboard.

/b/ kills your brain in about eight nanoseconds. For your information,most Third Reich citizens were clueless,innocent people just following charismatic leader. But we still don't like Nazi Germany,do we? Other boards may be half-decent,but anyone's best bet is to stay the hell away nontheless.

Calapidgeon Superman:

Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting

Well,/b/ is basically that kind of stuff. And worse.

Now stop with offtopic already.

Take them somewhere and show them the ninja monkeys that hide on my roof ... porn ... the pile of dead babys in my garage the internet...

Distorted Stu:
It depends. Is this alien more or less advanced than us?!

Whichever you prefer its up to you, but if they are visiting Earth they must be somewhat more advanced than us

Calapidgeon Superman:

Nightzirk:

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.

Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting

ha, thats just funny.

just go there.

www.4chan.org

make sure to go to section B

Lullabye:

Calapidgeon Superman:

Nightzirk:

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.

Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting

ha, thats just funny.

just go there.

www.4chan.org

make sure to go to section B

If I'm not back in 5 minutes call the authorities...

i would show them this thread

Calapidgeon Superman:

Lullabye:

Calapidgeon Superman:

Nightzirk:

Calapidgeon Superman:

I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club?

it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way.

Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting

ha, thats just funny.

just go there.

www.4chan.org

make sure to go to section B

If I'm not back in 5 minutes call the authorities...

i should warn you, there is a very REAL possibility you could be arrested.

any way, back on topic.........cant we just kill them all? I mean, do we need aliens?

lolcats

While waving a bowie knife around , I'll warn them that we are a extremely violence people. Then show them destroy all humans.

TAKE ME WITH YOU

when they ask for a reason why, I'll show 'em the Internet...and Bigotry

Have fun on stinky ol' Earth, I'm biggin' it up on Neptune!

GrinningManiac:
TAKE ME WITH YOU

when they ask for a reason why, I'll show 'em the Internet...and Bigotry

Have fun on stinky ol' Earth, I'm biggin' it up on Neptune!

Yeah well I'm visiting uranus!

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