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Beat Writer  Posts: 223 Joined: 4 Feb 2009     | |
On the Record  Posts: 6994 Joined: 22 Aug 2008     |
Take 'em to a strip club. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3201 Joined: 12 Nov 2008    | Ask them if they would stop abducting people and then anally probing them, please. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1204 Joined: 4 Dec 2008    |
I'd probably take them to the town centre, then show them 4chan, heh heh heh... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1355 Joined: 11 May 2009     | show them |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2263 Joined: 10 Mar 2009   | I'd show them Youtube, were all the world greatest feats are shown. *sarcasm* Or maybe take them to a local Starbucks. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1049 Joined: 20 May 2009  | I'd show them reality TV then tell them to save themselves. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2904 Joined: 10 Apr 2009   | Sit them down and let them watch ALL of the Star Trek series... simply saying, thats all you need to know about us... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     | kill them all with a mini gun and then say "greetings" (hey their going to kill us any way right?) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3023 Joined: 21 May 2009    | Tell them to leave before it's too late, but if they refuse then I will buy all types of food from around the world(since Britain has alot of foreign foods) then ask if they had sports on their planet. Take it to a football game and then complain about the weather. I will plan alot more things probably but meh. |
Muckraker  Posts: 240 Joined: 4 Jun 2009     | Let them read Stranger in a Strange Land. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1181 Joined: 11 Sep 2008    |
I think it would be important to start with math. How else are they going to communicate with us? Make it clear that we use base 10. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1422 Joined: 23 Oct 2008  |
oh hehehe.....NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! We want them to LIKE us! Not run away in terror!...unless an all out war starts, in which case it becomes our secret weapon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA*cough cough*wheeze* but seriously, i'd just show them halo and the like, to show them in all likely hood what will happen. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2796 Joined: 20 Feb 2009 | I'd give them a TV with Travel Channel, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet, then sit down at watch TV with them for a few hours. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2061 Joined: 5 Jun 2009   | Find a picture of Ratchet on the Web and ask: "Have you seen that guy before?" In seriousness,i'd probably introduce them to our music - from classical to rock-n-roll. Music unites humans of different cultures,why won't it work on aliens? That's assuming,of course they already know the basest of basics - that we are carbon-based,breathe oxygen,our counting and measuring conventions,etcetera. |
Beat Writer Posts: 223 Joined: 4 Feb 2009 |
I feel like I'm missing out here, what prey is 4chan? A strip club? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2061 Joined: 5 Jun 2009 |
Worse,my friend. MUCH WORSE. It's the disgestive tract of the Internet. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2351 Joined: 5 May 2008   | Well, I've been here for years and I still don't understand humans at all. |
Beat Writer Posts: 223 Joined: 4 Feb 2009 |
I think I'll stop here since my therapist is on holiday |
Beat Writer Posts: 205 Joined: 30 Oct 2008   |
it's...it's...an UNTOUCHED soul! Flee now before it is too late. forget everything you read here and continue with your oblivious life. Trust me, it's better this way. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2061 Joined: 5 Jun 2009 |
Wise choice,buddy. Wise choice. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1204 Joined: 4 Dec 2008 |
What's with all the 4chan hate on this site? :\ |
Beat Writer Posts: 223 Joined: 4 Feb 2009 |
Mind you it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup, or 4 girls fingerpainting |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1044 Joined: 22 Sep 2009 | It depends. Is this alien more or less advanced than us?! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2061 Joined: 5 Jun 2009 |
/b/ kills your brain in about eight nanoseconds. For your information,most Third Reich citizens were clueless,innocent people just following charismatic leader. But we still don't like Nazi Germany,do we? Other boards may be half-decent,but anyone's best bet is to stay the hell away nontheless.
Well,/b/ is basically that kind of stuff. And worse. Now stop with offtopic already. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 126 Joined: 3 Oct 2009   | Take them somewhere and show them |
Beat Writer Posts: 223 Joined: 4 Feb 2009 |
Whichever you prefer its up to you, but if they are visiting Earth they must be somewhat more advanced than us |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1422 Joined: 23 Oct 2008 |
ha, thats just funny. just go there. www.4chan.org make sure to go to section B |
Beat Writer Posts: 223 Joined: 4 Feb 2009 |
If I'm not back in 5 minutes call the authorities... |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 28 May 2009    | i would show them this thread |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1422 Joined: 23 Oct 2008 |
i should warn you, there is a very REAL possibility you could be arrested. any way, back on topic.........cant we just kill them all? I mean, do we need aliens? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1320 Joined: 25 Mar 2009  | lolcats |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1211 Joined: 17 Apr 2009 | While waving a bowie knife around , I'll warn them that we are a extremely violence people. Then show them destroy all humans. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1406 Joined: 11 Jun 2009 | TAKE ME WITH YOU when they ask for a reason why, I'll show 'em the Internet...and Bigotry Have fun on stinky ol' Earth, I'm biggin' it up on Neptune! |
Beat Writer Posts: 223 Joined: 4 Feb 2009 |
Yeah well I'm visiting uranus! |
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Ok imagine if you will that by some arbitrary desination you are asked by the government to help teach a visiting ailen one aspect of our culture/society what would it be and how would you do it?