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Poll: What would you do? (If you were able to do so)


What would you do? (If you were able to do so)
Destroy religion
32.5% (38)
32.5% (38)
Make racism totally repulsive, racists will be shot on sight
14.5% (17)
14.5% (17)
Summon a demonic legion to overthrow governments
28.2% (33)
28.2% (33)
Become a serial killer
4.3% (5)
4.3% (5)
Kill the person with the idea of expelling gaming
15.4% (18)
15.4% (18)
Kill me
3.4% (4)
3.4% (4)
Kill yourself
0.9% (1)
0.9% (1)
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This poll is a result of my sick and twisted mind. And I'm calling upon you all to reveal your sick minds to me. Please post what you chose and why.

What would i do?

ROCK THE CASBAH!

Or alternatively,give people some goddamn common sense already.

Also,you would like to change second option to "make racism naturally repulsive"

Got to go with the demonic legion, just seems the more interesting

Kollega:
What would i do?

ROCK THE CASBAH!

I second this motion!

But I'd probably kill the neo-nazi people, just to be boring...

Kill all the Neo-Nazis.

Maybe kill all forms of extremist as well.

I don't want to do any of those things.

There needs to be a 'sit at home and go about normal life' option.

Also,you would like to change second option to "make racism naturally repulsive"[/quote]

It's done then. Thank you for your input!

Wow, some people are passing up world domination...I'm surprised.
But those are probably the people who are serious, as running the world must be hard

Why isn't it an option for summon Cthulhu and kill everything?

likely none of those things, I'd make everything burn though. Fire solves everything

Are those our only options? Because I was thinking something along the lines of "magically instigate world peace at the same time as wiping out world hunger and giving everyone high quality universal healthcare, all without shedding a drop of blood."

But, if those are our only options, I suppose I'll go with the demonic legion, which I can then use to try and implement world peace at the same time as wiping out world hunger and giving everyone high quality universal healthcare, all with minimal bloodshed.

Jedamethis:
Wow, some people are passing up world domination...I'm surprised.
But those are probably the people who are serious, as running the world must be hard

No it isn't just make sure your minions is respecting you and force them to run it for you!

OH YAY! DEMONS!......Hey, whats this about abolishing gaming? KILL'em!

i like the summon the demonic legion option, its about time i took over the world.
now to rid myself of the resistance!

Summon a demonic legion to overthrow governments... very temping but my damn common scene tells me there be a legal clause in the pact or ritual meaning i have to give up my soul or half the globe to a living hell ... so have to go with kill person who want to get rid of gaming.

NUKE MECCA!!!! (here comes the ban!)

Well not specificaly Mecca, just a very well populated place.

Demonic legion sounds fun to me, although I wouldn't take over the world with them, I'd just use them as personal guards in general.

Summon a demonic legion to overthrow governments!

Kpt._Rob:
.. if those are our only options, I suppose I'll go with the demonic legion, which I can then use to try and implement world peace at the same time as wiping out world hunger and giving everyone high quality universal healthcare, all with minimal bloodshed.

I agree with this. As long as they're well-behaved or -controlled demonic legionaires and I get to be selective about which governments I overthrow and how and who gets killed and how messily and I can use them for other things in the interim, they could be really useful.

For one thing, they'll defend gaming against anyone who wants rid of it. For another, if I say I want to see White Wolf make Catgirl: the Cuddling as an upbeat World of Darkness spoof that actually works with the other games but isn't as DOOOOOOOMED as the rest, they b____y well will make it so.

"Mr Beckham? Hi! I'm Shoqiyqa, and this is Y'gth'narmideonitchk, The Eater Of Eyeballs Whose Parasitic Offspring Grow In Her Victims' Empty Sockets And Drive Them Mad. We're here to discuss your donation to the NSPCC's Full Stop campaign. ..... I know you haven't. That's the problem. Here. You can use my pen."

I would destroy religeon, but don't get me wrong, I'm not an atheist, Im a Roman Catholic, but as I learn more and more history, I learn how many wars, and lives have been lost due to religeon, how much religeon has slowed down technological progression in the past, and how it promotes social barriers between people that make peace harder and harder to achieve, so yeah...

Anyway, the government thing was my second choice, but you could do that much easier with control over the media, rather than summoning a demonic legion,which will probably then start rampaging through major cities and kill the people that support you

Destroy Religion.
Because if you ask me it's stupid.

But that's my opinion.

make ignorance painful... even though its not one of the options it's my choice

See, with a demonic legion and the government in your control, you can do that.

Have tests. Punish low scores.

i,d take the demonic army and DO ALL OF THEM!

I would find out who the one other person was who chose "become a serial killer" and we could kill people serially together :)

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Gort! - i.e. Earth must adopt Intergalactic Alien Government, or face destruction.

I'd do none of these things

None, but if forced to choose one, I would destroy the person trying to end gaming. Why? I loves me some video games.

Armored Prayer:
Kill all the Neo-Nazis.

Maybe kill all forms of extremist as well.

and that makes YOU an extremist.
wow, it seems we just can't get rid of 'em

Demonic legion. Once the governments are overthrown, I SHALL RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!

Kollega:
What would i do?

ROCK THE CASBAH!

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Gotta love the clash!!!

I need an "all of the above" option.

I'd definitely do the serial killer thing, just go Punisher on criminals' asses.

None.

It'd take all the fun out of the world.

Destroy religion : they asked for it...

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