What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have every heard?
Even if it was just one person.

The one that swept my town was the all the jets passing over were dropping nanobots on us to dissolve the population of our town(about 5000), thus dealing with overpopulation.

Post some!

That the evil Jew bankers who run the Federal Reserve are trying to create a one-world government because this will make them even wealthier.

That the US went to war with Iraq BECAUSE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP LANDED THERE!

The holocaust wasn't real, it was all just propaganda created by the British...

9/11 was a government plot.

Jews did WTC.

The craziest conspiracy ever? Simple. It's the one where they accuse me of trying to take over the world. Isn't that just nuts?

*Shoves plans and artillery out of sight*

The government does secret nuclear testing on the dark side of the moon.

That Greedo shot first.

The Cake Is A Lie:
That Greedo shot first.

This times 1,000,000 for infinity.

The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

That we never landed on the moon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project - this rules, very funny stuff.

Also these need mentioning although I do not have the time to look for the links :

1. Conspiracy theory stating that the Illuminati have a secret base on Mars were they use human slaves for labor.

2. Conspiracy theory stating that the Royal British family are in fact from an alien lizard race that live in Alpha centauri and plan to take over the world.

There were others I just can`t remember right now. When I`ll do I`ll post them here.

Uh, i LOVE these theories. I even made one presentation for politics class back in school. I read dozens of those for that.

My Favourite: Hitler is not dead... (wait for it) He traveled with his alien alies to Alpha Centauri, but will come back soon. Everybody knows that the Alpha-Centaurians are tall, blond humanlike. They are one of the races who seeded this world with life, but it detoriated into lesser races. Good thing they have a secondary colony INSIDE the earth. Yes the earth is empty, and there are beeings living on the OTHER side of the crust. The entry point is at the north pole (or was it south, i forgot). Well when the time has come, Hitler will come back and explain everything to us. Also the superior Übermenschen from the inside will join in on a swift strike and unify the world, cleansing all the bad genetics away and restart the seeding project with the pure ones.

That was just awesome...

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

even i doubth they are for real, jesus christ

Britney Spears is an alien.
I'm not making that up.

HAARP is controlling your mind.

Most things by David Ike.

And that large food corporation are purposely loading our food with salt and sugar as they're cheap bulking agents creating a nation of obese people.

Woem:
The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

Actually, it wasn't... I know people who were in the photography/film industry back then, and they confirmed that there was some un-fake-able stuff for the level of technology.

Valate:

Woem:
The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

Actually, it wasn't... I know people who were in the photography/film industry back then, and they confirmed that there was some un-fake-able stuff for the level of technology.

I know it isn't fake, that's why it aggravates me each time I see it brought up.

Looking over that website it seems like a lot of tongue-in-cheek references to other radical religious groups with anti-scientific views. I read the whole thing and find it very entertaining.

HentMas:
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

even i doubth they are for real, jesus christ

This is what I meant by my last comment.

All Sci-fi are true and published by the world's gorernments and militarys to provide plausible deniability

This;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

Crazy, AND idiotic. Admittedly, calling a conspiracy theory idiotic carries the same weight as saying Bill gates is really bloody rich, but still.

Second place for me would have to be the conspiracies about the moon landings and that 9/11 was a government plot... yeah.

Needless to say, to me, conspiracy theorists are below nematode worms in the grand scheme of things.

Woem:

Valate:

Woem:
The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

Actually, it wasn't... I know people who were in the photography/film industry back then, and they confirmed that there was some un-fake-able stuff for the level of technology.

I know it isn't fake, that's why it aggravates me each time I see it brought up.

Mythbusters did an entire episode devoted to proving the Moon Landings did in fact happen, tackling the three biggest things Conspiracy Theorists pointed out. What do you know, turns out none of them were faked.
Of course, that didn't stop Conspiracy Theorists from continuing to say they were faked... *sigh*

That adolf hitler is still alive.

Scientology

Oh dear folks, all this is nothing compared to the hilarious hollow earth theory:

Some version even says that Hitler is still alive, escaped to that inner earth and is preparing a massive invasion down below, all with the aid of those good ol' lizardmen, shooting out flying saucers and the likes. It's like a "Best of" collection of conspiracy theories.

The world ending in 2012.
Please. I'm still waiting for it to end from the last time.

That the world leaders, or 'Illuminati', are really lizard people who are the offspring of an interstellar alien breeding program - the spawn of a superior, highly powered extra-terrestrial race who have been secretly ruling us since the aliens descended to Earth (which is where we got our Gods from) and created the pyramids.

This is what people actually believe. The guy who published this 'theory' has made millions of dollars.

zana bonanza:
The world ending in 2012.
Please. I'm still waiting for it to end from the last time.

Y2K could still happen.

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FalloutJack:
The craziest conspiracy ever? Simple. It's the one where they accuse me of trying to take over the world. Isn't that just nuts?

*Shoves plans and artillery out of sight*

shoves plans AND ARTILLERY out of site......if you can shove artillery around i dont think you need it.....you could probably just crush us with your biceps

"i think they mention it in gta san andreas"

how many religios artifacts do they have in the petagon.....7
How many satilites are watching us at any given time.....7

honest to god i heard that from a friend and went "oh....and"

and he just walked of shaking his head

Assassinator:
Oh dear folks, all this is nothing compared to the hilarious hollow earth theory:

Some version even says that Hitler is still alive, escaped to that inner earth and is preparing a massive invasion down below, all with the aid of those good ol' lizardmen, shooting out flying saucers and the likes. It's like a "Best of" collection of conspiracy theories.

You have never been to the Forrests of Agharta ? It is quite a dig, but the lizzard men help you with the space ships to get down there once you get low enough. Just mind the cloned Robotic Zombie Mecha-Hitler Army down there, they are a triffle moody these days.

*EDIT* But worth the time, good xp though! And UBER drops!

The magic bullet.

Goddamn you, wizards.

THE MOON IS A LIE.

I am curious about the moon thing .. how did they have wind on the moon to make the flag blow in the non existing breeze?

Also, how did Lee Harvey Oswalt end up firing a shot from one side and then fired an uber shot that went around the world to come in from the other side of his head too? That is some fancy shooting!

The catholic conspiracy is just wtf... yes 20 people in the 1670's were going to murder the entire English, Welsh and Scottish population all in their sleep...err i think not.
Also the world will end when they activate cern...yep still waiting for that black hole and the world is going to end is another one. I'm still waiting for that one too.
Consipiracy theories are fun.