People who cannot comprehend there is no wind on the Moon, it was a simple case of the flag pole being twisted make me want to turn green and smash things.
I like the Royal Family being Lizard People, they're so inbred they're pretty much mutants to start with.....

HentMas:
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

even i doubth they are for real, jesus christ

Whoever made that site is a genius!

I believe why the Moon 'non-landing' gets so much attention is that it is feasible to believe, if you look at how desperate America and the USSR were to get one up on each oher, that they might have done something like that. Still untrue though.

GamerPhate:
I am curious about the moon thing .. how did they have wind on the moon to make the flag blow in the non existing breeze?

Because you don't need wind to make a flag move? It is enough to move the stick which the flag is attached to.

BasicMojo:
9/11 was a government plot.

That isn't actually crazy, it is just extremely stupid. Crazy has to be tin foil hat time. If you really want crazy try this:-

The Swine Flu epidemic is a HOAX! It is a U.S. government Psychological Operation designed to TERRIFY the public into accepting vaccinations! They basically fabricated a "Deadly Pandemic" out of thin air! This is not the first time the U.S. Government has used the LIE of "Swine Flu" to try to accomplish its evil goals. In 1976, they wreaked havoc on the American people with their disastrous "Swine Flu" vaccine that caused numerous horrendous injuries and deaths. WHAT are the U.S. Government and the New World Order/Illuminati doing?

It continues.

4. Mandatory vaccinations for "swine flu" which the New World Order/Illuminati hopes will kill MILLIONS of Americans and others around the globe. These mandatory vaccines will be purposely contaminated with TERRIBLE diseases that are specifically designed to KILL you.

5. NO vaccination is effective. And EVERY vaccination is UNSAFE. Vaccinations for routine diseases cause horrific damage - and often lead to the death of the vaccinated individual.

6. The "swine flu" vaccine will undoubtedly have even MORE deadly substances added to do its job of killing off millions of people for Population Extermination of 5 1/2 Billion people which the New World Order/Illuminati wants to accomplish within the next 10 years, so THEY can OWN the earth. Who are "they"?

Source.

I love whacky conspiracy theories so much.

GamerPhate:
I am curious about the moon thing .. how did they have wind on the moon to make the flag blow in the non existing breeze?

Also, how did Lee Harvey Oswalt end up firing a shot from one side and then fired an uber shot that went around the world to come in from the other side of his head too? That is some fancy shooting!

Its like bumblebees, they don't know they can't fly, and thats why they can. Lee Harvey Oswalt didn't know he couldn't shoot a bullet around the world, thats why he could do it.

It's like all Disney movies states; All you have to do is to believe!

This is why i denounce the existence of North Korea. If no one believe it exists, maybe it will just... go away.

cuddly_tomato:

BasicMojo:
9/11 was a government plot.

That isn't actually crazy, it is just extremely stupid. Crazy has to be tin foil hat time. If you really want crazy try this:-

The Swine Flu epidemic is a HOAX! It is a U.S. government Psychological Operation designed to TERRIFY the public into accepting vaccinations! They basically fabricated a "Deadly Pandemic" out of thin air! This is not the first time the U.S. Government has used the LIE of "Swine Flu" to try to accomplish its evil goals. In 1976, they wreaked havoc on the American people with their disastrous "Swine Flu" vaccine that caused numerous horrendous injuries and deaths. WHAT are the U.S. Government and the New World Order/Illuminati doing?

It continues.

4. Mandatory vaccinations for "swine flu" which the New World Order/Illuminati hopes will kill MILLIONS of Americans and others around the globe. These mandatory vaccines will be purposely contaminated with TERRIBLE diseases that are specifically designed to KILL you.

5. NO vaccination is effective. And EVERY vaccination is UNSAFE. Vaccinations for routine diseases cause horrific damage - and often lead to the death of the vaccinated individual.

6. The "swine flu" vaccine will undoubtedly have even MORE deadly substances added to do its job of killing off millions of people for Population Extermination of 5 1/2 Billion people which the New World Order/Illuminati wants to accomplish within the next 10 years, so THEY can OWN the earth. Who are "they"?

Source.

I love whacky conspiracy theories so much.

I Know who "they" are...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918118

I can`t translate the name of the theory, but it`s a german idea (who else in the world could be so stupid), so I`ll just call it the Nazi-Hohlwelt-Theorie:

In WW2 some nutcase of scientist actually got people in the SS* to believe that the world is hollow. That wasn`t new to the world of conspricy theories but the Nazis were the only ones who also believed that we live on the inside of this hollow world and that the stars are actually the lights of asian cities on the other side of the world.
They even used their "knowledge" in the war and try to help japan by aiming V2-class missiles at what they took as chinese cities and american bases in the pacific - and sending them right into outer space.

*For those in your midth who are neither german nor fan of WW2-shooters, that where the guys running the holocaust and the guys that also believed jews where the guys who burned there ancestors during the inquisition and that said ancestors were witches and that said witches were holy and lots of ohter really, really stupid things.

So, if a few years from now an alien armada bombs us all back to the dark ages because we destroyed one of thier transport ships with a long-range missile, you know who to thank for that.

the whole reptilians ruling the world thing yeah i dont believe that

Ok, alot of these theories are insane. Good job folks.

The most insane one I've read is "The Moon doesn't exist! Its all a hologram!"

Kiwibloke:
The holocaust wasn't real, it was all just propaganda created by the British...

Sadly, this is more "We want to be antisematic, but we people to join us, so we have to stop the jews being victims of that".

BasicMojo:
9/11 was a government plot.

Nice link, here's another on the same line :)

FalloutJack:
The craziest conspiracy ever? Simple. It's the one where they accuse me of trying to take over the world. Isn't that just nuts?

*Shoves plans and artillery out of sight*

Don't pass that stuff onto me, I got my own stash to get rid of... I mean donate. Yeah... Donate.

Hmmmm either that Elvis is alive or the the US invaded Iraq for oil (if they did why didn't they just save themselves the trouble and invade Qatar, Kuwait and Brunei instead?).

that jesus was real ... that's just absured!

Damnit I hate when quote refused to work. But yeah, to the guy that said you don't need wind to make the flag on the moon move. Yes, you do not need wind for it to move. However, to make it move like that, it would require some sort of outside forces. Did they have the space ship fired up when they were shooting ? no .. hmm well something caused the gustiness..

God

The moon doesn't exist.

(I got this from an article that was a satire about filipinos NOT RACIST! this was made by one of them so that they could address their "brain drain" problem this article was called "the contagion is spreading" written by jessica zafra)
The Philippines' #1 export is humans. They go un-noticed in our streets and in other public places. Their real plan is to take over the world. They serve as nannies and cooks in rich peoples homes. As nannies, they "filipinize" the kids they nurture and gain control over them. For example, lets say there is a filipina maid in the whitehouse. They go unnoticed cleaning the place. Then when the president is having a confidential conversation, she hears it all and reports it! (taken from "the contagion is spreading")

I actually work with someone who believes the streams of jet exhaust in the sky are mind manipulation gasses deployed by the government.

Killerbunny001:
2. Conspiracy theory stating that the Royal British family are in fact from an alien lizard race that live in Alpha centauri and plan to take over the world.

But why else would the queen wear long dresses and gloves? exactly. to hide the tail and clawed hands.

i think the best one i've heard is the J-Rod conspiracy: http://www.boomspeed.com/joseph2/J-Rod.htm

It's pretty crazy but makes for an interesting read.

That the cake is a lie.

FallenJellyDoughnut:
That the cake is a lie.

That meme has been done to death. Seriousely, that's one of the least funny parts of Portal, even.

Casual Shinji:
I actually work with someone who believes the streams of jet exhaust in the sky are mind manipulation gasses deployed by the government.

I hate conspiracy theorists so, so much... I mean, I get that a lot of you people like them because of their utterly ridiculous 'reasoning' skills, but it really gets to me.

Although one more conspiracy theory does come to mind;
It's part of the whole 9/11 thing, but some people believe there were missiles fired at the twin towers... from the commercial jets due to small features on the planes in photos that they say are missiles, when they are in fact parts of the structure on ALL the types of aircraft that crashed into the WTC towers, and look NOTHING like missiles.

Here's one for you; its not a great conspiracy theory though; mainly because it was later proven to be true.

1978 MURDER OF ALDO MORO

This guy was the Prime Minister of Italy. A left wing terrorist group called the Red Brigade kidnapped him; and then made demands of the Italian Government. The Italian Government refused to give into the demands, and then Red Brigade murdered him.

The fallout was a loss of support for revolutionary left wing groups (remember this was the Cold War), and a new mandate for a hardline approach by the Italian Government on terrorism.

The conspiracy part is that one of the prominent Italian politicians (lets say he was the vice-prime minister for the sake of americanism) from the same political party was believed to have encouraged the Red Brigade into kidnapping the Prime Minister, by telling them that once the demands were made, he and the party would certainly give into them.

However the same high-ranking politician was the one who lead the policy of not giving into the demands, and later leading the hardline agenda against the Red Brigade.

All for the greater good against communism.
How's that for conspiracy?

I can't for the life of me remember the name of the high ranking politician in question. Maybe someone else can fill in the blanks.

EDIT: I believe it was political rival Giulio Andreotti.

EDIT EDIT EDIT... There's actually alot more to this. Also Moro was kidnapped on his way to a vote of confidence about Andreotti's government, with the support of the communists.

four horsemen of the apocalypse... really??

although it does sound cool

David Icke's "The secret chiefs of the world are all actually alien lizards" is still the best.

In my earlier post I forgot to mention the theory of the Giants ruling the earth before the humans did. The theory goes on that the Giants went to war against the people of Atlantis and both parties somehow lost the war. After the war the people of Atlantis retreated to the core of the earth with the Giants they captured. And here is the awesome part : They are still alive.

HentMas:
Jesus Christ

That one, and shit like YWHW in general.

(had to be done)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMyyE9RpxOU
this is pure lol

Kiwibloke:
The holocaust wasn't real, it was all just propaganda created by the British...

*laughs manically while eating tea and crumpets*

GamerPhate:
no .. hmm well something caused the gustiness..

Elasticity? You don't think they'd have a normal flag on a planet with no atmosphere, right? I believe it has a wireframe.

MGlBlaze:
This;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

I see your crazy rainbow sprinkler and raise you the Satan's Stargate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0

Signa:

MGlBlaze:
This;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

I see your crazy rainbow sprinkler and raise you the Satan's Stargate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0

Well played.

Being a fan of Stargate, this is doubly-retarded to me.

I cannot even BEGIN to say all the things he's got wrong and is completely making up; my mind is completely shot down at every turn because of this guy! Oh, and he references faked moon landings, just like every conspiracy theorist and their dog. I'm surprised he didn't mention that Elvis was still alive somewhere.

Someone seriously needs to introduce these people to the Occam's Razor principle. Actually, that probably wouldn't do any good; they'd probably say some dumb shit like Occam's Razor being a way to control the populace into not questioning the explanations the governments make and ignoring people like the conspiracy theorists.

You, sir, have officially blown my mind by showing me a new, deeper, darker level of human retardation. Thank you. (Believe it or not, that wasn't sarcastic.)

MGlBlaze:

Signa:

MGlBlaze:
This;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

I see your crazy rainbow sprinkler and raise you the Satan's Stargate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0

Well played.

Being a fan of Stargate, this is doubly-retarded to me.

I cannot even BEGIN to say all the things he's got wrong and is completely making up; my mind is completely shot down at every turn because of this guy! Oh, and he references faked moon landings, just like every conspiracy theorist and their dog. I'm surprised he didn't mention that Elvis was still alive somewhere.

Someone seriously needs to introduce these people to the Occam's Razor principle. Actually, that probably wouldn't do any good; they'd probably say some dumb shit like Occam's Razor being a way to control the populace into not questioning the explanations the governments make and ignoring people like the conspiracy theorists.

You, sir, have officially blown my mind by showing me a new, deeper, darker level of human retardation. Thank you. (Believe it or not, that wasn't sarcastic.)

Glad I could help. Both Satan's Stargate and Rainbow Sprinkler have been saved to my Youtube favorites for years now. Dboots (sprinkler lady) has a whole series of videos where she sees something that feels out of place for her, and it's usually something perfectly normal. I remember one where she was convinced the ground was moving, and she was there filming it. I couldn't even tell what she was accusing of causing the disturbance. At least with the sprinkler you could see the rainbow, even if she was trying to deny it as a normal occurrence.

She even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica page dedicated to her
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dboots

This is the weirdest one I've heard of. David Shayler a former MI5 intelligence officer now lives as Dolores Kent. He believes that he is the messiah who will save mankind by turning people onto the virtues of hemp. He also believes that the Americans staged 9/11 and that Jesus Christ was a transvestite, just like him.

FOX News: OMG Obama iz a Terrorizt!!!
I was like: seriously, some ppl believe this crap?
also: Scientology and Mormonism (because I'm pretty sure Jesus never came to America : /)

I read somewhere, completely serious, that there is some crazy guy (who wrote a book on it) who believed that shape-shifting space aliens were behind 9/11, and that they were secretly in disguise as all our world leaders.