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Copy Clerk Posts: 97 Joined: 19 Jun 2009 | |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 26 Oct 2009 | I side checked a bud in the hall and he knocked down three other people, so i left quick;l |
Muckraker Posts: 242 Joined: 1 Jun 2009 | 24 hours. Hmmmmmmm |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 586 Joined: 11 Feb 2009 | playing Far Cry 2 with the following situation. I had to kill this guy and get his ring. Two of his guards were coming up the stairs behind me so I had no time. I aimed at the guy and pulled the trigger only for my gun to jam. I swear the game senses when it's the worst time for your gun to jam. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1532 Joined: 22 Jun 2009 | I broke my toe. I think. It really hurts. |
On the Record Posts: 7033 Joined: 11 Jul 2009 | I watched some of the YuGiOh abridged series yesterday. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1315 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | I dropped my study notes and hit my head when i picked them up Fuck off i now its not funny, im studying nothing funny ever happens then :( |
Paperboy Posts: 18 Joined: 20 Oct 2009 |
I must agree. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 14 Aug 2009 | at work, there was this one guy who went to the copier, stomped his foot, and walked away. at first i was thinking, "was he having a temper tantrum? or did he lose his mind?" so i came to the conclusion that it's both... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1949 Joined: 25 May 2009 | Me and some friends were on the climbing wall at college, and one of my friends went up the chimney using his head to support himself instead of his hamds. It was really rather amusing. Apparently it hurt quite a lot |
Master Archivist Posts: 9110 Joined: 10 Mar 2009 | I fell up the stairs. :/ It was more painful than it was funny.... |
Muckraker Posts: 308 Joined: 12 May 2009 | Playing darts with cars and a cannon. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1457 Joined: 16 May 2008 | I threw a stuffed spider at my sister, then proceeded to hide under the computer desk. I may have forgotten about the metal pole that's attached to the underside of the desk. >.> |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1286 Joined: 10 Sep 2009 | Just after rewatching that episode of South Park, the one about the whales. "fuck you doofins" |
Muckraker Posts: 237 Joined: 1 Apr 2009 | I was telling jokes to my schizophrenic friend called me. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 416 Joined: 10 Apr 2009 | I stabbed someone in the leg with a biro. Until it bled. Well I found it funny, anyway. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 73 Joined: 26 Oct 2009 | My soccer team won 10-1. Two of our goals were them scoring on themselves. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 354 Joined: 22 Mar 2009 | Used a nerf gun to get someones attention from the other side of the bar. |
Paperboy Posts: 11 Joined: 30 Aug 2009 | I work as a youth worker, and was trying to explain the Zora in the Zelda games. (Twilight Princess specifically) I ask "you got that?" and get the best reply ever. "so like... they're people... but made of fish?" |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 751 Joined: 2 Mar 2009 | Trying to explain Twilight to my friend. We basically just agreed that it's a gay porn and left it at that. |
On the Record Posts: 5011 Joined: 28 Feb 2008 | I can't remember what it was, but in the IRC, well: "Fanboy highfives MrBacon with a racecar! Vroom! Vroom!" It was just adorable... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 6 Joined: 26 Oct 2009 | I woke up! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 97 Joined: 19 Jun 2009 | i looked in the mirror |
Press Junketeer Posts: 412 Joined: 24 Oct 2009 |
I did that and found i was being ignored by everyone... Maybe they to saw my face |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1159 Joined: 4 Dec 2008 |
+1 internets to you. When I was filming at this media thingy I do today, I was filming in a park. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 751 Joined: 22 Mar 2009 | I asked a mate for a lift home, he gave me the lift home but what no one told me was that the guy who basically stalked me all summer was in the car. Bad joke on me, but I'll admit it was funny ^^ |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 526 Joined: 27 Sep 2009 | Well...i was driving bus to the school with 3 friends and one known person. Bus stopped at one school and my friend got out of the bus, i heard him getting kicked in the back when he was getting out by my other friend. When bus stopped at my school, i was going out and grabbed one known persons foot. He started loughting in that ''WTF is he doing, kind of way.'' and i just realized that i have grabbed the wrong leg. Maybe that doesn't sound funny to you, but where I'm from grabbing peoples legs are gay, if they are not your friends. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2287 Joined: 5 May 2008 | I accidently shot my cousin in the back of the head. Don't worry, it was a Nerf gun. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 365 Joined: 19 Jun 2009 | Playing FIFA 10 against my cousin.......Let's just say he gets very competitive. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 937 Joined: 9 Nov 2008 | Short story time! When driving around with me and another friend, my school-mate (the driver) said quite loudly, "Can the fatty move?!" to everyone in his car while waiting to for a particularly overweight woman to move so he could enter a parking space. Only my passenger window was all the way down and the woman heard, turned around and looked directly at us. In a supreme state of panic, the other friend yelled: "Drive!". Thus was born the unintentional drive-by fatty-abuse. We all laughed for about it on and off for the next hour. And we never went back to that car park again. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 1 Oct 2009 | Last night I had a very vivid dream that took Fiddler on the Roof, stuck it in Spain for no apparent reason, and then tossed some sort of race/crafts fair in there. The red-headed daughter was apparently doing something taboo by making really nice vases out of clay, there was a guy who I think might have been based off of my cousin's afro, and I still have no idea why it's in SPAIN of all places. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3438 Joined: 6 Nov 2008 | I was standing around in gym class talking to some friends and then out of no where I saw a soccer ball coming straight for my head. I noticed it when it was about 2 feet in front of my head and I tried to duck underneath it but it still smacked me directly in the center of the forehead. Since I was trying to duck underneath it, I wasn't completely balanced so it knocked me backwards and I tumbled to the ground. I think that I might have lost consciousness for a couple of seconds because I only remember being hit and then being on the ground. But it was pretty funny. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 15 Sep 2008 | For me, it was listening to my brother shout 'I'M NOT TOUCHING MY BALLS!' and 'IT'S NOT THAT HARD!' for no apparant reason :P |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1069 Joined: 29 Aug 2009 | my cousin and my sister were watching saw 2 (idiots). i walked in the room and right at that moment in the movie someone stormed through a door or something. and i did the same without storming. you should,ve seen their faces :D i walked away a satisfied man. |
Muckraker Posts: 226 Joined: 31 Aug 2008 | Sadly, I'm suffering from flu so I've barely been anywhere but in bed. Still, I'm here now! |
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well the title says it all
For me it was my friend nick geeting a scooter thrown into his shin, I mean it must of hurt but it was funny as hell after alll (okay im proubly seeming really screwed up but still!)