Escapists, it's time again to use that beautiful little thing called "Internet Anonymity" the way it was supposed to be used. As you might guess, this topic is about things about you that make people say "What the hell?"

Here is my example:

EDIT: Do not be afraid! Nobody cares what kind of freak you are, so just speak your mind, the worse the better. You're a pedophile? Speak your mind you sick bastard! You're a furry? Type all of your yiffy thoughts in the post box!

So what about you? What is something about you that makes other people say "What the hell?"

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

My rather undissmisive opinions on fetishes.

My rather odd choice in clothing. I mean I don't think I dress oddly I usually describe the way I look as "Pimpin'" but a lot of people seem to find my clothes unusual.

My current thing is stapling my arm. Or stapling things to my arm.

The last one, it was someone elses stapler. They used bigger staples. It bled like crazy and is still bruised.

The people, they wonder what the hell.

And I, I laugh as I bleed, pieces of paper stapled to my elbow.

Interesting... I'm a naturally happy, jolly person, but what people don't realize is that happy, jolly people don't not feel anger and stress. We just repress it horribly. So, every once in a while, I'll strut around in a bad mood and then verbally attack and destroy anyone who even gives me the slightest reason.

I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.

My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

I enjoy being shocked by static electricity.

In my Physics class in high school, we would play with a static generator. I was the only one who went back for seconds... and thirds... and fourths...

It hurt a lot, but I greatly enjoyed it for some reason.

I'm psychotic and need to be institutionalized for the safety of others! Turn's out I'm a great actor, too. When my chance shows itself THAR WILL BE BLOOD.

Or, if my patience holds up, I'm actually smarter than I act. I don't care if you think 'it will change as you mature', because you don't know me. As I've aged so far, I haven't lost a shred of my analytical ability. I'm getting smarter, and it will increase exponentially... this weekend.

The way I have complete disregard for my health and well being, but care so much about other people being well and ok.

Fair enough.

I suppose my constant sexual analogies and what seems to be blatant racism unnerves some people until they get to know me better.

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

That makes people go "what the hell"? What's wrong with anime? In my school, watching anime is nothing special and the anime club is quite big.

I watch hentai because it makes me laugh. No sexual arousal, just laughter.

And I tell people I'm creating a caliphate in America, and that they should bow down to me. I'm not sure they know I'm joking.

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

Do people really care all that much about we who watch anime? It's not all that weird.

Why are some of these examples listing thing in real life? Isn't it supposed to be stuff you use your anonymity to hide behind?

The thing you have to understand about Internet forum regulars is... they tend to spend a lot of time indoors... with themselves... and their ever-slipping grasp of society's mores... leading to unchecked self-delusion.

Me, I've sort of taken it in the opposite direction, avoiding common delusions of society, which causes people to go "what the hell" because they have no idea what I'm talking about when I call them on the silly irrational behaviors they've learned when they're trying to win an argument. (And just about every thread is an argument to them, whether or not you intended it to be.) That, and I'm apparently a tireless rebutter, owed largely to my choice of how to spend my free time.

Of course, I could just be deluding myself. All this wondrous reflection n the state of society I do is because I'm not under the pall of trying to make a living like any reasonable person of my age would be. In other words, my problem is that I need a job. Me and every other 1 in 9 person in this country, really. I've actually been going to school for about 5 years and have become thoroughly discombobulated as to my role in society. This is not a good time for a recession, please move one to later, thanks.

I have literally no emotional response to gory images, disgusting acts, or anything that isn't directly related to my friends or myself.

I told the guys I worked with in detail about my girlfriend and I biting and scratching each other during sex.

he he, they kept goin, "aw, dude, stop! we don't wanna hear it!" but I just laughingly continued. I relished grossing out my manager, who also happens to be the best drinking buddy of all time.

Emphraim:
I suppose my constant sexual analogies and what seems to be blatant racism unnerves some people until they get to know me better.

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

That makes people go "what the hell"? What's wrong with anime? In my school, watching anime is nothing special and the anime club is quite big.

They think you have issues if you like female characters.

Et3rnalLegend64:

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

In my school you are a freak if you watch anime that isn't Naruto or Bleach. Your also an outcast if you watch stuff like Rozen Maiden.
Do people really care all that much about we who watch anime? It's not all that weird.

Why are some of these examples listing thing in real life? Isn't it supposed to be stuff you use your anonymity to hide behind?

For some reason, I care about others more than I care for myself. Im not entirely sure why, but I do
Also, Me and My friend James always do things that could be considered gay to a point, and I have no shame in saying this.

The .45s and the blood, mostly.

I have a problem connecting with people, and being alone with people I don't know. It rather sucks.

Hail Fire 998:

Emphraim:
I suppose my constant sexual analogies and what seems to be blatant racism unnerves some people until they get to know me better.

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

That makes people go "what the hell"? What's wrong with anime? In my school, watching anime is nothing special and the anime club is quite big.

Et3rnalLegend64:

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

In my school you are a freak if you watch anime that isn't Naruto or Bleach. Your also an outcast if you watch stuff like Rozen Maiden.
Do people really care all that much about we who watch anime? It's not all that weird.

Why are some of these examples listing thing in real life? Isn't it supposed to be stuff you use your anonymity to hide behind?

They think you have issues if you like female characters.

How does that separate us from all the girls who squee every time they see a guy (fictional or real) that they like? We can like characters and can say it, just don't parade it like they do and it should be fine.

The truth about Japan being packed to bursting with xenophobic pedophiles.

No matter how many times I explain what I've learned, people still can't accept it. "What the hell?!" bursts from their faces more often than crack dust.

Ibanez887:
For some reason, I care about others more than I care for myself. Im not entirely sure why, but I do

Empathy? Compassion? A desire to rebel against an apathetic society that allows others to suffer? Cojones?

Do any of these sound like reasons you identify with?

I'm a closet arrogant sonnova. I always think I'm better than everyone but never really utter the thoughts, which leads to strange reactions when I do.

Et3rnalLegend64:
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How does that separate us from all the girls who squee every time they see a guy (fictional or real) that they like? We can like characters and can say it, just don't parade it like they do and it should be fine.[/quote]
My school assumes all anime besides Naruto and Bleach is hentai. They also assume that when you like a female character it is in an unwholesome way.

Well I'm Pastafarian now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Hail Fire 998:

Et3rnalLegend64:
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How does that separate us from all the girls who squee every time they see a guy (fictional or real) that they like? We can like characters and can say it, just don't parade it like they do and it should be fine.

My school assumes all anime besides Naruto and Bleach is hentai. They also assume that when you like a female character it is in an unwholesome way.[/quote]

Is everyone at your school really so presumptuous? It sounds like like trying to defend yourself from parents who believe that all games are Grand Theft Auto...

Quote button, you failed me.

The fact that I have imagined how I would kill some of my friends, probably. Or maybe that I look like an escaped mental patient because I don't brush my hair after I wake up on some days and don't get enough sleep, so there's dark circles under my eyes...

Or how loyal and obedient I am towards my one friend. I do everything he asks without question. He said he found it unsettling. ^_^

I'm idealistic. I get trolled for it a lot.

I can tolerate insanely high volumes of music and loud noise and not even flinch.

About every fifteen minutes or so, I have the desire to eat human flesh.

I really dislike a lot of people. Funnily enough, they're all the stupid people. I'm so glad I'm smart. Also, I'm one of the most pessimistic and sarcastic people ever. Of course, I don't really keep that anonymous, I just tear apart dumb people.

My mood swings. I'm usually a happy and jolly soul, but if someone pisses me off, they are gonna know about it. Usually by way of tackle. Surprises a decent amount of people.