Junkle:
I really dislike a lot of people. Funnily enough, they're all the stupid people. I'm so glad I'm smart. Also, I'm one of the most pessimistic and sarcastic people ever. Of course, I don't really keep that anonymous, I just tear apart dumb people.

Well, overexposure to American politics will make you hate a lot of people... or is this not related to politics?

I find way to many people to be idiots because they enjoyed the L4D2 demo and are in fact part of the decline in video games.

But I would never say that without internet anonymity, although I'll probably get probation for it

My mellow and relaxed personality coupled with the fact that I listen to some really vile heavy metal.

That and my sarcasm that often borderlines being horribly offensive.

Booze Zombie:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.

not terrible. im curious a bit myself, have dug some up on occasion. (all negative comments will be met with a distinctive "buzz off")

CmRet:
I can tolerate insanely high volumes of music and loud noise and not even flinch.

perfectly normal. Next!

The Gentleman:
About every fifteen minutes or so, I have the desire to eat human flesh.

ask House about that one, that is rather off-the-wall.

I can get up an lecture on pretty much any subject, beer in one hand and laser pointer in the other.

Actually did it in my first year English class. Prof goes "You want to give this lecture?" so I got up and casually took a piece of chalk from the little bins they keep next to the blackboards and let it rock and roll. Sort of embarrasing when my degree is in science.

I like pissing in public places, not like, with an audience or anything, just when I'm pissed it's a laugh to piss wherever you want. Like about an hour ago I pissed in a graveyard, though not on anybodies grave in particular.

My habit of forcing jokes at every opportunity, making odd sound effects in the back of my throat,explaining things I know everyone around me already knows about, and otherwise acting as though I'm on a very bad sitcom.

The Gentleman:

Junkle:
I really dislike a lot of people. Funnily enough, they're all the stupid people. I'm so glad I'm smart. Also, I'm one of the most pessimistic and sarcastic people ever. Of course, I don't really keep that anonymous, I just tear apart dumb people.

Well, overexposure to American politics will make you hate a lot of people... or is this not related to politics?

Well, it is partly. My government can be REALLY stupid sometimes. And I am taking a class that's studying the government right now... But really, I just dislike stupid people, especially when they make rules that only restrict me. There are also the rules that are amazingly obvious, and those just bug me.

I am sexually aroused by blood. How awkward was THAT watching TV with my boyfriend? Gawd, we were watching a show on a surgery and alot of blood was there. I almost came.
Or how every time I am given a sock and marker people come back to find me covered in marker with the sock hanging on my ear. Alot of people think I am Autistic because I make different nosies to entertain myself when I am bored.
{Holy shit, do not give me ceran wrap. That stuff is addictive as hell}

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

I don't have a problem with anime. Just what it does to people. My brother is a good example, he used to be relatively normal, now he is obsessed with it. I mean it. He doesn't leave the house for anything, except school, because he is too busy watching anime and reading manga. He's 18 and doesn't have a license or a job and doesn't go to any kind of social gathering. He didn't even go to a party that we were having with a bunch of his friends.
OT: I currently have a thing for dead baby jokes and system of a down. Not really a problem but some people cant see the enjoyment I get out of it.

WanderFreak:
My current thing is stapling my arm. Or stapling things to my arm.

The last one, it was someone elses stapler. They used bigger staples. It bled like crazy and is still bruised.

The people, they wonder what the hell.

And I, I laugh as I bleed, pieces of paper stapled to my elbow.

So you're a masochist-lite?

My avatar pretty much sums up my condition. Take it as you will.

Ursus Astrorum:
My avatar pretty much sums up my condition. Take it as you will.

I like this choice of words.

Don't worry, friend, someday we'll find a cure.

masterjiji:

The Gentleman:
About every fifteen minutes or so, I have the desire to eat human flesh.

ask House about that one, that is rather off-the-wall.

I believe House is a diagnostician, unless you mean joining his "Insane anti-social people" support group.

Dark knifer:

Hail Fire 998:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.

I don't have a problem with anime. Just what it does to people. My brother is a good example, he used to be relatively normal, now he is obsessed with it. I mean it. He doesn't leave the house for anything, except school, because he is too busy watching anime and reading manga. He's 18 and doesn't have a license or a job and doesn't go to any kind of social gathering. He didn't even go to a party that we were having with a bunch of his friends.

I take offence to that. I do leave my dorm room, converse with people, have held down steady work during the holidays and I love anime and watch it on the internet whenever I can. I love manga and have blown well over a thousand dollars on books (it would be more had there been no internet). My brother is into anime and manga more than I am and he's even more normal than me.

Then again, I am having cravings for your shouldermeat. Mmmmm... shoulder meat.

"My passionate sense of social justice and social responsibility has always contrasted oddly with my pronounced lack of need for direct contact with other human beings and human communities. "

That pretty much sums me up. People think I'm weird because I'm like this. >_>

Ursus Astrorum:
My avatar pretty much sums up my condition. Take it as you will.

Furry(?)... Wanna exchange web sites? Just kidding *cough*.

The Gentleman:
Then again, I am having cravings for your shouldermeat. Mmmmm... shoulder meat.

Aren't shoulders really bony?

Et3rnalLegend64:

Hail Fire 998:

Et3rnalLegend64:
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How does that separate us from all the girls who squee every time they see a guy (fictional or real) that they like? We can like characters and can say it, just don't parade it like they do and it should be fine.

My school assumes all anime besides Naruto and Bleach is hentai. They also assume that when you like a female character it is in an unwholesome way.

Is everyone at your school really so presumptuous? It sounds like like trying to defend yourself from parents who believe that all games are Grand Theft Auto...

Quote button, you failed me.[/quote]
Yep. Comes from going to a missionary school...

Hexenwolf:

The Gentleman:
Then again, I am having cravings for your shouldermeat. Mmmmm... shoulder meat.

Aren't shoulders really bony?

Varies by the cut. There are various bones in the shoulder that make up a particularly complex joint. However, the meat tends to be the leanest below the skin as almost every person's shoulder is a fairly active joint and has very long muscles attached to it that extend down the back and across the chest.

Uh.. I mean, I wouldn't know about that! *glances nerviously and starts to move toward the exit*

i enjoy making little kids cry.. hahahahahaha funnay

I've come to realize that I put so much emphasis on what other people think that I can't even indulge my personal absurdities in the complete anonymity of faceless forums. Is this a sign of rampant insecurity or a sniviling need to belong? Ah, the curse of self-awareness. It's the shits, no?

I think BDSM is hot.

Kiwibloke:
I think BDSM is hot.

You're gonna need to explain that one to me. I'm not quite familiar with that.

GreyWolf257:

Kiwibloke:
I think BDSM is hot.

You're gonna need to explain that one to me. I'm not quite familiar with that.

I'm not sure how appropriate it would be to describe it on this forum. My advice would be to google it.

The Gentleman:

Hexenwolf:

The Gentleman:
Then again, I am having cravings for your shouldermeat. Mmmmm... shoulder meat.

Aren't shoulders really bony?

Varies by the cut. There are various bones in the shoulder that make up a particularly complex joint. However, the meat tends to be the leanest below the skin as almost every person's shoulder is a fairly active joint and has very long muscles attached to it that extend down the back and across the chest.

Uh.. I mean, I wouldn't know about that! *glances nerviously and starts to move toward the exit*

Riiiiigggght. Wink wink.

...

Run! The men in the white coats are coming.

Kiwibloke:

GreyWolf257:

Kiwibloke:
I think BDSM is hot.

You're gonna need to explain that one to me. I'm not quite familiar with that.

I'm not sure how appropriate it would be to describe it on this forum. My advice would be to google it.

I'm scared... I don't think I want to...Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I will Google it, I must know!

Kiwibloke:
I think BDSM is hot.

Oddly, my friends don't find this weird about me. Or at least don't say anything to my face.

GreyWolf257:

Kiwibloke:

GreyWolf257:

Kiwibloke:
I think BDSM is hot.

You're gonna need to explain that one to me. I'm not quite familiar with that.

I'm not sure how appropriate it would be to describe it on this forum. My advice would be to google it.

I'm scared... I don't think I want to...Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I will Google it, I must know!

Oh. Alright. Next time you Google it, look around the screen. There was a link for "financial domination", how funny is that?

I have two things that people find off-putting occasionally.
1) I have this thing about the truth. Namely in that I like to have it present in all situations. Even if awkward. So this lead to a scenario where I met this girl whose room was located across from my room with a small outdoor pick-nick area in between and windows facing each other. The awkward situation goes something along the lines of: don't watch me changing. Ok. Wait? Why? Am I fat? Ugly? Are you gay? Because I have a girlfriend and I like to remain chaste.
2) I need to find comedy in everything. Everything has a joke and just about nothing is sacred to me. Huge fights with roommates, celebrity deaths, all of it has a joke and I am willing to make (often to my own detriment).

After I have sex with any woman,I speak the next 15 minutes in german or russian,to seem creepy.

Almost as bad as when I fake a cold or tonsilitis,I make my voice incredibly high pitched

Furry to an extent.
Also i really wish i could send people to prison for annoying me in english or some other class, acting like there's some terrible thing about reading books for fun.

Plazmatic:
Well I'm Pastafarian now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Yarr, a fellow pirate I see

Plazmatic:
Well I'm Pastafarian now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Hmm...Non-satirical delivery on your part and I am thoroughly offended...you, sir, actually know how to work your way around a thread, and I salute you wholeheartedly.

WanderFreak:
My current thing is stapling my arm. Or stapling things to my arm.

The last one, it was someone elses stapler. They used bigger staples. It bled like crazy and is still bruised.

The people, they wonder what the hell.

And I, I laugh as I bleed, pieces of paper stapled to my elbow.

This seems like a terribly bad idea.

Booze Zombie:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.

your on the internet, your like Mr. Rodgers if you like tentacle hentai.

as for me, I make awkward moments even more enjoyable, such as going to an woman's clinic while its being protested/picketed, turning to the group and yelling "its my body, I can do whatever I want with it!" then turning and walking inside quickly. yes, I have been banned from going with my friend to the clinic.