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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 861 Joined: 3 Mar 2009     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 676 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | I think I'm more intelligent than most people my age, but I don't like saying it because people would probably think I'm obnoxious (which I am). |
Beat Writer  Posts: 126 Joined: 25 Aug 2008    | I tend to daydream while I'm alone. I usually end up imagining that I have someone near by, and have an out-loud conversation. Mind you, I'm not talking to myself, per se. Just talking to today's special guest, Jon Lovitz. Tomorrow, who knows... might be George Washington, maybe Zordon... I also love to pretend that my drives on the freeway are 50 times more dramatic and exciting than they really are. I don't drive like a maniac, but it's interesting to put on some tense music and imagine the headlights behind you are out for your blood. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1774 Joined: 22 Mar 2009     |
If it happens any other way, you're doing it wrong. OT: I physically harm myself. A lot. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009    |
I'm sorry, but the complexity & uncertainty of the first statement & the curt blatancy of the second is a perfect coupling... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 151 Joined: 9 Apr 2009    | I'm one of those pinko commies you may have heard about. That still pisses people off, right? |
Beat Writer Posts: 126 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 |
Only if you're in government. Otherwise, no. |
On the Record  Posts: 5228 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   |
You may now be my favorite escapist.
Maybe second favorite. o_0 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1170 Joined: 25 Dec 2008   | I have erotic dreams about Cersei Lannister. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 211 Joined: 8 Sep 2009     |
Just Cersei? or is Jaime involved too? |
Muckraker  Posts: 312 Joined: 23 Sep 2009   | I'm a lolicon... and also have a passing interest in straight shota. OH GOD, I'M FUCKED UP! ;_; |
Beat Writer  Posts: 190 Joined: 16 Oct 2009  | Me and my friends usually joke around in a gay manner(like playing a game we made up called "gay chicken"). It's hilarious for people to discover, though, that I am in fact straight and have a gf. Oh and how some people say on here, I care for other people more so than my own well being. I also have in-depth conversations with myself sometimes and I have some pretty gnarly mood-swings at times too. Oh well, I try and people enjoy my company so I suppose it's not bad. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 8 May 2008    |
I agree. You're awesome. As for me... I get nervous in clean houses. There has to be some chaos and character. My place is messy as hell. No rotten food or dirty dishes but stuff and clutter and kitsch everywhere. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 183 Joined: 14 May 2009   |
'Ere mate, I require you to up it. I do this alot aswell, It's definatly a "What the hell?" moment for any of the public. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1170 Joined: 25 Dec 2008 |
My avatar should answer that question. Jaime is one smexy man-beast. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 200 Joined: 16 Apr 2009   |
Welcome to my world. We should set up a club for this sort of thing. I also hate smart people who act like idiots, especially when they're not even doing it on purpose. OT, I'm paranoid, have very little trust in the vast majority of people and I find redheads and goths sexually attractive. REALLY attractive. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 911 Joined: 4 Aug 2009    | *Swish* *Swish*...Sometimes, when a sign says like, take one...I TAKE TWO! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 61 Joined: 6 Oct 2009 | I do dances. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 526 Joined: 19 Oct 2008     | I'm a furry... I've got so many fetishes I can not list them all off the top of my head. I'm a mysogynistic, misanthropic, and gay. And something about Bowser just really turns me on. *Shrug* |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 358 Joined: 18 May 2008  |
Yeh repressed anger for the win. I do this all the time, sometimes my friends play a game to see who can make me snap, suck to be the winner in that game. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 100 Joined: 7 Jan 2009  |
Australians are pretty racist towards Asians. I get the same thing (recently been to japan) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 100 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 |
you just won the thread!!! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 8 Joined: 17 May 2009  | I'm apparantly a Furrie but without the Yiff part... I have too many quirks to list. they range for 'not being able to shower if the toilet lid is up' to 'being so disturbed by the animation of a pokemon useing flame wheel (HGSS Animation at least) I Also love yaoi yuri and het (Guy on guy Girl on girl and hetrosexual) Which is rare apparantly... also I can't Watch porn but i can Read it... |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 16074 Joined: 26 Dec 2008    | Nothing. I am completely balanced emotionally, mentally, and physically. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 993 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 |
Wow. Just...wow. Although personally I normally head to Conservapedia, its always good for a laugh.
I have to say, that made me snort a little. Oh Max, you. OT, I frequently burst into sequences of air drums and table tapping without really realising. Apparently it not only annoys the fuck out of most people, but makes me look like a douche. Oh yeah, and I kill babies. |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 16074 Joined: 26 Dec 2008 |
I live to serve. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1282 Joined: 5 Feb 2009     | If I'm angry at someone, I imagine killing them in the most gruesome way possible. I also daydream a lot when I'm bored. Yes, I'm normal... |
On the Record Posts: 5228 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 |
And that is, in fact, the proper way to live. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 221 Joined: 14 Jul 2009  | My intolerance of Republicans, Conservatives, strict religious people who ruin things for a vast majority of people, and white kids who live in gated communities who think they are all "gangsta". Also, I tend to swear a lot, and won't back down from an argument. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 380 Joined: 19 Jul 2009   | Pretty much everything I do, all the time. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 526 Joined: 19 Oct 2008 |
That's not the end of it though. :D I've also had numerous dreams where I purge entire cities, ending millions of lives... But that MAY just be the whole superiority complex thing. Whatever. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 370 Joined: 26 May 2008 | This is my island. (North America, Central America, South America, yes an island) Mine I tell you, and you're my peons. Build me a house! Bring me toast and Mountain Dew! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 101 Joined: 6 Nov 2008     | I will make a joke out of just about anything in life, ESPECIALLY things that shouldn't be... "Oh, your grandmother died, there's gotta be something funny in that..." /*thinks a moment*/ Insert witty comment here, I'm too damned tired... there's my other what the hell, I'm over achieving with an apathy and lethargy problem. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 5 Nov 2009 | I have weird dreams that involve Samuel L. Jackson controlling bat demons, a Mexican Kratos, and Chibis defending Japan from the Huns. I like watching women get doggy-styled by actual dogs. I thought of a detailed plot for a crossover fanfiction between the anime Lucky Star and the videogame Dead Space. Lighthearted chibis getting ripped to shreds by mutated corpses fresh from the oven that is the twisted dark side of my imagination. This one time I went through an antitheist faze where I fantasized about besieging the Vatican. Also I like yuri. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 134 Joined: 1 Sep 2009    | lol this is different than a thought it would be so i feel like i need to post in it. I tend to look at people doing stupid thing like they need to die, and i do think about how to best fortify a building, should a zombie horde show up. |
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