My heart sometimes beats irregularly. Ill be lying on my bed, just chilling, and then my heart will start beating funny. Like it will be normal, then it will beat three times rapid before having long delayed beats and then rapid again. It does this every now and again, especially after I do some exercise or masturbation. I think it's normal, just my heart going a bit loopy to pump blood round my body...right?

Well, my left calf used to burn constantly, and I can't feel anything on it..

Also, my right leg constantly pops out of socket.

MaxTheReaper:

Alcohol and sweets give me a migraine.

In that case you should probably visit a doctor. Pain all over the body could indicate a degenerative muscle or tissue disease or something neurological, those aren't pretty*. That or you lied over the internet,

hmmmmmmm...

*I do not have extensive medical knowledge however enough to know that if you're in the kind of pain you described there's something seriously wrong.

Most of the time one of my eyes is looking the wrong way, thusly I have no depth perception.

For some reason I CANNOT hold my hand out strait, it sheakes like crazy. Not like a seizure but its totaly noticable. Also sometimes my left arm just goes nuts with the nerves and it goes numb then tingles untill i stretch it out.

MaxTheReaper:
Everything hurts, always.
Like a constant, "This is your body when it's being beaten with a hammer" sort of pain.

*hugs*

Hugs always help right?

Zero47:

In that case you should probably visit a doctor. Pain all over the body could indicate a degenerative muscle or tissue disease or something neurological, those aren't pretty*. That or you lied over the internet,

hmmmmmmm...

*I do not have extensive medical knowledge however enough to know that if you're in the kind of pain you described there's something seriously wrong.

I don't lie on the internet.
It's like firing bullets into the air: Sure, you might kill someone, but you don't get to see it, so it's pointless.

And it doesn't bother me anymore.
Much.

Jaqen Hghar:
Yeah, it's my heart. But it's beating weird. It acts totally fine, then suddenly it beats two times or so a bit harder. It feels like someone is lightly hitting my chest, which is really annoying. I think it is somewhat normal, since I think I remember it happening once before. I just hope it stops this time as well. Does anyone have this?

In addition to that I got this annoying twitch in my lip, and my leg is acting up. Got a nerve damage when I broke my back, which makes my leg partially numb on the surface. So now I itch on my thigh, but scratching doesn't help since I cannot feel anything there -_-

Anyone else got something annoying with your body going on? A old injury acting up? Your spleen tries to jump through your mouth? Vent about it here!

being serious, you sound like you have arrythmia. this could become dangerous and lead to heart attack or heart failure. i think you should go see a doctor.

I broke all eight of my fingers, obviously not including thumbs, when I injured myself snowboarding. It sounds glamorous I suppose, but at the time it really fucking hurt.

Point being, now my fingers shake when I don't move them, and I have a really loose grip.

MaxTheReaper:
Everything hurts, always.
Like a constant, "This is your body when it's being beaten with a hammer" sort of pain.

It's called an STD Max, you might want to get that looked at.

Heart Murmur? Your heart beats out of rhythm and there's probably a little backflow of blood. I have a really minor case, like minor to the point that it barely matters. Look it up, ask a doctor to check it out, something. Don't take my word for it though.

Sparrow:

It's called an STD Max, you might want to get that looked at.

I guess this is where I reveal my TRAUMATIC PAST and you learn a VALUABLE LESSON in not making light of stuff like that.

Oh wait my past is not very traumatic at all.

Kuchinawa212:

*hugs*

Hugs always help right?

I guess!
I prefer ladies though.
Boys are usually kind of icky.

PRO tip: get off the forum and get to a doctors.

MaxTheReaper:

Sparrow:

It's called an STD Max, you might want to get that looked at.

I guess this is where I reveal my TRAUMATIC PAST and you learn a VALUABLE LESSON in not making light of stuff like that.

Oh wait my past is not very traumatic at all.

Kuchinawa212:

*hugs*

Hugs always help right?

I guess!
I prefer ladies though.
Boys are usually kind of icky.

XD good point. If I find any nice ladies, I'll point them your way

Somtimes my right foot locks up and i cant move it, it hurts alot somtimes then after it stops i feel so releaved, but its a scary feeling.

Also somtimes my eye twitches

It's probably your...damn it. But I used to have chest pain right where my heart is. And no I'm not fat.

Every once in a while, my eyelid twitches. It's not annoying, per se, but at least a bit odd.

i feel like i gotz da blockage in my veins for a short while and it feels like someone just stabbed two TWO buster swords through my heart

but then it goes away :)

Oh and somtimes my chest hurts or burns, but im not that fat. Think its my diet i eat alot of red meats and carbs.

and somtimes my right forearm twitches, one time for 2 days straight.
Wow, every human being has things wrong with them, i used to think it was just me

My resting heart rate is just over 40 bpm (should average around 70bpm) not sure if that means I'm healthy or very ill.

The apex of my shin is totally numb, I cannot feel a thing there since I bashed it. leaving a pretty mean scar and some serious nerve damage. Pretty much every joint in my body can click or be clicked quite easily and finally the first joint of my right middle finger is a full half inch wider than that on my left hand.

My right knee aches and sometimes outright hurts. My left foot, and more rarely my left knee do the same.

I get this random ass sharp pains all the time. Every since I was little I would occasionally feel like I was being stabbed in a certain area. It's never the same place twice either. So weird.

I get a pain in the left side of my jaw occasionally and if i move it too much when this occurs my jaw can lock... Oh and i get random cramps in my shoulders and legs

*Edit: And heartburn which seems to be hereditary...

my legs are in constant but very low-moderate pain. It may be due to my weight.

Dude, talk to your doctor, not a bunch of people online that you will never ever meet.

Very rarely when I'm trying to sleep my body just twitches(its only happened about 2-3 times).

Also I'm pretty sure that Ive heard something clicking in the middle of my head when I walked one time.

MaxTheReaper:

wwjdftw:

rule A.1-B, article 73, chpter 4, section 5, coulumn 3, 69th parargraph, of the intenet bullshit rule book, clearly stats that you must show hard proof that the events of your statement are true, ... or atleast tell a story...

Or I could just break out the yo mama jokes...

Dude, haven't you heard?
The bird is the word.

I'm a rebel.
Fuck the rules.
*drives away on his motorcycle*

EDIT: See, I don't care so much that I just DOUBLE POSTED
FUCK YEAH

(no you guys I am so sorry I did not know these were in the same thread)

HEY! HE'S BREAKING THE RULES!!! HE'S A REBEL GET HIM but not me cuz im a rebel tooGET HIM, BURN HIM! HES ALSO A WITCH! BURN HIM AHHH!!! AND FIND OUT IF SWALLOWS CAN CARRY COCONUTS!!!

Actually the other day I suffered a bit of an accident which ultimately has put me out of action. I was rushing up some stairs, I tripped and skewed up my left big toe, so I can't really do much because two days on and it's still hurting like hell.

I have tremors in my right hand. I usually don't notice it unless I'm doing something that requires dexterity (painting, drawing, surgery), but once I notice it gets really annoying. I also get pain in my right elbow, especially when it's really humid out. I broke it when I was little so now it's all sorts of messed up. My jaw also pops a lot and it's pretty loud whenever it happens.

I got a nail plunged though my foot once, now sometimes if I accidently bend it or something it really hurts!

I get that too :P

Like, my heart will stop beating, but I'll take a breath in and it starts beating like crazy XD

Hmmm at OP, have you seen any of the alien movies? ;)

OT: I get the muscle under my eye above my cheek twitch. Alot. Quite fast.

My eye twitches uncontrollably sometimes. Thats about it.

Psriocis :D

A chornic, hideous, painful skin diease that comes packed arthiritis absloutley free! :D

It's genetic, but no one in my immediate family or distant relatives has it, I'm the only one.

Also my right knee is messed up and can never be at ease, which makes me walk like Greg House at times.

And I got some paper stuck in my left ear, but I'm to embarrased to go doctors. I put it in there for a gig because I lost my ear plugs, turns out I put it in abit to far.

My friend has this thing with his foot where every once in a while it cramps up severly and as he puts it "feels like his foot is giving birth". It's kind of scary to watch. Luckily it's never happened at school.

I, on the other hand, sometimes get dizzy when I first get up in the morning and my vision goes blurry for like 5 seconds. Also, sometimes it feels like I'm not getting enough air when I yawn, like the yawn is stopping just short of the full breath. It's weird.

Jaqen Hghar:

rokkolpo:
you may be too thin.

if youre feeling your heart hit your chest.

Well, I am too thin... but I have actually gained a bit weight for a while. And it's not like it's every hit either, it's now and then.

darkless:

Those are called heart palpitations they aren't serious but you should see a doctor anyway they tend to have underlying problems

Hmm. Yeah, I think I should see a Doctor if it doesn't stop in a day or two. Cannot think of any underlying problems though. And they checked my body quite thoroughly after my accident, so my heart should be totally fine...

Have you been electrocuted recently?