Jaqen Hghar:
Yeah, it's my heart. But it's beating weird. It acts totally fine, then suddenly it beats two times or so a bit harder. It feels like someone is lightly hitting my chest, which is really annoying. I think it is somewhat normal, since I think I remember it happening once before. I just hope it stops this time as well. Does anyone have this?

In addition to that I got this annoying twitch in my lip, and my leg is acting up. Got a nerve damage when I broke my back, which makes my leg partially numb on the surface. So now I itch on my thigh, but scratching doesn't help since I cannot feel anything there -_-

Anyone else got something annoying with your body going on? A old injury acting up? Your spleen tries to jump through your mouth? Vent about it here!

I've had that before, They are called heart palpitations and there fairly common, You'll grow out of them. Research them from a doctor's prospective.

MaxTheReaper:
Everything hurts, always.
Like a constant, "This is your body when it's being beaten with a hammer" sort of pain.

I'd get that checked out, it's probably mental, but still go see a doctor.

My chest and back from work outs

Constant soreness

Sometime when I fold my leg when I kneel the knee joint will lock up and it is painful to straighten my leg back again.

2012 Wont Happen:

Starnerf:
I have no fingerprints on my right hand due to eczema. I'd go on a crime spree but without fingerprints it's hard to grip stuff with that hand.

shit, I didn't think that fingerprints would have such a big difference on grabbing things

I didn't either. Until I didn't have them. And I'm right-handed so it's very frustrating trying to write with a smooth sided pen or use chopsticks.

hmm...unusual heartbeat? you really should have that checked out.

Wrist from playing guitar and dislocating it when riding a bike once. Um. shoulder from something i have no clue about. UMMMMMM! I have an irregular heart beat sometimes.

According to my doctor, my bones are growing slightly faster then my muscles, which result in the occasional extreme amounts of pain as my muscle if being stretched. Luckily those don't happen too often and they are short.

This doesn't hurt but I also grind my teeth really bad at night. So bad that if I didn't wear the retainer I have while I sleep, I wouldn't have teeth by the time I'm 21 (I'm 16 right now).

Sometimes, I try to blink but my eyes close at diffrent times...
Looks like I am retarted or something.

Jaqen Hghar:
Yeah, it's my heart. But it's beating weird. It acts totally fine, then suddenly it beats two times or so a bit harder. It feels like someone is lightly hitting my chest, which is really annoying. I think it is somewhat normal, since I think I remember it happening once before. I just hope it stops this time as well. Does anyone have this?

In addition to that I got this annoying twitch in my lip, and my leg is acting up. Got a nerve damage when I broke my back, which makes my leg partially numb on the surface. So now I itch on my thigh, but scratching doesn't help since I cannot feel anything there -_-

Anyone else got something annoying with your body going on? A old injury acting up? Your spleen tries to jump through your mouth? Vent about it here!

well i swallowed a piece of glass but i cant tell if it went to my stomach now. btu when i swallow it hurts like hell like i have a sore throat.

my livers a slut and my hearts a retard

Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.

The title sounds like a Mr. Burns quote.

I tend to get old man pains in my left shoulder and wrist.

When I lay down to go to sleep it gets hard to breath sometimes. My ankle and one of my thumbs can be cracked nonstop because they never healed properly when I sprained them.

Sometimes when I inhale it feels like someone's stabbing me in the chest. Plus when I try to think about my breathing, I stop. And I have some muscle problems in the right side of my back, meaning I can't sit in a wierd postion for too long.

I might have tourettes brought on by excessive videogaming. I'm serious. I also am constantly scratching the hollow at the base of my skull. It tickles.

Well apparently i have this thing called a conscience, i know weird huh.

You just have an irregular heart beat. Mine does it all the time, and sometimes like during a long run I feel as if it has stopped. If you are worried, seek medical attention.

dude, just take it out if the abnormal beating is bothering you that much.

My back frequently hurts me because I'm 6'4" and the world of tables, desks, and chairs was not built for the comfortable sitting position of people such as myself.

ERadical:
Hmmm at OP, have you seen any of the alien movies? ;)

Oh crap... I do think I remember this strange pod thing at the carpark last time I was at the mall...

stinkychops:

Have you been electrocuted recently?

Not that I can remember myself. Maybe those pesky gnomes are doing it to me while I sleep. I think I would wake up then though.

Jaqen Hghar:

ERadical:
Hmmm at OP, have you seen any of the alien movies? ;)

Oh crap... I do think I remember this strange pod thing at the carpark last time I was at the mall...

stinkychops:

Have you been electrocuted recently?

Not that I can remember myself. Maybe those pesky gnomes are doing it to me while I sleep. I think I would wake up then though.

Those gnomes will do that!
Ok was the last time you ate cheese between 2 to 4 days ago? If so, did you eat cereal with milk that morning?

Recently I began losing feeling in random parts of my body for a random amount of time, most recently was the ring and little finger on my right hand.

And theses random scratches and cuts that appear everywhere, but apparently I'm dealing with Kitten Xenomorphs.

The thing I'm most worried about which has yet to be explained to me by my doctors is rarely when I do strenuous activity from a standstill I get waves of pain each time my heartbeats; it starts around where the kidneys would be and then it creeps further up my spine each beat until it's right at the back of my head. It feels like my circulatory system is being pumped up by a bicycle pump and I have to take a moment to just tilt my head towards the ceiling and squint my eyes until it stops, which takes maybe 45 seconds; unsettling though.

It probably has something to do with the fact that my kidneys stopped functioning four years ago and all that's really left of them is scar tissue, 'cept for the slightly used one I acquired shortly after that; but that's a looong other story.*

My left eye twitches pretty violently when I haven't gotten sleep in a while; sometimes when I bend my left elbow it's a little hard to unbend it and it makes a satisfying crack when I do :)

*Long story short, I have more kidneys than you do noob.

Yeah, when i get angry i grow huge muscles and turn green it's the oddist thing LOL!

My heart flutters sometimes for no apparent reason. I also get chest pains for no reason that causes me to hold my breath due to the pain of breathing for up to a minute.

Been to the doctors, couldn't find anything at that time. Only coz it comes and goes.

Go to the doctors maybe? How obvious can it be that the moment something seems to be going wrong you visit someone who's specialized in detecting and fixing what's wrong?

Yeah, they're called palpitations. Cut back on caffeine.
I get them after getting out the bath, my body feels on fire o.O
My ex used to get them and make a huge song and dance about it. omomgoomg am gunna diee! omggg!
¬.¬

Anyway, nothing too bad is bothering me at the moments. My left ear is really hurting. My legs are starting to ache again and my tummy's hurting due to good ol' PMS, but apart from that, it's all good in the hood.

Sometimes when I move my neck, it feels like a strand in my neck snaps. Then I get a lump in my throat. Hurts like a sunnafabitch.

stinkychops:

Those gnomes will do that!
Ok was the last time you ate cheese between 2 to 4 days ago? If so, did you eat cereal with milk that morning?

Hmm. I drink about one glass of milk every day, and maybe a bit of cheese...
Are you just asking randomly, or is there a method behind this? :P

For me, if I stand up too quickly, I go all lightheaded and stuff.

I can't actually be bothered to do anything about it, for the simple fact that it's interesting, and the rest of my life is boring.

Jaqen Hghar:

stinkychops:

Those gnomes will do that!
Ok was the last time you ate cheese between 2 to 4 days ago? If so, did you eat cereal with milk that morning?

Hmm. I drink about one glass of milk every day, and maybe a bit of cheese...
Are you just asking randomly, or is there a method behind this? :P

And I'd be correct in the assumption that you didn't physically exert yourself that day?

stinkychops:

And I'd be correct in the assumption that you didn't physically exert yourself that day?

That assumption would be fairly correct. There was some driving that day, and some... bedroom gymnastics, but no other training or something >_>

Jaqen Hghar:

stinkychops:

And I'd be correct in the assumption that you didn't physically exert yourself that day?

That assumption would be fairly correct. There was some driving that day, and some... bedroom gymnastics, but no other training or something >_>

Would you say you consumed some salty confectionary/dinner?