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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2394 Joined: 29 Jul 2009     | |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 16016 Joined: 26 Dec 2008     | I usually just go with something short and sarcastic - it's the tone of voice that really sells it. I could say that I say "Awesome," but without hearing how I said it, it's nowhere near as good. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 353 Joined: 16 Jul 2009    | I've said "blimey" for a while. Just because I can. |
On the Record  Posts: 6069 Joined: 24 Aug 2009     | "So...this is how it ends. With a massive bill for funerals." That is what I would say in a Simon Pegg Hot Fuzz voice. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1200 Joined: 16 Sep 2009    | I literally said "Wow text files" for the longest time imaginable. I don't even think that's what "WTF" means. (In regard to the files.) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2472 Joined: 12 Jul 2008    | "Oh for Christ's sake..." |
Muckraker  Posts: 287 Joined: 6 Jul 2009     | How about the classic 'Ah shit'. Or the good old curse 'Bollocks'. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2513 Joined: 9 Mar 2009   | I'd probably say something like "well... fuck." I'm a to the point kinda person. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1355 Joined: 11 May 2009    | i would not say anything. i'd just grimace and go forward. no BSing for me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1397 Joined: 13 Jun 2009    | "..Cancel my 2 o'clock war, this one is gonna go into overtime." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1712 Joined: 3 Aug 2009  | "Oh you gotta be KIDDING ME!", thats probably what i would say, then continue to pull a nuke out of my pocket. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 122 Joined: 16 Mar 2009   | "You have just lost, i will now point at you and laugh. Prepare to feel embarrassment" I have said that several times when i played sports with my friends. I would never say that to someone who i don't know well, then the real embarrassment would be on me. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 195 Joined: 3 Jun 2009   | Snap or whippersnap, I've being using for quite a while now |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 66 Joined: 26 Jun 2009 | 'What the tits' is a frequent one for me I also scored big humour points with my (now) girlfriend for exclaiming 'HOLY FLAMING LEMON PIGS!' |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 103 Joined: 6 May 2009  | "well pinch my bum and call me mary" is the lastest craze aha! i love it! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1148 Joined: 22 Sep 2009 | "We are gonna need a bigger boat." And any variation thereof. =3 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3022 Joined: 21 Apr 2009    | Terrorists are attacking this one house that these soldiers are. One of them who happens to be on the roof gets his head knocked forward when a bullet ricochets off the dome of his helmet. "God, damn it... my gum fell out." |
On the Record  Posts: 6901 Joined: 22 Aug 2008    | By the Eight Legs of Sleipnir! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3897 Joined: 4 May 2008    | I quite like saying: What the freakidy-freak-di-bang-bam?! |
Muckraker  Posts: 236 Joined: 21 Mar 2009   | "What in the name of buttery goodness?" I do love red v.s blue. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2586 Joined: 19 Mar 2008  | When I can remember to use it, my personal and home-made favourite is Jesus dog-murdering Christ |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009   | jesus non-existent-christ! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 |
don't use my avatar in vain! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3138 Joined: 23 Apr 2009 | Oh my Gandi! WTF levels have just risen to amounts higher then the sheilds can take. (used when watching Star Trek) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 403 Joined: 26 Aug 2008    | I just say fucking eh. Don't really remember why i started using eh. |
Muckraker  Posts: 278 Joined: 18 Oct 2008 | "Suuuuuuuuuuon of a BITCH" forgot from where but its always in my head when something bad happens |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2787 Joined: 20 Feb 2009  | It's not from a film, but it works for me: "Mitä vittua!?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4934 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   | I'm boring. I just do the, "Really? REALLY?" *sigh* Gets the point across, though. |
On the Record  Posts: 7184 Joined: 11 Jul 2009 | I have started to say "JAY-SUS CRIST-ITY!", in a fake Australian accent. I will use that |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 466 Joined: 12 Sep 2009  | I just say... Every second you don't *Bla Bla Bla* God kills a kitten... Save the kittens... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 160 Joined: 14 Aug 2009  | It depends entirely on the situation... if I'm being presented with unusual levels of human stupidity, my usual response is "someone get out on the dumb side of bed this morning." However, if it's just crap that there's no help for it's "D.N.F.C, S.E.F.P." or "Dilligaf?" "Do. Not. Fucking. Care. Someone. Else's. Fucking. Problem." and "Do I look like I give a fuck?" Yes, I realize they're both acronyms, but in my defense, I rarely ever explain them, leaving the recipients feeling dumber than usual. |
Muckraker  Posts: 274 Joined: 12 Aug 2009 | "Stick around." Arnold in predator or "oh herro!" which was kim jong il in team america or "to the pain" from westley in the princess bride |
Muckraker  Posts: 306 Joined: 23 Sep 2009   | From Spy Kids: "Oh shi...take mushrooms..." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 56 Joined: 25 Sep 2008   | "You are greatly outnumbering me. According to dispersal og ninjutsu, you just lost." |
Muckraker  Posts: 248 Joined: 20 Aug 2009 | I do the Trailer Park Boys "WHAT IN THE FUCK!?" |
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Have you ever saw one of those action movies where there's a scene where the main character would come across something big or uncountable number of enemies, and he would say something clever or funny, remarking on his current plight?
Have you ever heard one of those phrases, and it stuck out in you mind?
Or would you say and/or do something clever in a situation like that?
I would say something along the lines of: "Aw, you gotta be shittin' me" (complete with facepalm), or i probably wouldn't say anything at all, i would probably just stare, mouth gaping wide open at my misfortune.
How about you?