Have you ever saw one of those action movies where there's a scene where the main character would come across something big or uncountable number of enemies, and he would say something clever or funny, remarking on his current plight?

Have you ever heard one of those phrases, and it stuck out in you mind?

Or would you say and/or do something clever in a situation like that?

I would say something along the lines of: "Aw, you gotta be shittin' me" (complete with facepalm), or i probably wouldn't say anything at all, i would probably just stare, mouth gaping wide open at my misfortune.

How about you?

I've said "blimey" for a while. Just because I can.

"So...this is how it ends. With a massive bill for funerals."

That is what I would say in a Simon Pegg Hot Fuzz voice.

I literally said "Wow text files" for the longest time imaginable. I don't even think that's what "WTF" means. (In regard to the files.)

"Oh for Christ's sake..."

How about the classic 'Ah shit'. Or the good old curse 'Bollocks'.

I'd probably say something like "well... fuck."

I'm a to the point kinda person.

i would not say anything. i'd just grimace and go forward. no BSing for me.

"..Cancel my 2 o'clock war, this one is gonna go into overtime."

"Oh you gotta be KIDDING ME!", thats probably what i would say, then continue to pull a nuke out of my pocket.

"You have just lost, i will now point at you and laugh. Prepare to feel embarrassment"

I have said that several times when i played sports with my friends. I would never say that to someone who i don't know well, then the real embarrassment would be on me.

Snap or whippersnap, I've being using for quite a while now

'What the tits' is a frequent one for me

I also scored big humour points with my (now) girlfriend for exclaiming 'HOLY FLAMING LEMON PIGS!'

"well pinch my bum and call me mary" is the lastest craze aha! i love it!

By the Eight Legs of Sleipnir!

I quite like saying:

What the freakidy-freak-di-bang-bam?!

"What in the name of buttery goodness?"

I do love red v.s blue.

When I can remember to use it, my personal and home-made favourite is

Jesus dog-murdering Christ

jesus non-existent-christ!
oh poopy
bullocks
oh shit
fuck
*insane laugh*
I need more ammo

Code Monkey:
"What in the name of buttery goodness?"

don't use my avatar in vain!

Oh my Gandi!

WTF levels have just risen to amounts higher then the sheilds can take. (used when watching Star Trek)

I just say fucking eh. Don't really remember why i started using eh.

"Suuuuuuuuuuon of a BITCH" forgot from where but its always in my head when something bad happens

It's not from a film, but it works for me:

"Mitä vittua!?"

I just say...

Every second you don't *Bla Bla Bla* God kills a kitten...

Save the kittens...

It depends entirely on the situation... if I'm being presented with unusual levels of human stupidity, my usual response is "someone get out on the dumb side of bed this morning."

However, if it's just crap that there's no help for it's "D.N.F.C, S.E.F.P." or "Dilligaf?"

"Do. Not. Fucking. Care. Someone. Else's. Fucking. Problem." and "Do I look like I give a fuck?"

Yes, I realize they're both acronyms, but in my defense, I rarely ever explain them, leaving the recipients feeling dumber than usual.

"Stick around." Arnold in predator

or "oh herro!" which was kim jong il in team america

or "to the pain" from westley in the princess bride

From Spy Kids:

"Oh shi...take mushrooms..."

"You are greatly outnumbering me. According to dispersal og ninjutsu, you just lost."

I do the Trailer Park Boys "WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"