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Beat Writer  Posts: 162 Joined: 7 Aug 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4338 Joined: 29 Jul 2009     | Jesus MonkeyShit-Fucking Christ! One i just thought of. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1555 Joined: 21 Dec 2007    | "Bees are on the what now?" |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 708 Joined: 28 Oct 2009    | Well, it depends on what was happening. Something really bad about to happen to me, like a jet about to launch a missile on my position; I somehow manage to survive and something worse happens; Someone says something I find very stupid; Same as above but worse; Self-explanatory, really; An 'Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' scenario. Just off the top of my head. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1518 Joined: 2 Sep 2009    | "Jesus Christ on a Bicycle!", or the shorter version "Christ on a bike!". Oh, and there is always "Shit on a stick!" |
Muckraker  Posts: 306 Joined: 18 Jun 2009   | "Sweet merciful crap!", that's a favorite of mine. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 95 Joined: 8 Aug 2008    | "Oh hello, Didn't notice you there" As the legions of hell descend upon me. "That blows my mind! Guess that makes two of us." As I blow the first zombie's head off. "Hope you brought plenty of ammo guys, this might take a while" when faced with a black ops team. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 204 Joined: 13 Jul 2009     | "Holy Shi'ite in a bomb factory!!".... not very politically correct or religiously sensitive, but it gets the message across easy enough... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1826 Joined: 15 May 2008  | I do like "Um... what the hell ass balls?" My friends like it ^_^ |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2525 Joined: 16 Mar 2009   | I very frequently substitute "mouth" with "dick" when I'm telling people to shut it. Edit: oh, you meant something to substitute WTF with, not something that makes people react like "WTF" I'm quite a fan of "You what?" (or "You fucking WHAT!?!?!?" depending on the intensity) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2612 Joined: 12 Aug 2009   | fuck this *turn gun on self and commit suicide* |
SUSPENDED  Posts: 1632 Joined: 28 Dec 2008   | "If im gonna get my balls blown off of on word, that word is Poontang" From Full Metal Jacket. User was suspended for: Texas to Revise History Textbooks. (7 days) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4774 Joined: 5 May 2008    | I have many: After I say any of those, that's when we cue the epic guitar solo and all out war. |
Paperboy  Posts: 37 Joined: 10 Feb 2008    | mama mea |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1605 Joined: 5 May 2009   | man we're in a tight spot |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1210 Joined: 30 Jun 2009  | "Jeusus on a pogo stick," is a favorite of mine. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 70 Joined: 11 Aug 2008    | *sigh*, Bummer.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1687 Joined: 21 Nov 2008 | /me facepalms and says out loud FUCK |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1028 Joined: 24 Apr 2009 | "What the pfargtl?" I also like to use "Oh balls..." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 65 Joined: 12 Oct 2009   | from a movie i liked "CAPTAIN KIRK'S NIPPLES!" but for me it's be HOLY SHI-FECAL MATTER BATMAN! oh and from a game (conker's bad fur day) "Oh my giddy aunt this is not good" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 211 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | 'You have got to be f**king kidding.' |
Copy Clerk Posts: 65 Joined: 12 Oct 2009 |
i laughed my fookin arse off reading that! hhhhha! crying! i'm crying lmao! |
BANNED  Posts: 3668 Joined: 8 Feb 2009  | "I had a dream about it, than I lost it in another dream" User was banned for: dam christmas brings out the babes . (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1067 Joined: 7 Feb 2009 |
Help me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1990 Joined: 28 Jun 2009  | BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!I love Hot Fuzz |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 89 Joined: 18 Oct 2009  | Most of the time: |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2210 Joined: 30 Aug 2009   | I don't know but in Transformers 2(the newest one) when Optimus was surrounded in the forrest, and he's just like "I'll take you all on!" and then he does, I thought that was kind of badass |
On the Record  Posts: 7973 Joined: 27 Aug 2009   | holy jesus on a red and pink polka dotted unicycle with a tiny little horn and tassles! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 722 Joined: 21 Oct 2009  | *look up towards the sky* |
On the Record  Posts: 6079 Joined: 12 Apr 2008  | Sweet Zombie Jesus. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 403 Joined: 21 Sep 2009   | I take this one from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. It comes from when Arthur and his knights have their giant wooden bunny catapulted back at them. "JESUS CHRIST!" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 962 Joined: 13 Feb 2009   |
I'd prob end up saying Well, fuck me. I know this girl who would say Fuck me sideways(yeah, weird right?) My favorite though, although not sure if it counts is what Duke says, and if you have to ask for it, you jill never realize its awesomeness. |
BANNED  Posts: 172 Joined: 29 Oct 2009 | Lol my thing right now is what the fucking fuck? User was banned for: What if you suddenly changed sex?. (Permanent) |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 17 Sep 2009    | To quote the great Duke Nukem I would say: I'm going to kick all your asses and still have time to watch Oprah |
BANNED Posts: 3668 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 | "i'm too drunk to taste this chicken!" User was banned for: dam christmas brings out the babes . (Permanent) |
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"Wat?" (eaten by T-Rex)