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Beat Writer  Posts: 132 Joined: 7 Aug 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2343 Joined: 29 Jul 2009    | Jesus MonkeyShit-Fucking Christ! One i just thought of. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 935 Joined: 21 Dec 2007    | "Bees are on the what now?" |
Press Junketeer Posts: 358 Joined: 28 Oct 2009    | Well, it depends on what was happening. Something really bad about to happen to me, like a jet about to launch a missile on my position; I somehow manage to survive and something worse happens; Someone says something I find very stupid; Same as above but worse; Self-explanatory, really; An 'Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' scenario. Just off the top of my head. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 825 Joined: 2 Sep 2009    | "Jesus Christ on a Bicycle!", or the shorter version "Christ on a bike!". Oh, and there is always "Shit on a stick!" |
Muckraker  Posts: 255 Joined: 18 Jun 2009    | "Sweet merciful crap!", that's a favorite of mine. |
Paperboy  Posts: 50 Joined: 8 Aug 2008  | "Oh hello, Didn't notice you there" As the legions of hell descend upon me. "That blows my mind! Guess that makes two of us." As I blow the first zombie's head off. "Hope you brought plenty of ammo guys, this might take a while" when faced with a black ops team. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 195 Joined: 13 Jul 2009     | "Holy Shi'ite in a bomb factory!!".... not very politically correct or religiously sensitive, but it gets the message across easy enough... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1444 Joined: 15 May 2008   | I do like "Um... what the hell ass balls?" My friends like it ^_^ |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1674 Joined: 16 Mar 2009     | I very frequently substitute "mouth" with "dick" when I'm telling people to shut it. Edit: oh, you meant something to substitute WTF with, not something that makes people react like "WTF" I'm quite a fan of "You what?" (or "You fucking WHAT!?!?!?" depending on the intensity) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1297 Joined: 12 Aug 2009 | fuck this *turn gun on self and commit suicide* |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 872 Joined: 28 Dec 2008   | "If im gonna get my balls blown off of on word, that word is Poontang" From Full Metal Jacket. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2265 Joined: 5 May 2008   | I have many: After I say any of those, that's when we cue the epic guitar solo and all out war. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 10 Feb 2008  | mama mea |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1387 Joined: 5 May 2009   | man we're in a tight spot |
SUSPENDED  Posts: 1028 Joined: 30 Jun 2009 | "Jeusus on a pogo stick," is a favorite of mine. User was suspended for: I'm sick and tired of .... (3 days) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 57 Joined: 11 Aug 2008   | *sigh*, Bummer.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1634 Joined: 21 Nov 2008   | /me facepalms and says out loud FUCK |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 585 Joined: 24 Apr 2009 | "What the pfargtl?" I also like to use "Oh balls..." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 60 Joined: 12 Oct 2009   | from a movie i liked "CAPTAIN KIRK'S NIPPLES!" but for me it's be HOLY SHI-FECAL MATTER BATMAN! oh and from a game (conker's bad fur day) "Oh my giddy aunt this is not good" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 137 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | 'You have got to be f**king kidding.' |
Copy Clerk Posts: 60 Joined: 12 Oct 2009 |
i laughed my fookin arse off reading that! hhhhha! crying! i'm crying lmao! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3580 Joined: 8 Feb 2009   | "I had a dream about it, than I lost it in another dream" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 472 Joined: 7 Feb 2009  |
Help me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1169 Joined: 28 Jun 2009 | BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!I love Hot Fuzz |
Paperboy  Posts: 12 Joined: 18 Oct 2009  | Most of the time: |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1174 Joined: 30 Aug 2009 | I don't know but in Transformers 2(the newest one) when Optimus was surrounded in the forrest, and he's just like "I'll take you all on!" and then he does, I thought that was kind of badass |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | holy jesus on a red and pink polka dotted unicycle with a tiny little horn and tassles! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 136 Joined: 21 Oct 2009 | *look up towards the sky* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4868 Joined: 12 Apr 2008  | Sweet Zombie Jesus. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 205 Joined: 21 Sep 2009  | I take this one from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. It comes from when Arthur and his knights have their giant wooden bunny catapulted back at them. "JESUS CHRIST!" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 787 Joined: 13 Feb 2009  |
I'd prob end up saying Well, fuck me. I know this girl who would say Fuck me sideways(yeah, weird right?) My favorite though, although not sure if it counts is what Duke says, and if you have to ask for it, you jill never realize its awesomeness. |
BANNED  Posts: 172 Joined: 29 Oct 2009 | Lol my thing right now is what the fucking fuck? User was banned for: What if you suddenly changed sex?. (Permanent) |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 17 Sep 2009    | To quote the great Duke Nukem I would say: I'm going to kick all your asses and still have time to watch Oprah |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3580 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 | "i'm too drunk to taste this chicken!" |
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