So, as a fairly young gamer/nerd, I have not seen most of the famous movies, nor read the famous books, and pop culture refernces and parodies are spoiling EVERYTHING! It pisses me off! So, i encourage you, for the sake of my people, get your spoilers out. Just spoil away! It will be great fun! I'm just gonna leave this post out there, for always and eternity, so if you wan't to qoute a movies ending, or discuss the end of a book around the office, just post here instead. Someone will be grateful. That was really long, wasn't it?

Wait...you're saying spoilers piss you off, and now you want spoilers?

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Snape Kills Dumbledore...

[quote="NeutralDrow" post="18.156949.3874658"]Wait...you're saying spoilers piss you off, and now you want spoilers?

What I meant is if people get rid of them here, the won't somewhere else. Like near me.

Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud (and they're both Tyler Durden)*

*too lazy to find the xkcd comic to post here.

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Snape kills Dumbledore.

edit: I'm 2 minutes too late.

NeutralDrow:

You, sir, have just given me a new desktop background.

leouck:

NeutralDrow:
Wait...you're saying spoilers piss you off, and now you want spoilers?

What I meant is if people get rid of them here, the won't somewhere else. Like near me.

But...you're reading this thread.

They're inherently near you.

leouck:
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You were missing a [/quote] bracket.

Spoilers are, by nature, vile and evil things that should never be uttered to anyone ever. They completely destroy the purpose and specific design of the referenced work of literature, and thus negate the hard work that the creators put into it by ruining the experience and causing the victim of said spoiler to experience the story in a way that was not meant, indeed a way that is contrary to the original design.

I stand fully and completely against spoilers, and believe they should never, ever be shared.

Just had to say that.

Cloud Strife's career as 1st Class SOLDIER never happened; his skills, personality and the story of his life as you know it are an amalgam of his friend Zack's persona, the stories Zack had told him, and what he presumed a 1st Class SOLDIER would act like.

The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is empty except for you and GLaDOS. The previous occupants were killed by deadly neurotoxin when GLaDOS's morality core failed.

Ansem was actually a Heartless.

Obadiah Stane is out to take over Stark Industries and is willing to kill Tony to do so.

Yusuke is half-Demon.

Goku survives Planet Namek's explosion.

Terra is half-Esper.

Golbez is Cecil's brother, and both are Lunarians.

Faris is a woman.

That's all I got.

NeutralDrow:

leouck:

NeutralDrow:
Wait...you're saying spoilers piss you off, and now you want spoilers?

What I meant is if people get rid of them here, the won't somewhere else. Like near me.

But...you're reading this thread.

They're inherently near you.

I really just want to protect others. I plan, also, to stop reading this, and, to prove my point, I have already heard all these spoilers. Except for that BioShock one. I didn't read that one.

Sam and Rick dies at the end of Casablanca because Major Strausser was hiding in the piano with a gun. Renault shows up and kills Strausser, then tells his officers to round up Stephen Baldwin, Gabriel Byrne, Benecio del Toro, Kevin Spacey and Kevin Pollak.

*ba dum tish*

Valkyrie:

Leeroy Jenkins dies in the end.

The Civil War?

Yeah, the South didn't do so hot.

Citizen Kane: An old asshole who misses his sled and dies

I'm not really sure I get this, but what the heck, boredom's a killer.

king kong falls
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Darth Vader WAS his father!
Snape kills Dumbledore!
It was Earth all along!
Jesus gets crucified

I'll try keep mine gamer nerdlike:

Sheik was a man
Vlad was always the bad guy
Alama is pregenant
Your father never really died (until the end)(if you can get that wihout hints your as sad as me)
It was the old witches brother (doubt anyone will get that without hints)

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

His mom was part of his multiple personality.

The aliens are the good guys.

Snape kills Aeris.

Ganon raped zelda in WW, so she became a pirate out of trauma.

Glados is still alive.

Douk:
-snip-

Nice Norman reference

NeutralDrow:

I don't get it.

MW2
Sheppard Fucks you over

Dragon Age Origins
If you romance with Morrigan she fucks you over

Harry Potter
Snape fucks over Dumbledore, who later gets fucked over by Voldemort

It is inevitable that everyone will get fucked over

leouck:
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You forgot the [/quote] at the end.

OT: I haven't watched many of the classic movies either, so I only know that Snape kills Dumbledore and a few other recent things.

Roman dies... Or he doesn't