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Gone Gonzo
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NOTE: This is not a Twilight bashing thread, altough it's fans might fit into this!

Honestly, I don't know where to begin. As much as I can't find a link to the 20/20 expose they did on them while ago the link at the bottom sorta explains the topic.

Yesterday, I was watching 20/20 when they brought up the subject of people who think they are vampires. They went around the French Quarter of New Orleans (Why must it be in a city I think is brilliant) and spoke to people who say they are vampires, talking to one who was a self-proclaimed "Vampire Master" and a Sanguinarian meaning, he actually drinks human blood.

From willing people. He pricks them with a needle, then starts sucking blood.

There are others who say they are difrent like "Psychic" Vampires who feed off of sex and people who are at their creative peak, along with a list of others which sound even more crazy than the next. They also buy fangs and... well it just gets even more absurd, such as wearing sunglasses and using umbrellas every day to deflect the sun.

So I was wondering what you think of this, plus are there any other groups of people that you think are kooky or a alittle crazy?

http://tigerweekly.com/article/06-28-2006/3220

Infamous Scribbler
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A little crazy? They're off their fucking rocker.

Edit: this is from the site link "If you aren't sure whether you're a vampire, the forum lists a few 'symptoms' to notice: insatiable thirst (for blood, of course), chronic headache, muscle pains and spasms, insomnia, emotional distress, paranoia and general mental instability."

Well all of those (aside from insatiable thirst for blood) have a legitimate reason. Christ I've had muscle pains and insomnia before, doesn't make me a Vampire.

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It's stupid, that's all it is. I don't know what else to say, everything boils down to stupid.

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Gone Gonzo
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They're a bunch of fruitcakes. It's nothing new really, people who have had difficult childhoods and stuff like that.

They'll grow out of it I expect, or die of blood poisoning more likely.

Master Archivist
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I used to have a friend who thought he was a Vampire Hunter.

He'd sharpen wooden stakes and stab mattresses with them.

ActionDan:
They're off their fucking rocker.

Truer words, never spoken, etc.

BrotherhoodOfSteel:

There are others who say they are difrent like "Psychic" Vampires who feed off of sex

Any hot girls? I bet they're crazy in bed...

Gone Gonzo
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Amnestic:

BrotherhoodOfSteel:

There are others who say they are difrent like "Psychic" Vampires who feed off of sex

Any hot girls? I bet they're crazy in bed...

Errr... from the 20/20 expose... They we're all in their 40's. And looked like drug addicts.

The crazy part might fit still though...

On the Record
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yes people are stupid and crazy. it's kinda sad that our society allows stuff like this to carry on but it does

Gone Gonzo
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Cleanse the unclean!
Such insanity should not be tolorated!
seriously though.......SERIOUSLY?!

PROBATION
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all things can be solved with fire

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Muckraker
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It's possible. I have evidence that shows that my sister is probably a vampire.

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BrotherhoodOfSteel:

Amnestic:

BrotherhoodOfSteel:

There are others who say they are difrent like "Psychic" Vampires who feed off of sex

Any hot girls? I bet they're crazy in bed...

Errr... from the 20/20 expose... They we're all in their 40's. And looked like drug addicts.

The crazy part might fit still though...

I was kinda hoping for some 17-21 year old slightly gothy chick. *sigh* Nevermind then.

Gone Gonzo
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Those nutters, it's one thing to pretend to be something your not but to then actually genuinely believe it is nothing short of lunacy which in turn is dangerous, they actually strike me as people who will lash out violently if necessary. Seriously only a wierdo would actually think he's something he's not.

Now if you'll excuse me I must get into my banshee and reunite with the rest of the Sangheili fleet.

Beat Writer
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I say we burn them just to be on the safe side.

Gone Gonzo
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Amnestic:

BrotherhoodOfSteel:

Amnestic:

BrotherhoodOfSteel:

There are others who say they are difrent like "Psychic" Vampires who feed off of sex

Any hot girls? I bet they're crazy in bed...

Errr... from the 20/20 expose... They we're all in their 40's. And looked like drug addicts.

The crazy part might fit still though...

I was kinda hoping for some 17-21 year old slightly gothy chick. *sigh* Nevermind then.

Sorry man. Ah well... To Dreeeeam.... The Impossible Dreeeeeeeam....

Press Junketeer
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just people trying to feel important dont encourage it

Gone Gonzo
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BURN THE WITCHES! PUT 'EM TO THE STICK! BUWAHAHAHAH!!

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KILL IT !!!!! KILL. IT !!!!!

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Okay, not really. But these people should be thrown into a therapy room.

I'm watching that 20/20 episode right now.

Recordings rule!

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siffty:
all things can be solved with fire

Indeed they can.

OT: So what is their story about the whole sunlight thing? surely they must have been outside at some point... I just can't wait for them to go rogue and stop asking for the blood, nobody in their right mind could argue with me hunting them then.

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Gone Gonzo
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Reuq:

siffty:
all things can be solved with fire

Indeed they can.

OT: So what is their story about the whole sunlight thing? surely they must have been outside at some point... I just can't wait for them to go rogue and stop asking for the blood, nobody in their right mind could argue with me hunting them then.

OH RIGHT! I'll add that to the opening, but what they do is wear sunglasses and use umbrellas. Every. Single. Day.

Pulitzer Laureate
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BrotherhoodOfSteel:

Amnestic:

BrotherhoodOfSteel:

There are others who say they are difrent like "Psychic" Vampires who feed off of sex

Any hot girls? I bet they're crazy in bed...

Errr... from the 20/20 expose... They we're all in their 40's. And looked like drug addicts.

The crazy part might fit still though...

Which is why I absolutely never believe anything people over 40 (especially if they're grandmother-drug-addicts) say on TV.

Gone Gonzo
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Its up to them what they think they are; sure they're batshit insane, but if they think they are a vampire, let them be one.

If they try to suck my blood though I will stake them to a railway line.

Gone Gonzo
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I'm pretty sure they know that they're not vampires. They're probably just doing it for attention like the people who marry inanimate objects. But who knows. Some people are just straight up crazy.

Muckraker
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-My husband just happens to be a Master Vampire-

Yuk Yuk Yuk

This is funny

Gone Gonzo
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Vrex360:
Those nutters, it's one thing to pretend to be something your not but to then actually genuinely believe it is nothing short of lunacy which in turn is dangerous, they actually strike me as people who will lash out violently if necessary. Seriously only a wierdo would actually think he's something he's not.

Now if you'll excuse me I must get into my banshee and reunite with the rest of the Sangheili fleet.

Quite right. I don't know where the line between dedicated roleplaying and insanity goes, but these nutters have clearly crossed it.

And Now I'm off to shoot some Jerries off the sky.

Gone Gonzo
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Well I had an ex who liked to bite me and draw blood, I'm pretty sure it was just some weird fetish and not an attempt to drink my blood. Well at least I hope not.

Infamous Scribbler
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If you think you're a VAMPIRE I got news for ya!!!!!

You're not a vampire... you're a LOSER!

That's why you suck! Not because you're a vampire but because you're a LOSER!

Beat Writer
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They try drinking my blood, I will remind them that I have a bizarre tendency to put garlic on everything. EVERYTHING.

ActionDan:
A little crazy? They're off their fucking rocker

Quoted again, because this is important to remember.

Gone Gonzo
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I was in school and a girlfriend at the time told me she was a vampire. I laughed and started messing about with what she does (like can she turn into bats and fly around spying on people) and then realised she was serious.

She bit me, stayed with her for a bit longer till I realised she was mental in more ways than that.

Gone Gonzo
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who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

Muckraker
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There are a few people in my school who think they are vampires. Kinda sad really...

Gone Gonzo
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rokkolpo:
who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

Well they start when they are 13. And it continues for the rest of their life it seems...

Press Junketeer
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...are completely bat sh*t bonkers.

There I finished the title.

Gone Gonzo
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rokkolpo:
who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

Well, it did say that they were all in their 40s, so I doubt it's a teenage phase.

Press Junketeer
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There a bunch of losers that had no friends and turned to being vampires to think they belonged to something greater. That or they enjoy playing make believe as much as I did when I was 6

Ciarang:

rokkolpo:
who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

Well, it did say that they were all in their 40s, so I doubt it's a teenage phase.

Yea didn't you read the article. One of there husbands is one of the 20 MASTER VAMPIRES. She must be attractive.

Copy Clerk
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There was a "Vampire" on Jerry Springer once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd4e1QFkZzU

I really do actually feel sorry for this guy...

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