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Muckraker  Posts: 294 Joined: 7 Mar 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2563 Joined: 31 Aug 2009   | You Mudkip. You Dastardedly, pencil sniffer. You exsquisitly idiotic corken meisser. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1081 Joined: 1 Aug 2009     | You are such a 100110010111 Nerf hearder! |
SUSPENDED  Posts: 13972 Joined: 13 May 2009     | You level 24 mage you! User was suspended for: You watched it, You cant unwatch it. (7 days) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 609 Joined: 22 Mar 2009     | Looks like someone uses Intelligence as a dump stat. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2830 Joined: 28 May 2008     | You're such a Windows Vista!!! Yeah, I went there. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 881 Joined: 27 Sep 2009  | Shut up, Puke Skywalker. |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9221 Joined: 26 Jun 2008    | "You're so dumb you probably think Pi is exactly THREE!" -___- I am not good at insults. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3596 Joined: 5 Jun 2009    | Hey you, Goomba chew! OR Hello there, hypotenuse-face! OR Sorry, but isn't that spot reserved? It says "Pwnd noobs parking only"! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2563 Joined: 31 Aug 2009 | 01011001011011110111010100100000011000010111001001100101001000000111001101110101011000110 Hee hee.... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 688 Joined: 11 Nov 2009    | "You're so stupid, there are more stars in the universe than links between your brain-cells." For those of you who don't know, an average human brain has more links between it's cells than all the stars that we currently know of. In order to get beneath that number, a person would need to have a brain the size of a dog's or smaller. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 646 Joined: 17 Apr 2008   | How appropriate you fight like a cow! I'll see if I can think of something more on subject in a minute. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3903 Joined: 9 Jan 2009    |
Well I thought it was a bit funny.. OT:Anyways, my insults have no relevance. My charisma level isn't high enough :( |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 5 Aug 2009     | Rounds on me! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2328 Joined: 19 Feb 2009    | I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you. Thank you Big Bang Theory |
Muckraker  Posts: 302 Joined: 18 Nov 2009  | !F U canz R^@d +H!$ U R^@||y n^^D 2 G^+ L@!D yeah how about that. And if not F^.^ you. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3596 Joined: 5 Jun 2009 |
Yes. Yes i do. We all do. |
Paperboy  Posts: 39 Joined: 19 Nov 2009   | I called my brother a face rolling paladin once when we were playing Monopoly. Can I get any nerdier and nonsensical with that? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1523 Joined: 13 Jun 2009    |
Oh man, that's so low. That's not an insult..that's just...horrible. :P "If you were a metal, you'd be sodium" "You act like you have an IQ of 0000010" |
Paperboy  Posts: 32 Joined: 22 Nov 2009   | "Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1096 Joined: 1 May 2009 | "Any competent mind shouldn't have to rely on crassities and obscenities to win an argument. Your rebuttal?" Guess what comes next. NOTE: this only works on inarticulate people. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 222 Joined: 3 Oct 2009    | You have NO LIFE! your undead |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1708 Joined: 6 Oct 2009    | Adding your intelligence modifier to your d20 roll... you come out at -57. The sewer rat bests you at tic tac toe. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 15 Apr 2009    | when someone swears at you: Obscenities are the adjective for the mentally deficient. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 854 Joined: 1 Apr 2009  | Your parents really should have re-rolled, huh? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 165 Joined: 25 Jun 2009  | "Wow,your so slow,is your ping at 999?" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 398 Joined: 11 Mar 2009  | Your momma thinks square roots are vegetables! |
BANNED  Posts: 2007 Joined: 26 Jul 2009   |
I like. OT: Actually, I can think of any... may be I'm just normal. User was banned for: What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1077 Joined: 21 Apr 2009 |
Brilliant. Ill make one up. Your so ugly, you make Princess Theradas look hot. (I think thats her name) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 403 Joined: 21 Sep 2009  | I once said to someone, "Man you'd never get laid even if you had fluorine as your wingman." Explanation: Fluorine is the most electronegative element on the periodic table. As such, it is the most "attractive" to electrons. The rationale is that this dude I was referring to was so ugly he couldn't even get overflow electrons i.e. the B-line chicks that would roll off a hunk like fluorine. Ooh that was nerdy. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1933 Joined: 22 Sep 2009   | Youre as much use as Toad! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 590 Joined: 14 May 2008 | When I or one of my friends do something clumsy, we "botch[ed] our DEX check." Similarly with having a blond moment (failed out INT checks) or getting hungover (failed our FORT save). |
Beat Writer  Posts: 155 Joined: 24 Sep 2009   |
Now that is really funny! lawl! |
Muckraker  Posts: 271 Joined: 29 Sep 2008 |
Or Arsenic Selenium if you want to go all British! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 632 Joined: 26 Aug 2009 | You're the Gnome to my Tauren! |
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By this I mean the kind of insult someone would have to work out to be insulted by it, something to do with the technical parts of maths or science or whatever. (Kinda like a jokes in XKCD)
Mine, although not too insulting, is calling someone Arsenic Sulphur. In the periodic table of elements the atomic symbol of these, in that order, spell out ass!
If you have one please explain it.