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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1994 Joined: 13 Jan 2009     | |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 65 Joined: 13 Apr 2009    | I would be a very successful U.S. Marine sniper that fought during the Vietnam War, with 93 confirmed kills and an M21 variant named after me. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 158 Joined: 5 Aug 2009     | I'd threaten to turn people into frogs using alchemy, the turn myself into an invincible God-thing. |
Paperboy  Posts: 41 Joined: 23 Oct 2009     | I guess I'd be either a ghost or be like Ghost in MW2 (You never know his real name), and the 4802 would either be a team code or, if we're talking future here, my 'barcode number'. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 123 Joined: 1 Jul 2009     | <------ ummmmmm you dont want to know |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3930 Joined: 21 May 2008    |
I'm back with my new pet. Story* RAM's pet shreds the land. RAM activate his Random Gun. However, things backfires with -17/20. RAM and the pet are frozen until the night. Later back at home, RAM's wife ask him "What's wrong honey?". RAM gives his reply. Note* I'm procastinating and I thought of a silly joke I wanted to share with you. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 379 Joined: 12 Mar 2009   | Well, I would be Simon Hadow... I guess past the slightly foreighn sound of it, it would just be like any other name. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 109 Joined: 30 May 2009  | My life would be pain. Either mentally, because of my name, or physically, because... well, do I really have to explain? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2020 Joined: 30 Aug 2009    | I'd be great, cool, and full of energy? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 763 Joined: 8 Jul 2008    | This thread wouldn't be here. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 391 Joined: 2 Jun 2009    | I'd be a 11 year old child with an Xbox live microphone and 13 AK47's dangling from either arm. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 365 Joined: 4 Jun 2008    | Yorda would need Rapex. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 423 Joined: 8 Nov 2007    | I'd have to wear hats, even in bed or in the shower. If I had a choice, it would be somekind of fez, I'd be wearing. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 13 Nov 2009 | Everyone would assume I drink Coca Cola (true) and do pot (not true) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 662 Joined: 16 Mar 2008  | ... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 810 Joined: 24 Jun 2009  | I would be uncooked, and I would rock. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 181 Joined: 3 Oct 2009 | I would be evil, but only on the job. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 150 Joined: 28 Sep 2009   | At first I tought Zamble meant nothing, so that would be strange... Whith the help of google I learned it is the name of some african deity, and that would be strange, a white guy with an african name... or maybe not. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 171 Joined: 30 Jul 2008  | I didn't get this until I saw the username. Best response to this thread ever. If there were kudos on this forum, you would get it. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 952 Joined: 9 Aug 2009  | People would try and solve me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2671 Joined: 10 Oct 2008 | jboking. I'd just ask people to call me Jay...my friends already call me Jay...so nothing would really change. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 840 Joined: 12 Feb 2009  | i wouldnt be here, i'd already be traversing the multiverse looking for the many MANY hentai universes to go get laid then go to a dbz universe 100 years before goku arrives, find the 7 dragonballs and wish for my creation power |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1243 Joined: 25 Sep 2008   |
Possibly with Spider Jerusalem piloting... |
Muckraker  Posts: 317 Joined: 29 Sep 2009 | You would all be dead :D |
Beat Writer  Posts: 145 Joined: 27 Nov 2009  | I would be a girl vampire I combined the words so .. yeah. Smile time :D ;D :P :) |
Muckraker  Posts: 323 Joined: 20 Aug 2009  | I would be a pickle covered in white phosphorous(sp?). Sounds painful, actually. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 53 Joined: 21 May 2009  | i would be a Knight, an UNDEAD knight made of bones in a bag like manner, that should do it... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1474 Joined: 5 Jan 2009 | I'd swim upstream against the river of evil like a mighty salmon of justice. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 214 Joined: 25 Aug 2008   | I AM my user name. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 433 Joined: 26 Aug 2008   | Anyone know what a VeX1le is? Well id have a cool nickname. Vex i like it. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 98 Joined: 20 Apr 2009 | I would be a Dimmu Borgir song. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1350 Joined: 8 Aug 2009  | I can't think of anything that is called Maxieon. Maybe I could be an Organization XIII member, but other than that I can't think of anything else. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1519 Joined: 10 Feb 2009  | Well lets see. The letters in my username spell Rigs and the number 83 corresponds (coincidentally) to the sexual position 83, aka water sex, so my name means that I am some kind of aquatic sexual aid device. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 194 Joined: 21 Apr 2009  | I'd be jesus. Just think about it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1398 Joined: 10 Feb 2009  |
I hate you. Kidding, music is food for the soul, no matter how lame it is. I had a friend who listened to The Killers once, he's dead now. Ok seriously, I know I'm not funny, that was meant to be a joke but I know it's stupid. However, in all honesty, I can't stand The Killers BUT I had a friend who was into them and his favourite song was Mr. Brightside, in a strange kind of way it reminds me of him and I remember all the good times we had. As for my name. Well... it speaks for itself. If no one can figure that out for themselves they're stupider than I am. I'm as stupid as everyone and so are they. |
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Hmmm...
I would probably change my first name to Manuel-Carlos, and never mention the 123.
M.C. Echer, even though it isn't spelled right.