The street begging bitch from Assassins Creed 1. I'm sorry but who thought putting them in was a good idea!?

Lexodus:

Space Spoons:
The game in question isn't necessarily directly responsible for this one, but anyone remember about seven years ago, when Super Smash Bros. Melee was still new? EGM ran an "April Fools" article saying that one could unlock Sonic and Tails as playable fighters by scoring 20 KOs in Cruel Melee mode.

For those of you who've never played it, Cruel Melee is exactly what it sounds like; cruel. At that point in my life, I was no slouch at Smash Bros, but still could only manage 2 or 3 KOs. That didn't stop me from trying for hours and hours and hours, though.

Then I heard that the rumor was a fake. I could practically hear Master Hand laughing tauntingly at me.

Oh, come on! Only twenty? I once got thirty-two, back in my prime. I was a ninja on the box. Granted, I was spamming DK from an edge, but still... my brother's managed to get in the fifties, and he won't tell me how. I can just see the score glaring at me from the results screen, like a big, glaring... score, and it's annoying me to no end.

Damn, dude. You're probably a sight better at Melee than I ever was. Still, I was, like, 12, dude. High-level play wasn't exactly within my reach. Heck, I didn't even know what high-level play was supposed to look like. I just picked Mario and went to town.

By "no slouch", I meant I could beat all the other 12-year-olds on my block because I was the only one who knew how to spotdodge and shieldgrab, albeit my timing was just awful. Zoning, L-canceling, wavedashing, all that jazz? Not a chance. Scoring 20 KOs with skills like mine would have taken a wing and a prayer.

Fallout 3 Click To Watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbgW9Bi0Os4&feature=player_embedded

Jon Etheridge:
The street begging bitch from Assassins Creed 1. I'm sorry but who thought putting them in was a good idea!?

I stab them in the neck.. I figure it's a service to society.

Also in Assassins Creed 1.

The retards. Honestly? Those fuckers shove you into guards, and make them attack me when I'm on the ground. That's bullshit man.

The A.I Director is notorious for this.
Also,

Fox242:
Haze. Oh for the love of God, Haze. I spent $60 thinking it was going to live up to the expectations and that it would be a good filler until MGS4 came out a week later. It gave me the finger with its horrible vehicle controls, stupid plot, bad graphics, and npcs that would not shut the hell up! Aye. It flipped me the bird and took $60 and around 8 to 11 hours of my life away.

DON'T FORGET YOUR PROMISE!!!

when i played fallout 3 and oblivion the games would freeze at the worst times and my xbox gave me 3 red lights of death and i sent it off to get repaired at the time

Hyperone:
I do not know if it qualifies, but in WoW, Kologarn has told me I failed many times.

Kologarn the guild destroyer... Im starting to wonder if the lich king will be harder or that hard, because Kologarn? God damn, that guy has caused more touble Jack Thompson.

technoted:
trying what it said on the back of the FFVII instruction book and completing it without a memory card to fly into ruby weapon on disc 3 and die horrificly, 4 days of not turning my ps1 off for nothing

What, what??!?!?!

in any case, Prince of Persia 2008 when I beat the game.

MW 2 when i realized that each time you got shot blood covered the screen and the camera lurched upwards making it impossible to hit anything

When I was playing L4D2 with my friend on the weekend, an unseen jockey that no one could shoot got me with it's tongue thing and pulled me into a spot where no one could revive me. It was on the last chapter of a campaign too.

Then yesterday when I was playing by myself, a charger bashed me into a spot where the NPCs couldn't detect I was down and I died again on the last chapter of a campaign. I spent the whole time wasting away shooting Nick in the head with my pistol.

There have been many, many more times (especially in GTA:SA), but those are the most recent.

Funny, you ask. I bought a game on Steam today and I can not get it to accept the CD code. Been at it all day. :(

tehbeard:
The favela level of MW2 on veteran.

*Spawn*
*look up*
*get RPG in the face*
*respawn*
*repeat step one,trying to kill said guy before RPG incident*

*while trying to do this 5 more shoot you in the back*

eatenbyagrue:
Fallout 3, The Pitt - I decided to try the "go in and shoot everything that isn't me" option, instead of hiding and going all Spartacus like what was suggested. I fight my way past all their guards, kill everyone at the outpost (at this point, I'm essentially a power armored, combat shotgun-wielding avatar of DEATH), and when I come in, I get knocked unconscious by...

...3 fellows with lame armor, who are all armed with pointy sticks.

I promptly sent a very strongly worded letter to Bethsada, along with two photographs: the first being of myself hulking out and putting a keyboard through the monitor, and the second with me flipping the bird off to them. Double barrels.

I think we have a winner...

Low Key:
When I was playing L4D2 with my friend on the weekend, an unseen jockey that no one could shoot got me with it's tongue thing and pulled me into a spot where no one could revive me. It was on the last chapter of a campaign too.

Then yesterday when I was playing by myself, a charger bashed me into a spot where the NPCs couldn't detect I was down and I died again on the last chapter of a campaign. I spent the whole time wasting away shooting Nick in the head with my pistol.

There have been many, many more times (especially in GTA:SA), but those are the most recent.

That was a smoker not the jockey and its best to aim for the tongue

I Wanna Be the Guy. No explanation needed (but I'm slowly breaking those fingers...).

Furioso:

Low Key:
When I was playing L4D2 with my friend on the weekend, an unseen jockey that no one could shoot got me with it's tongue thing and pulled me into a spot where no one could revive me. It was on the last chapter of a campaign too.

Then yesterday when I was playing by myself, a charger bashed me into a spot where the NPCs couldn't detect I was down and I died again on the last chapter of a campaign. I spent the whole time wasting away shooting Nick in the head with my pistol.

There have been many, many more times (especially in GTA:SA), but those are the most recent.

That was a smoker not the jockey and its best to aim for the tongue

I had a nagging feeling I had that wrong.

My friend was aiming for the tongue, but no go. Then I glitched into a wall and my dead body levitated too high off the ground to be revived. Coach tried, but he fell right past me.

Any mortal Kombat game.

On easy the 99 percent win, just playing through to see peoples ending for a chuckle.
Then easy CPU goes SuperSayan and beats you down without taking another hit in line after line of impossible to block combos when all you needed was just one more fart to contact them.

At realizing your at home...and wondering if the console thinks your gonna give it a quarter so you can continue.

Skill means nothing, the CPU don't want you to win...you don't win.

Low Key:

Furioso:

Low Key:
When I was playing L4D2 with my friend on the weekend, an unseen jockey that no one could shoot got me with it's tongue thing and pulled me into a spot where no one could revive me. It was on the last chapter of a campaign too.

Then yesterday when I was playing by myself, a charger bashed me into a spot where the NPCs couldn't detect I was down and I died again on the last chapter of a campaign. I spent the whole time wasting away shooting Nick in the head with my pistol.

There have been many, many more times (especially in GTA:SA), but those are the most recent.

That was a smoker not the jockey and its best to aim for the tongue

I had a nagging feeling I had that wrong.

My friend was aiming for the tongue, but no go. Then I glitched into a wall and my dead body levitated too high off the ground to be revived. Coach tried, but he fell right past me.

Im sure you could have been saved but the AI in that game is beyond saving

TheGreatCoolEnergy:
Borderlands Ending. 'Nough said

I cried after I beat my 2nd time.
ALL HE DROPPED WERE WHITES AND GREENS!!!!!

MW 2

But the PC version gets mouse support and graphical settings!

:o

OMG... you mean like....every OTHER PC game?

Imagine if IW made cars.

NOW WITH 4 WHEELS!

Halo.
Marines really seem to enjoy driving the Warthog off cliffs when you're on board.

CoD: MW2 at the end of the estate level with Ghost. Little Big Planet towards the end of the game in the snow levels, there's a wheel structure you have to navigate while it's turning... I gave up. Classic Mario and Zelda games. End of Halo 2... Batman Arkham Asylum on the hardest difficult, the fight right before you fight the Joker. And pretty much all of the MGS series.

Sonic the Hedgehog Games.

I'm fucking willing to play the Games. Don't give me Grades because I'm not willing to speed through the levels at Super Sonic Speed while picking up every fucking Ring, Furry, and Treasure and pounding every Robot to scrap Metal in that same 30 second process of completing the fucking level. Damn Furry.

Fallout 3 or Oblivion..

For some reason, I always CTD at the most inopportune times, and it makes me RAGE!

The Final Boss of Batman: Arkham Asylum ... well ... no; every boss who isn't Scarecrow or, Posion Ivy.

technoted:
trying what it said on the back of the FFVII instruction book and completing it without a memory card to fly into ruby weapon on disc 3 and die horrificly, 4 days of not turning my ps1 off for nothing

I looked around for a while online and I couldn't find any information on completing the game without a memory card. What is it supposed to do?

Signa:

technoted:
trying what it said on the back of the FFVII instruction book and completing it without a memory card to fly into ruby weapon on disc 3 and die horrificly, 4 days of not turning my ps1 off for nothing

I looked around for a while online and I couldn't find any information on completing the game without a memory card. What is it supposed to do?

it doesn't do anything, it just sad on the back of the game book try completing it without a memory card so i thought i'd try it

On ANY of the Total War games when you have a ridiculously large invading army and come across an opposing army of substantially lesser personnel; so you decide to do "Auto Resolve" because you don't want to take the time to do battle with an army only 500-ish troops....then, by some unholy miracle, you lose the "Auto Resolve". Ragequit is guaranteed.

Battletoads for several reasons. 1) On multiplayer you can hurt each other. 2) Turbo Tunnels. Nothing like memorizing the patterns of the walls and jumps. Then you get to the next levels and are like, "Damn. Turbo Tunnel wasn't that bad. Clinger Winger!?" *hair pull*

EDIT: Or any type of game where you can destroy/kill your means of progressing to the next level. I used the key on the wrong door (which inexplicably causes it to break)? Doomed.