What's your favorite word that sounds dirty but isn't?

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camcuat... if that's how you spell it

It's not English, but I like the Spanish word palomitas.
It sounds dirty when you saw it deep and slow.

Titicaca.

It's a Lake in Afrika.

Cumquat. Those little orange things that you eat whole.

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Caucus.

EDIT: Cactii

I gotta go with Pussy Cat, I just can't say or hear that without picturing a giant meow-ing vagina

Procrastinate always sounded like some sort of complicated sex act to me.

other than that, have to agree with moist and coccyx.

EDIT: and ofc a classic - angina.

rhyno435:

ma55ter_fett:
moist, I hear that some people have trouble with this word.

Yea, I don't like saying that word. Sounds gross.

These don't really saound dirty, but I don't like the words smattering or balmy.

Aghhh, semi-ninja'd. I was going to say smattering too.

coccyx

Pussy willows.

Proctor.

Pararaptor:

rhyno435:

ma55ter_fett:
moist, I hear that some people have trouble with this word.

Yea, I don't like saying that word. Sounds gross.

These don't really saound dirty, but I don't like the words smattering or balmy.

Aghhh, semi-ninja'd. I was going to say smattering too.

Yea, my math teacher, when he assigns homework, sometimes says, "Just do a smattering of each question."

He also says "betwixt" instead of between, and "Thanks for coming out" when he finishes a math problem.

He annoys me

Come. It's nearly impossible to avoid when you're in band.

"Where do you come in?"
"I come in at 21."

It's really annoying.

Here's a few words that sound pretty silly:
asinine
bulbous
lisencephalic
thespian
vacillate

play, for some reason in Middle School or High School if your not refering to Sports or Video Games it means sex. Now I know its not something you use with friends but if you want to say something like "I played with the dog for a bit" you'll be laughed at however if you say "I played FETCH with the dog for a bit" its completly different I just don't get that.

Homo Erectus: The Latin name of one of the uncovered human ancestors.

Tiddlywink.

Samcanuck:
Titicaca.

It's a Lake in Afrika.

FAIL. It's in Bolivia. And it's spelled "Africa" anyway.

Defenistrate - to throw an object out a window. It always sounded like some manner of sexual act.

testify
also dildo a real place in canada that has traditional dildo days i'm not making this up

lacktheknack:

Samcanuck:
Titicaca.

It's a Lake in Afrika.

FAIL. It's in Bolivia. And it's spelled "Africa" anyway.

You got me there...but on furthur inspection its in Bolivia AND PERU.

FAIL cherry on my Fail cake.

I'm gonna go with "titillate".

Uvula

uvula

Exacerbate.

geddydisciple:
Lobster, say it real slow in a near whisper, trust me.

If that isn't a double entendre, I don't know what is.

Op: Egotistical.

MUCKLUCK

Procrastinating.
Don't you hear it? Doesn't it sound like a scientific word for sex?

sect's

because people always miss hear the word...

i think I'm going to go into one of the different sect's of my home and masticate for a while. i just have that urge every few hours or so. i cant help it, its natural.

hey. who are you to judge? YOU ALL DO IT TOO...!

geddydisciple:
Lobster, say it real slow in a near whisper, trust me.

I got nuthin.

gamefreakbsp:

geddydisciple:
Lobster, say it real slow in a near whisper, trust me.

I got nuthin.

Yea me neither

Bone?
Sack?
Pole?
Jugs?

Gingivitis

Pilot Bush:
The Rome: Total War mod: Surrectum

This reminds me of that Futurama where the professor explains that "Uranus" was changed to "Urectum."

My favorite: Titter.

Probably 'Balls' or 'Fuck'. Granted, both are dirty on their own, but when said as an explicative (which I often do) they mean disapproval of the situation, not the sexual connotation.

Also, 'Boned'; said whenever a situation takes a turn for the worst.

WanderFreak:
I could make an argument for the cocks being roosters, but you can't suck off long hard roosters, so it's a moot point.

Having said that, I have replaced the word "come" with inbound.

It sounds way more awesome anyway.

"Inbound to 7/11, eta to hot dogs: two minutes."

Sounds a hell of a lot better than "Mmm, foot long dogs, man I'm coming so fast I can't wait to put some sauce on those hot rods."

I'd feel incredibly sorry for you if you couldn't talk about hot dogs in 7/11 without the cashier thinking you're filming a porno in the back.

OT: Gag is a dirty and disgusting word. I try to avoid using it at all times.

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