Which part of the chocolate bunny do you take the first bite? I start from the ear most of the time and face some of the time. I started at the ear of the one I'm gnawing at now. I've always wondered if the majority of people start at the ear like I do.

The neck.

Hissss.

(No seriously the ears as well, as do most people I think.)

I have never had the pleasure of a chocolate bunny, for comic reasons I would probably start at the butt.

Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is, apart from SirBryghtside and OptimusHagrid.

I've never eaten a chocolate bunny for some reason, but I'd start with the ears, which sounds logical.

Start at the top and work my way down, as I do with most things.

The ears for me, it just makes sense as far as I'm concerned.
Also can I just say for the record that when they make easter bunnies with smiley faces even while you are essentially biting off the tops of their heads and eating their chocolate little bodies.... it has always disturbed me.

KillerMidget:
Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is.

You mean the guy who wrote the The Brentford "Trilogy"?

I always start with the butt so if the bunny comes magically to life after I started eating it it cannot say "kiss my ass", it could only say "bite me" which I would probably do.

D4zZ:

KillerMidget:
Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is.

You mean the guy who wrote the The Brentford "Trilogy"?

That's the one.

And now I've somehow managed to report myself. :S Whoops.

Ears, since they're usually the first part I unwrap.

I don't want the poor thing to hear it's own screaming!

KillerMidget:

D4zZ:

KillerMidget:
Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is.

You mean the guy who wrote the The Brentford "Trilogy"?

That's the one.

And now I've somehow managed to report myself. :S Whoops.

Lemme guess: screen refreshed sending you back to your post as you were clicking and your mouse happened to be hovering over the report button? If so, that's happened to me as well.

I don't eat chocolate bunnies.

They always taste of plastic and cheap chinese chocolate.

Julianking93:
I don't eat chocolate bunnies.

They always taste of plastic and cheap chinese chocolate.

This, but if I found one that didn't taste like ass, I would start from the ears.

Vrex360:
The ears for me, it just makes sense as far as I'm concerned.
Also can I just say for the record that when they make easter bunnies with smiley faces even while you are essentially biting off the tops of their heads and eating their chocolate little bodies.... it has always disturbed me.

But...that's the best part!
On the smiley ones, I eat their faces last!
Ears first, then I munch my way up from their feet.

I usually bite the whole head off

I just bite the whole head!

I like smaller ones, so I can eat them in one bite...

Eh. Usually break it up beforehand.

Force of habit, really.

Swollen Goat:
I'm an ears guy, too. And I think this is appropriately funny:

I admit it, this picture is one of the inspirations for this thread. I laughed the first time I saw it about a decade ago and it still makes me smile today.

I bite off their tail so they can't use their FTL thrusters to escape.

Like a woman I start up top and make my way down.

Mmm. Hollowed out chocolate goodness.
The face. I don't want it to see what I'm about to do to it.
(EAT IT YOU FREAKS, I WILL NOT FORNICATE WITH A CHOCOLATE BUNNY)

I tend to think the ears are the thinnest part of the bunny, so I go for that. It gives me easy access to the rest of the bunny without breaking me teeth.

Oh, and...Lindt bunnies FTW!

wherever I catch them first. I like to get the solid ones and I like to freeze them so I can gnaw on the rock hard chocolate.

Vrex360:
The ears for me, it just makes sense as far as I'm concerned.
Also can I just say for the record that when they make easter bunnies with smiley faces even while you are essentially biting off the tops of their heads and eating their chocolate little bodies.... it has always disturbed me.

We have a holiday here where we have chocolate versions of the saint we're celebrating.
we eat an old man, made of chocolate.

Marq:
Start with the ears and work my way down. I don't know why. Just seems natural.

Cause eating chocolate bunnies is "Natural"
=P