I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

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Firstly, watch this hilarious and awesome short film

Now, supposing someone challenges you to an old-fashioned duel

The rules are thus: He has challenged, so you get to pick the weapon

Now, before you all shout "LOL NUKE", remember that this is also a duel of reflexes, as you must take the 10 steps before drawing, like in the ol' Spaghetti Westerns. Should you pick something unweildy and time-consuming (such as launching a nuke) it would defeat the point of displaying your better-ness over the challenger, as would something like an uzi, which would sort of end the duel pretty instantaneously

So what would you pick?

I would pick those awesome robots, but considering they don't comply to the 10-steps-and-draw rule, I'd go for something like a good ol' flintlock pistol

Pancake Cannon™. It's the ideal weapon in all situations. High speed pancake to the face never fails.

Sig Sauer P226 .40 S&W with Night Sights.

i'll take these two

*morecambe and wise reference*

cookie if you can tell me what the sketch was called

Water balloons at twelve paces!

Steamrollers
Nerve gas
Land mines
Star Wars trivia
Mass Effect save files

... Well the first 3 were good.

Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.

A waffle maker. I would die happy/

I choose the RCP-120 from Perfect Dark.

While I'm pacing I'll cloak, then when my enemy turns around and is baffled at were I went I'll get him from behind.

I would go with lightsaber if I had to pick a winner (considering it comes with the reflexes) but to avoid being terribly cliché I've decided to quote Monty Python

and go with the holy handgrenade of Antioch, just lob it over your shoulder and let it bloweth they enemy into tiny bits

A Lantern Corps power ring. I should hope that I would win.

The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

SnootyEnglishman:
Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.

Hey wait a minute... I challenge yee to a duel!

the banjo!

Chuck Norris

A random person:
The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

GrinningManiac:

A random person:
The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Chainsaws/chainswords just because we can.
Or maybe lemons. Lemon juice stings so much when it gets in eyes and wounds.

A random person:

GrinningManiac:

A random person:
The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Brooklyn Rage!

Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launchers. "For when it absolutely, positively MUST NOT LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW."

zakski:

A random person:

GrinningManiac:

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Brooklyn Rage!


...did I just kill a gay clown?

I also challenge you to a children's cardgame!

Heh heh heh

Aby_Z:

SnootyEnglishman:
Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.

Hey wait a minute... I challenge yee to a duel!

Oh i thought this battle was postponed till waffles was represented

semtex vest with deadmans switch

SnootyEnglishman:

Aby_Z:

SnootyEnglishman:
Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.

Hey wait a minute... I challenge yee to a duel!

Oh i thought this battle was postponed till waffles was represented

That was then, this is now!
-arms Pancake Cannon™-

A rock and a stick.

The "Fat Man" mini nuke launcher from Fallout 3 =P.

Kuchinawa212:
I also challenge you to a children's cardgame!

Heh heh heh

I summon Obelisk the Tormentor, even though summoning an Egyptian god requires me to sacrifice monsters and is therefore impossible to do in the first turn!

i pick the one weapon you have not- the search bar!

o yeah - first post on new account yay!

Red light sabre.
Is at least in the top ten of the most epic weapons of all time :)
Seriously, who can't agree on that?

Logic and reverence. Those are the only weapons I will need. FAiling that I choose an old fashioned longsword and shield.

Seriousely;
A small handgun that would be easy to draw and aim... maybe a derringer, but that might be going a little too small.

Not-so-seriousely;
A water-balloon... filled with strawberry jam. And eggs!

A nuclear powered corkscrew.

Your screwed.

MGlBlaze:
Seriousely;
A small handgun that would be easy to draw and aim... maybe a derringer, but that might be going a little too small.

Not-so-seriousely;
A water-balloon... filled with strawberry jam. And eggs!

I cannot contemplate how awesome a waterballoon fight would be if the water was replaced with uncooked eggs

...I just can't

It would be AWESOME

the ability to make my enemy blind for about 5 seconds and a well placed shot with a hand gun.

OR

take the invitation of a fight, not show up. Suddenly the dude gets sniped.

hey, I don't really like physical confrontation.

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