Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

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Searchbar'd, and inspired by multiple topics, including the current "Your Last Meal" Thread.

Well that was silly of you, commiting all of those horrific crimes and terrifying the general population. You should have known this would lead to your execution!

However, as you are going to die, you may aswell be granted one final wish; the only problem is, you need to tell us what it is.

So, Ladies and Gentlemen,my question to you is "What is your last request before execution"?

Mine would have to be, that I am the one who is allowed to say "Ready, Aim, Fire!" to the Firing Squad, effectivvely ordering them to kill me.

EDIT: Not being executed is hardly an option now, is it, children?

EDIT 2:You can also be executed in anyway you see fit, other than ageing.

EDIT 3: THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Op's Favorites

Space Cowgirl:
Ask the guards escorting me to my death to skip along with me singingloudly and off-key "We're off to see the wizard..." but not before we have some Cotton Candy flavored pudding whilst listening and dancing to "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera.

The DSM:
The firing squad only have potato guns.

Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.

Bernzz:
I would request to have the execution as a difficult quick time event, and if I pass it I am allowed to walk free.

Basically, press X to not die.

BrynThomas:
Well if I'd want the electric chair and as my last meal I'd eat 3 kilos of unpopped pop corn, washed down with corn oil and butter.

Hopefully what happens next is as awesome as I imagine.

De Ronneman:
I want 2 wishes.

Get shot by a clown. At least I'll get killed by my nemesis.

What the clown doesn't know is that my other wish is a pressure sensitive "Saw the game"-style shotgun trap that goes off when I fall down.

At least that way my death was usefull to the world, I took out a clown.

Honorable Mentions

danielsharpe1634:
clone me. have my clone mature to adulthood very fast [some how]. then let me be my own executioner.

also, move my memories over to my clone so i can continue on after executing myself

Magnalian:
As for me, I'd like my execution to be in the form of some kind of science experiment. That way I have a chance of not-dying and becoming a superhero at the same time!

MattRooney06:
ask for 30 bottles of coco cola and a large bag of crushed mentoes.....drink the cola and swallow the bag whole.....then ask to be stabbed in the stomach.....when the sword punctures the bag........well just imagine that for a while

Vrex360:
If it's the electric chair then I demand to be killed by solar power, that way at least I'm being eco friendly.

(This is because I laughed more than anything, well done, Vrex =-])

Insomniactk:
Get Michael Atkinson to shoot me.
Ahh, the irony.

Wasder:
The people who are going to execute me must eat Mt.Everest, before they kill me.

Good luck, chaps, I'll be back in a few hundred years to see how you've gotten with that. Oh! sorry, I'll have died from natural causes by then! Shame.

To not be executed.

Don't execute me?

.......DAMMIT!!!

to learn how to moon walk. then, when I walk down to the chair, I can moon walk my way there.

To play Duke Nukem forever.. that should give me a few extra years to live.

Id request a soulstone, for obvious reasons.

I'd either wish for something good to eat or request a quick and painless form of execution, like the needle.

Get me to my Execution Tank!

So I would crush my enemies who try to execute me :)

"Make it quick." ...that's all.

to beat up jack thompson with a wii remote, then I can die happy

Dress in my best clothes before being electrocuted.

In an electric chair:

To the executioner: "Will you hold my hand?"

But what I want to do: "Do it coward! I could've killed five men in the time it took you to kill one!"

I would request that a Vocaloid be made using my voice as the base. Just because I think that would be pretty cool.

Put chicken on me, see if it fries

My request? Execute me somewhere cold, so I can see my last breaths. That or to be the Pope for a day.

Jonny49:
To not be executed.

Damn it you got there before me! It seems like to obvious request to me :)

easy to be killed when my crop bears fruit
(the crop is a oak tree)

My last request would probably be something ridiculous, like requiring my executioner(s) to run a marathon before they kill me.

My last request? hurry up I don't have all day. These younguns wasting my time with silly executions, I'm my day we use to just have a stiff upper lip if someone killed your family you shot him and then bought him a beer, now days I can't even shoot my own son without being called a murder.

I would request the ability to become a lich. Therefore, after I am executed I'll come back. I may have to live for eternity in a cave, but hey, me and my undead minions will have some EPIC games of Risk & Monopoly.

As for method of death, I'd say... well, there really is no better option: Snu snu.

I'd have to request for the execution to be called off, and instead to take part in a pistol duel with someone.
And whoever survives, walks free :D
Hooray for pistol-duels proving innocence :D

Or, of course, I'd have to ask them to use my remains for Science!

I would request to borrow one of their rifles.

to let time do the execution for them.

(y'know, live out my life)

Sex. I don't want to die as a virgin :C

Let me live till 2013 so I can see if the world really ends.

I would tell them to throw a party in the honor of me being killed. I would enjoy myself for a while then spike the drinks. While everyone is passed out/ out of their minds i would leasurely escape, find a plastic surgon and radicaly alter my appearance then live out the rest of my life.

"You first. Wanna make sure you get it right after all. Can't have you botch the execution of a monster like me."

To not be executed until Half-Life 2: Episode 3 comes out and I've beaten it. With the amount of time spent on that bloody game, I'd expect it to be a friggin' masterpiece and could die happy after playing it.

Sieni:
Sex. I don't want to die as a virgin :C

:)

Also, I would request if I could run over a random person in the world with a pick-up truck.

Get metallica to play me fade to black right before im killed :P

The firing squad only have potato guns.

Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.

I would also ask to say ready, aim fire. But I would stop at aim and keep saying things like "wait for it" and "any moment now" just to see how long it takes for someone to just give up and shoot me.

Pass on my seed to a beautiful woman...

I'd want to be executed by firing squad...

Ask the guards escorting me to my death to skip along with me singingloudly and off-key "We're off to see the wizard..." but not before we have some Cotton Candy flavored pudding whilst listening and dancing to "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera.

"Any last requests?"
"Yeah. Could you not kill me?"
"'Fraid not."
"Well, then I've got nothing."

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