If I was going to be executed, I would want to go out with a bang...maybe some bacon as well. But I would totally want to be the one to say "Ready, Aim, Fire!" and before I do, I would be all like, "Well Bastards, remind me to kick your ass when I see you on the other side." *smirk*
To not be executed until Half-Life 2: Episode 3 comes out and I've beaten it. With the amount of time spent on that bloody game, I'd expect it to be a friggin' masterpiece and could die happy after playing it.
Pretty much this. plus I heard that it wont be relesed this year so you've got a while to live.
Can i kill the guards while shouting allah akbar??
I'd either wish for something good to eat or request a quick and painless form of execution, like the needle.
Depends on what they are injecting you with. And technically, any needle based death is more painful than a shotgun slug at point blank to the brain. If you use the right gun/round, your brain is ripped apart more quickly than it can process pain. By contrast, if you got injected, you would at least feel the prick of the needle.
That if I beat them in all at Street Fighter IV, I go free.
a gallon of Coka-Cola and a crack team of Hollywood writers, so i can have something bad ass to say before I die
I would ask for a decent meal and to see my loved ones once more.
One of those bloomin onions from Outback
A trip to that buffet pizza place
To be blown to shit with a Neutron Bomb
and finally to hear Panzerleid reenacted just as it was in Battle of The Bulge before being blow up of course
Something involving a prostitute or something I guess. If I'm gonna be executed, STDs and moral obligations don't mean much. Might as well have a good time, right?
Allright this would be my request the prison gaurds all have to wear clown outfits with squeaky shoes, red nose the whole shibang (in this scenario I'm being killed by firing squad). The spectators must all wear tuxedos with monocles for the men and ball gowns for the ladies. In the background Sealion Pt II by Jethro Tull would be playing. The whole execution would be watched over by a giant cat-shaped hot air baloon (also wearing a top hat and monocle). I will be wearing regular prison clothes with a lead ball tied to my ankle.
When the time actually came for me to die half the guards guns would fire water the others would fire flowers or some other humourous object except for one who would fire the kill shot. At the moment my heart stops beating the giant cat balloon will say "HEATHENS!" In a deep and booming voice before soaring away. My coffin will be carried to my grave by chimpanzees in a solemn procession.
That all records and evidence of my crime be destroyed, including people's memories, thus setting the stage for phase 5 of whatever plan the crime was part of. Phase 6, quite obviously, is that my friend's post-hypnotic suggestion activates, triggering him to initiate phase 7a while I start 7b from the execution chamber.
Allow me to be the president for a day. Back when Bush was in charge, a bill was passed that allows the president to order the firing of nukes. Yes, I would end the world. If I die, I'm takin' humanity with me!
A 5 million point Warhammer 40k game. With all models.
My last wish?
Look behind you to see the nuke that goes with me.
My final request would be to call Sting a dickhead then punch him in the face.
To play Duke Nukem forever.. that should give me a few extra years to live.
Why can't I ever think of something clever like this?
I was going to say that I would ask my executioners to go F% themselves, then I could at least be disturbed and want to die.
be able to kill anyone I desire.
That means you, Alfonso Roberto.
Ask the guards to shoot themselves.
Oh what fun that would be.
I WENT GONZO YAY!
That they take me to a secluded place where a blind man who will be the only one there will execute me. I think you all know how this will turn out.
And if I can't have that then everyone at my execution must wear blindfolds and earplugs.
I want a copy of Mobile Suit Gundam: Awakening, Escalation, Confrontation... why because $1400.00 for a damn book is freaking retarded!!!
I would ask for an operational AK47 and ammo
If Im gonna die they might as well come with me
To eat the executioner(s).
I think I'd request to be shot out of a cannon into a volcano made of velociraptors.
For my last night on Earth to be spent doing Karaoke with all the guards and the Warden.
Not to be executed. See what I did there?
EDIT: Not being executed is hardly an option now, is it, children?
So wait we are executing children?
This is a pretty intense roleplay.
My last request? ...wouldn't be allowed to be posted on this board. Yay. :D
I'd ask to ride a roller coaster, and have them take shots at me while it's going.
quote="sean.A7x" post="18.182837.5442445"]Get metallica to play me fade to black right before im killed :P[/quote]
I think Ride the Lightning would be more appropriate. :)
This just made my night!
OT to see my dog have puppies.... too bad he was fixed!
For the method of execution to be a deathmatch between myself and a soldier of their choice.
Nice, expensive beer and whiskey and unlimited access to the deli counter at the back of Morrison's. I would drink and eat myself to death.
"Heh-heh...I just want my phone call."
I can think of three plans
Plan A "the achievable plan": Let me watch all of Satoshi Kon's and Hayao Miyazaki's works again so I can provide commentary, post it online, and live forever in internet fame
Plan B "the bullcrap plan": Get me some Zydrate before the execution so I won't feel nothin' at all~
Plan C "the Cthulu Plan": I have a Necronomicon. You will let me finish this statement. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. As His loyal Minion, I'm taking the whole damn world with me. (If this fails, I might get transferred to a mental asylum,therefore am alive, so I still win)
The firing squad only have potato guns.
Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.
It would be irritatingly slow.
My last request? Can I ride the next rocket launch into space by being strapped to the nose?