Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

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I'd ask to play tennis with a 30 second timed grenade painted like a testicle.

My final request would be to contact the government of my home country; Canada.
Have fun executing me now.
Edit'd; Cause Canada soesn't have capitol punishment, and I'm a Canadian Citizen. I.E. I'm just visiting the sountry that wants to execute me.

Pulse Reality:

danielsharpe1634:

danielsharpe1634:
clone me. have my clone mature to adulthood very fast [some how]. then let me be my own executioner.

also, move my memories over to my clone so i can continue on after executing myself

Why just an honorable mention? it follows all your rules
1. I do end up being executed
2. I don't die from aging
3. I don't escape

Sigh, work, work, work...

OK, as soon as there is another one for an Honorable Mention, I'll move your reponse to my Favorites, but only because it's you!

ha, sweet. thnx

To die by being roundhouse kicked by chuck norris, that is after watching Micheal Atknson and the Pope have a slap fight.

Play Caramelldansen and shoot me when the song is over, just so I can dance to it one last time.

Request a new Chrono Trigger game. That way i would be loved despite anything i might of done.

Riddle78:
My final request would be to contact the government of my home country; Canada.
Have fun executing me now.
Edit'd; Cause Canada soesn't have capitol punishment, and I'm a Canadian Citizen. I.E. I'm just visiting the sountry that wants to execute me.

Stop finding loopholes! This is all hypothetical!

AvsJoe:
I'd either wish for something good to eat or request a quick and painless form of execution, like the needle.

We don't actually know if that is painless, it's a series of 3 injections, The first one is supposed to render you unconcious, the second to completely paralyse you (if left like this you would die from asphyxiation), and the third stops your heart.

Considering that trained doctors aren't allowed to do this, the person who carries out the injections, could have the incorrect dosage in comparison to the persons body mass, could miss the vein, or could quite simply not care. All of these could come in some form of combination, but since you are paralysed there would be no way to let them know something is wrong and asphyxiation is a very painful thibg to go through. It's not like accidents have never happened before.

...I've over analysied this, haven't I? ^^;

I want to be given a large vat of mercury, and I want to dip my arm, and my leg into it to see what it feels like.

"bury me with my money"

geohound13:
ZOMBIE LAND!

Too late, mi amigo.

i want to spend 24 hours with my girlfriend outside this hell hole. you can watch me and put a tracker on me all you want, just let me be with the one i care about most.

the next day i want you to take me to a helipad and chain me to the top of a steam roller and fly the steam roller over G.Bush Jr house in a plane. then give me a blonde mullet wig and let the steam roller drop and video tape it and put it on youtube

Twaddle as he is falling: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYRYYYYYYYY!!! HHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

twaddle:
i want to spend 24 hours with my girlfriend outside this hell hole. you can watch me and put a tracker on me all you want, just let me be with the one i care about most.

N'awwwww, how sweet. =-)

Give the executioner a nuclear axe "You can kill me but can you kill everyone on the planet!?"

Get Michael Atkinson to shoot me.
Ahh, the irony.

BRING ME A TACO. No, four tacos! No, a dozen!

My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

The power to control time. So I can live the rest of my life in quiet solitude.

Duke Nukem Forever.

geohound13:
ZOMBIE LAND!

genius

If I'm being executed, its most likely for being an asshole about politics, so I'll go with the whole martyrdom speech while my firing squad is being prepped. When they're ready, I'll yell "hurry up you pussy-footed brown-shirts, pull the damn trigger" or something similar.
depending on who I pissed off ;)

edit: I forgot the request! I want the whole thing taped and broadcast. The world shall know of my insanity

Execution by being dropped out of a stealth bomber into
the Chester zoo lion enclosure, just to see what would happen.
or to be allowed to have sex... with the exocutioner's mother

slightly evil:
Execution by being dropped out of a stealth bomber into
the Chester zoo lion enclosure, just to see what would happen.
or to be allowed to have sex... with the exocutioner's mother

Chester? I live near there? Where abouts do you live?

RanD00M:
My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

24 hours with a copy of TimeSplitters 4. Or Jessica Alba. Or Zooey Deschanel.

Triforceformer:

RanD00M:
My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

BOOM! ... Headshot!

I knw that was mean, but you made me laugh, there.

Triforceformer:

RanD00M:
My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

I will admit that that was one of the best jokes that I have heard about my virginity.
I applaud you good sir and/or madam.

my last request? to say my final goodbyes, to family and friends

my final request to bang the wives of every member of the firing squad including the man who ordered the kill on me
so i get my final revenge 9 months later

I want 2 wishes.

Get shot by a clown. At least I'll get killed by my nemesis.

What the clown doesn't know is that my other wish is a pressure sensitive "Saw the game"-style shotgun trap that goes off when I fall down.

At least that way my death was usefull to the world, I took out a clown.

I would like to go on stage infront of hundreds of people and have my head explode all over them. That would be epic.

ask for the prison keys

De Ronneman:
I want 2 wishes.

Get shot by a clown. At least I'll get killed by my nemesis.

What the clown doesn't know is that my other wish is a pressure sensitive "Saw the game"-style shotgun trap that goes off when I fall down.

At least that way my death was usefull to the world, I took out a clown.

Favorite'd. I like it.

RanD00M:

Triforceformer:

RanD00M:
My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

I will admit that that was one of the best jokes that I have heard about my virginity.
I applaud you good sir and/or madam.

I wish to eat of Glenn Beck's heart.

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