Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

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Okay so groin attacks in fiction are funny, but girls seriously in real life if the dude isn't attacking you you don't get to hit a guy there, it's just not cricket.

The reason this came about is my nieces and my sister in law came to town for a visit this week and crashed at my place, my nice little cute nieces who have somehow been taught that striking a man in the place of pain is funny.

Any guy who has ever been struck there can tell you even a tap is painful, a full on blow shuts down your brain for a good 5-10 seconds while you working out wtf is going on and then the pain hits. In serious cases you start to taste blood afterwards.

I once sat in on a self defence class that my sisters were taking, the women teaching the class went over different means of disabling an attacker, usually with the common warning that I know well about not using this on people useless it's for real... notable exception? the strikes to the testicles. It's like they thinking punch a dude there is acceptable for being a jerk.

Do women seriously not know how much this freaking hurts?

I know what you mean.

My last experience with a kick in the balls didn't end well.

Oh man I hate being hit in the balls. The fact women consider it to be ok pisses me off. But don't worry... We'll get them back when we accidentally take the painkillers during child birth.

"That's for punching me in the balls last week you bitch!"

Agreed

On the contrary - groin attacks are fucking hilarious when they're not happening to me.

Yeah, it's probably not good for the health either :\

i dont find them funny even if there not happing to me. there all kids in my school how will run around "sac tapping" just about anyone they see.

it's really sad when it happens often enough that you can just shake off the pain and walk away. i miss the idea of having future children.

Groin attacks aren't funny?
I'd say no attacks are funny if they are in any way serious or dangerous.
Feth groin attacks, they're just part of a larger picture of stupidity.

If I get into a fight, I don't attack the balls-You shouldn't have to. I block kicks to the crotch (They're pretty simple to block) and don;t go for that area.

And I have taken a hit cricket ball to the gonads without a cup. I couldn't walk right for 20 minutes and needed an embarassingly placed ice pack for about 45. Even then it hurt a lot.

The Simpsons would disagree with you:

On a more serious note, yes it's pretty damn evil to hit them unless it's in self defence, but fortunately it's never happened to me intentionally for whatever reason.

I always tell girls who laugh at a kick in the nuts that if that's how they feel about immense groinal pain, guys are now allowed to laugh at girls screaming when giving birth. And they can then poke fun at them about it for a day or so later.

And at least a woman can't give birth all day, every day, 7 days a week, whereas a kick to the nuts can happen over..and over..and over...

Groin attacks aren't funny.

Accidental testicular smashing, on the other hand, is hilarious.

Even if it does leave permanent marks...

CK76:
Agreed

There you go. Had the same idea. Love Heywood Banks.

I read a recent news article (that I can't find to cite, mainly because I don't want to look it up on google) about how attacks to the groin carried out by guys on guys are becoming fashionable and are ending up on Youtube. That a bloke can be maimed for life doesn't register.

When it comes to self defence then I would absolutely aim low each and every time and consider a lesson to the perpetrator (don't attack me/mug me etc, I won't try to stamp your crotch into the pavement).

Ah wait, here we go, I remember that the idiots doing it gave it a name: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/sack-tapping-boys-punch-testicles-game/story?id=10762563

The answer is - stop thinking that it is bullying or a stupid things and think of it as an assault and PROSECUTE the little bastards doing it and so what if it ruins their life.

Sometimes the slapstick element can be funny though, when it isn't intentional.

A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.

many women i've encountered think a hit in the clitoris hurts as much as in the balls.

i dont know for sure, but i've never seena girl puke and scream in agony by being kicked in the privates.

My friend gave me a love tap the other day and it hurt like hell. I don't see a guy getting kicked in the balls being funny, i think "Ouch!"

James_Sunderland:
Groin attacks aren't funny.

Accidental testicular smashing, on the other hand, is hilarious.

Even if it does leave permanent marks...

Considering I just got back from hospital after having testicular torsion...I can say that it is not hillarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

One of the most painful things of my life so far. Thankfully both of them are still attached. Got into surgery quickly enough.

OT: sometimes they are funny, but more often than not they're really not.

However we don't have to bleed once a month...so...hmm.

What? Groin attacks are the highest form of humour, right next to toilet humour!

...

Maybe not.

Aloran:

James_Sunderland:
Groin attacks aren't funny.

Accidental testicular smashing, on the other hand, is hilarious.

Even if it does leave permanent marks...

Considering I just got back from hospital after having testicular torsion...I can say that it is not hillarious.

One of the most painful things of my life so far. Thankfully both of them are still attached. Got into surgery quickly enough.

I meant from a spectator's point of view.

I too have had many a magnificent smash on the groin in my day, and well...there's a reason I added that bit about permanent marks.

Groin attacks are not funny, yet o so effective when facing a superior opponent!
The few times i got bullied into a fight as a kid, i was able to go for the groin.
Some would say that is lame, but it sure beats having to pick up your teeth from the pavement or getting bloody knuckles and bruises.
I reccommend going for the groin: itīs the quickest way to stop a fight from going any further without murder getting involved.

They're funny when they happen to Random Task, especially in light of his arrest and charge for gang rape.

What's not funny is how a lot of irresponsible self defence courses teach that a kick or strike to the balls is a magical 'off button' on men, and give women the foolish notion that a kick in the balls is the best thing to do when attacked or even confronted.

Yes, a strike to the groin hurts, a lot, but it won't automatically disable an attacker, and it causes such pain that it could turn a simple mugging or robbery into a brutal assault and battery or murder just out of spite.

I got kneed in the balls once in a fight, it didn't stop me, but it hurt so much that any notion of simply restraining my opponent and defending myself went out of the window and made me want to really batter, hurt and break my opponent for the pain he caused me.

When it's by accident it can be funny but never ever do it to someone on purpose.

GodsAndFishes:
A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.

On the other hand, women gain something from giving birth but men don't get anything from groin attacks. If the man got thousand dollars for every kick, he'd probably say yes.

Logic is a bitch!

Legion:
The Simpsons would disagree with you:

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. lol

OT: At first, I was gonna get mad because I thought the OP said if a man is attacking you, it's not okay. But anyway, sometimes, that's the only way. I'm not saying it's okay to do, just to do it or anything. And besides, any physical violence is pretty much the same in principle. It just has different levels of consequences. Getting hit in the groin is just more serious, than getting hit in the stomach or somewhere else. Maybe not as serious as getting hit in the head though. (But that depends on what it's with.)

Unknower:

GodsAndFishes:
A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.

On the other hand, women gain something from giving birth but men don't get anything from groin attacks. If the man got thousand dollars for every kick, he'd probably say yes.

Logic is a bitch!

I know, thats why I said its fun not to look at the whole picture.

To wound an 'internal organ' is serious but to wound an 'external organ' is funny?
harsh...very harsh :( It causes one to be paralyzed for 5mins.

For some bizarre reason, some of my friends at high school thought it would be funny to turn it into a game they called 'Sack Shot'. Basically, two guys sit at opposite ends of the room on the floor with their legs apart. They then take it in turns to throw a ball of any sort, usually it was a tennis ball though smetimes if that wasn't available they used a squash ball (seriously, those things are even worse!), at the crotch of the other person. The aim was to cause your opponent as much pain as possible so they'd give up. If you give up, or if you move either hand from your side to block the shot, then you automatically lose. Your best hope was that your opponent had crap aim.

Seriously, they played this most lunchtimes in the Sixth Form common room. It got to the point where, although I was fortunate enough to never be pushed into playing it, I considered wearing my old cricket box to school each day for a short while (which I hadn't used since Year Seven). Fortunately, it died out fairly quickly...

Oh, and another time I was watching some friends play a game of squash on the school courts and one of them was hit in the crotch by a squash ball at high speed. He was literally rolling around on the floor in agony for at least ten minutes. Frankly, we all thought it was hilarious... :P

This is why you never play hockey with girls. Everyone gets sticks with curved ends... you can see where this is going I hope. It wasn't pleasant...

A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.

Aye I know. I hate it when chicks kick me in the jewels. It's never fun, and they should know better.

Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!

Honestly, the only time I've ver come near to hitting a women, was after she decided that because she was losing an argument, she would knee me in the happy sacks.
I politley told her she should gtfo out, because if she said another word, I may end up doing something I regret, her male friend told her to cease and desist. I think even he aw she had gone too far :P

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