Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

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Groin attacks hurt.
Especially if you get shot there with a paintball.
Yeah, I've gotten shot and kicked in the groin before.

I'm sure if girls knew how much it hurt, they wouldn't do it unless they are being attacked or something.

what idiot designed man with his sex organs on the outside of his body! between the legs as well! its just recipy for disaster. and why so sensitive? if there is a god, if i see him im gonna kick him in the balls and say 'how do you like it!' sorry if that offends anyone.

I hurts my balls just thinking about it.

Please stop

If a girl did that to me and I was still in control of my body I'd punch her in the face as hard as I could, hopefully breaking her jaw.

oppp7:
If a girl did that to me and I was still in control of my body I'd punch her in the face as hard as I could, hopefully breaking her jaw.

I'd probley do the same.

A women: You could never understand the pain of child birth, imagine the most intense pain possible going on for hours.

A man: You could never understand the pain of getting kicked in the balls, imagine the most intense pain possible going on for hours.

While I agree thtat interntionally hiting someone in the groin isn't really funny, if somthing hapens there by accident, then its really funny, like this:

Legion:
The Simpsons would disagree with you:

On a more serious note, yes it's pretty damn evil to hit them unless it's in self defence, but fortunately it's never happened to me intentionally for whatever reason.

BAHHHAHA, RIGHT IN THE MONEY SHOT!

Oh, sorry... pfft. Okay, it's funny. But outside of the range of my groin.

JanatUrlich:
Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!

err please read my post again, I clearly stated that if someone is attacking you it's perfectly okay, however if some dude isn't attacking you but just being a jerk / asshat whatever or you think it's funny, you don't get to hit a dude there.

Chogg Van Helsing:
what idiot designed man with his sex organs on the outside of his body! between the legs as well! its just recipy for disaster. and why so sensitive? if there is a god, if i see him im gonna kick him in the balls and say 'how do you like it!' sorry if that offends anyone.

Well I'm religious and that just made my list of things to talk to God about when I die, right up there with "why the hell do we need to sleep so much?" and "two sets of teeth? cheap"

GodsAndFishes:
A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.

A kick in the groin is more painful than giving birth???? I saw my wife push out a ten pound,fourteen ounce baby. I gotta tell ya I'd rather be kicked in the groin, hell I'd rather slam my nads in a car door because she had that kid natural, no pain killers, and he got stuck so they had to jerk him out, causing her taint to rip. Top that one kiddos!

At my school it's more the boys who do it than the girls. And then you get called gay if you don't scream in agony since you must have no testicles, even though they're the ones touching your balls.

tkioz:
Okay so groin attacks in fiction are funny, but girls seriously in real life if the dude isn't attacking you you don't get to hit a guy there, it's just not cricket.

The reason this came about is my nieces and my sister in law came to town for a visit this week and crashed at my place, my nice little cute nieces who have somehow been taught that striking a man in the place of pain is funny.

Any guy who has ever been struck there can tell you even a tap is painful, a full on blow shuts down your brain for a good 5-10 seconds while you working out wtf is going on and then the pain hits. In serious cases you start to taste blood afterwards.

I once sat in on a self defence class that my sisters were taking, the women teaching the class went over different means of disabling an attacker, usually with the common warning that I know well about not using this on people useless it's for real... notable exception? the strikes to the testicles. It's like they thinking punch a dude there is acceptable for being a jerk.

Do women seriously not know how much this freaking hurts?

"It's just not cricket". I like that phrase. U,m, the next time a chick does that (or tries), just punch her in the breast. They aren't quite as sensitive but they still hurt when struck (watch a catfight. They're not trying to tear off clothes but attack the breasts.) Normally, I'm against violence against women but I consider this to be self defense (and defense of future generations as well). Also, please don't do that while she's breastfeeding.

I know one or two that know for CERTAIN how much that hurts. Mainly because I've explained to them both in GRIM detail what the effect is of hitting a guy there. How painful it is, how damaging it is. How honestly, if you strike him hard enough, especially wearing pointed shoes at all, you can cut off his means of reproduction. PERMANENT DAMAGE.

Not to mention it's not something a man just comes back from. A man will not simply stand up with the movie face (as I call it) on for pain. I myself have accidentally tripped and fell LIGHTLY against something while wearing thin pants, and honestly . . . a light tap to that area sent me nearly to the floor. It's a serious matter, and a VERY serious pain.

JanatUrlich:
Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!

Yeah, if you're being attacked. I think the OP was trying to say hitting there because they think it's funny.

No, you never kick a man in that spot. If he brings it upon himself attempting some kind of dangerous trick for America's Funniest Home Videos or something, so be it, that can be humorous, but you never do it to someone else just out of the blue.

oh groin attacks are hilarious, but God do they hurt...

True story: scored a goal in soccer with my testicles(yea, epic)

JanatUrlich:
Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!

I think the OP is talking more of a social setting rather than being attacked.

Being attacked fair enough, the guy is asking for it but other than that it's a no no.

swolf:

"It's just not cricket". I like that phrase. U,m, the next time a chick does that (or tries), just punch her in the breast. They aren't quite as sensitive but they still hurt when struck (watch a catfight. They're not trying to tear off clothes but attack the breasts.) Normally, I'm against violence against women but I consider this to be self defense (and defense of future generations as well). Also, please don't do that while she's breastfeeding.

You made me snort orange juice all over my desk when you I read that.

+1 Internets to you sir.

Kingcallum:
I know what you mean.

My last experience with a kick in the balls didn't end well.

Do you have one that DID go well?

OT: Yeah, It sucks.

A kick to the groin can cause serious pain to women as well, if properly placed, as well as do some good damage to her lady-bits. You just have to make sure the point of your shoe is aimed right.

Of course, a quick punch to the solar plexus will down most people, regardless of gender.

swolf:
Also, please don't do that while she's breastfeeding.

damn that would be awkward....

I do belive it can actualy cause infertialty and other problems. I used to find them funny as long not on me... now cringe even if its on tv...

...I"m sorry but punching a man anywhere "for being a jerk" is wrong and stupid.

Bitches need a swift hit to the ovaries or the boobs and reminded that it fucking hurts to get hit, period.

They think they can get away with this shit and it's stupid.

They think it's cute. *growls with contempt*

Calhoun347:

Kingcallum:
I know what you mean.

My last experience with a kick in the balls didn't end well.

Do you have one that DID go well?

Depends what your into doesn't it XD

steevee:

swolf:

"It's just not cricket". I like that phrase. U,m, the next time a chick does that (or tries), just punch her in the breast. They aren't quite as sensitive but they still hurt when struck (watch a catfight. They're not trying to tear off clothes but attack the breasts.) Normally, I'm against violence against women but I consider this to be self defense (and defense of future generations as well). Also, please don't do that while she's breastfeeding.

You made me snort orange juice all over my desk when you I read that.

+1 Internets to you sir.

Thanks, I only thought of that because my wife was about nurse my kid at the time...and their sensitive as hell so...yeah. Glad you enjoyed it...sorry about the desk. Want a baby wipe?

The biggest problem with hits on the balls, is that you can't describe how much it hurts. It's not like when you're punched anywhere else on the body. It's a different kind of pain that is way, way, way, way worse.

jad4400:
While I agree thtat interntionally hiting someone in the groin isn't really funny, if somthing hapens there by accident, then its really funny, like this:

lmfao. It might have been deserved for cropping the dog's ears....

At least, if the man holding the camera's balls were bitten...

PayJ567:
But don't worry... We'll get them back when we accidentally take the painkillers during child birth.

"That's for punching me in the balls last week you bitch!"

You know, his has been killing me for ages... does getting kicked there really hurt as much as giving birth? I always thought it didn't because the pain lingers for hours after you give birth, or so I hear. A shame we'll never find out for real.

I remember being poked slightly in the balls by an elbow (don't ask). I felt a great discomfort in my entire body for the past 5 minutes.

I can't imagine how it would feel to get a full blow. I don't even want to think about it.

Anyways, it's kind of serious. Girls should cut that hobby out of their lives.

I once got hit in the round clackers with a skateboard. Not fun. Not fun at all.

I've resolved that if I'm ever hit in the nads by a woman for no reason, I'm forsaking the "YOU CAN'T HIT GIRLS!" thing and I'm going straight for a clit-punch.

Chogg Van Helsing:
what idiot designed man with his sex organs on the outside of his body! between the legs as well! its just recipy for disaster. and why so sensitive? if there is a god, if i see him im gonna kick him in the balls and say 'how do you like it!' sorry if that offends anyone.

It's all fun and games till you head to the pearly gates to see God standing there insisting that you play Roshambo with him :-P

Jannycats:

PayJ567:
But don't worry... We'll get them back when we accidentally take the painkillers during child birth.

"That's for punching me in the balls last week you bitch!"

You know, his has been killing me for ages... does getting kicked there really hurt as much as giving birth? I always thought it didn't because the pain lingers for hours after you give birth, or so I hear. A shame we'll never find out for real.

It's the same deal for guys getting hit in the balls, a good hit can put a guy out for hours.

Groin attacks are not funny! On the other hand, watching someone else injuring thier crown jewels due to thier own stupidity is hilarious.

OP, you think getting hit in the balls by wee girls is bad? I've been kicked in the balls by a cow (the animal), because I was standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now that is pain I wouldn't wish on any guy.

My friend got bored one day so he kicked me in the balls. Later that day his brother's girlfriend came out of the closet. So now he tries to kick my testicles, and uses the argument
"good things happen when you get kicked in the nuts"... Damn I can't wait till schools over

It's all about the lulz. >: )

Excuse me while I put on a cup.

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